zane
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zane
@onlypianos.bsky.social
autist, transsexual, pussy (derogatory (reclaimed))
could god create a final day of the term so hectic that even they would be overwhelmed?
December 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
fuck that, mandate them in new cars like seatbelts or airbags
again, ignition interlocks are one of those things where there basically *really is* a technological solution to the problem that greatly mitigates that tradeoffs, and it's a policy failure that they aren't mandatory for five years after your first DUI.
“Drunk and drugged driving is now so common in car-centric California that drivers routinely rack up four, five, six DUIs. One woman in Fresno just got her 16th.”
December 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Fuck it we ball
December 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
the REAL scandal
December 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
i'm becoming an old engineer who can't do algebra unless there are units involved
December 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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big news
December 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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it's schadenfruedening to hear an extended rock drum solo if you've ever really listened to a good jazz drum solo
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
it's schadenfruedening to hear an extended rock drum solo if you've ever really listened to a good jazz drum solo
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
why are you booing him? he's right. Calibri is woke.

Times is pretty readable on screen to english speakers who are used to desktop word editing, but like, does anyone else remember learning to read it on a 720p laptop while writing essays? it was hard!
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
thinking about how much i love her again...
the only font i've ever purchased is this monospace interpretation of comic sans (after trying out other sloppier (imo) monospace interpretations of comic sans) and after one year it's truly phenomenal, i can't imagine willingly using a different terminal/code font tbh tosche.net/fonts/comic-...
Toshi Omagari | Comic Code
tosche.net
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
the national security strategy describes an explicit outline of a fascist-expansionist extension of the monroe doctrine by means of broadening and deepening existing american policies of neocolonialism and extralegal murder.
December 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
beyond parody frankly
December 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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no one needs to use spotify!! it's fun and cool to share data with friends
here are some things you can do: you can put networked storage under your desk. you can buy refurbished enterprise hdds. you can teach your friends how to use a seedbox. you can set up rsync crons. you can use tailscale to give them all access.
December 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
where is the ski slope that will rent me a fat bike? i need to fend off the urge to pop the battery out of my e bike and try to rip around the hills in a park because the tires might be fat enough but the geometry is ALL wrong
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
how the fuck are the fried cauliflower options at this restaurant more expensive than the fried chicken options
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
i've been wondering why it felt like monday all day and then I just remembered that i worked from home yesterday lol
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
universal design, problem solved
Balancing "no person with a disability should be denied accommodations" with "it's important to discourage non-disabled people from pretending to be disabled to take advantage of these accommodations" is really difficult and I don't have a great answer for what anyone should do about it.
December 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
side by side baths with your bestie in the mudroom/laundry room >>>
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
look at my academic institutions dawg even the professors have no reading comprehension skills
December 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
nyt still on the bleeding edge of mainstream liberal media boosting covid cranks - having run their victory laps around "just let everyone get covid, the people who die were gonna die anyway" and "masks don't work," it's on to the next
NEW: The F.D.A. announced in an internal memo that 10 children died "because of" the Covid shot. Other experts want to see proof.

“This is a profound revelation,” Dr. Prasad's memo said. “For the first time, the U.S. F.D.A. will acknowledge that Covid-19 vaccines have killed American children.”
F.D.A. Attributes 10 Children’s Deaths to Covid Vaccines
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
man everything was good. i was starting every day with a tiny hit of weed and a big ass cold brew, writing some C and assembly for my phd, going for a run and doing a little yoga and resistance band training like 5 days a week, going for an afternoon walk with my roommates and a joint every day...
What's a charming memory you have from the worst period of the pandemic?
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 AM
feeding koss headphones to the broken headphones box
November 30, 2025 at 5:28 AM
google has apparently backed down from this, but still, i ask, year of the gnu-like linux phone when??
🚨 Google wants to kill Android freedom: Starting 2027, unverified apps can’t be DOWNLOADED.

➡️ No installation of independent apps

➡️ Destroys alternative playstores like F-Droid

➡️ Google decides what runs on YOUR phone

Help us fight this plan! ✊

tuta.com/blog/google-...
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM