Well-Regulated Onion
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Yeah my PFP isn't great.
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Say it with me 3 times...
E-MOTOS ARE NOT BIKES
E-MOTOS ARE NOT BIKES
E-MOTOS ARE NOT BIKES
velo.outsideonline.com/ebike/ebike-...
E-MOTOS ARE NOT BIKES
E-MOTOS ARE NOT BIKES
E-MOTOS ARE NOT BIKES
velo.outsideonline.com/ebike/ebike-...
E-Bike Injuries Are Up 1,800%, But It's Not Actually E-Bikes: It's Electric Motorcycles
The vehicles causing a recent spike in injuries and worse aren't e-bikes. Here’s why, our solution, and how to differentiate an e-bike from an e-moto.
velo.outsideonline.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Say it with me 3 times...
E-MOTOS ARE NOT BIKES
E-MOTOS ARE NOT BIKES
E-MOTOS ARE NOT BIKES
velo.outsideonline.com/ebike/ebike-...
E-MOTOS ARE NOT BIKES
E-MOTOS ARE NOT BIKES
E-MOTOS ARE NOT BIKES
velo.outsideonline.com/ebike/ebike-...
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I keep on being like, Chief Justice John Roberts, wants to base unitary executive on that guy, the worst unitary executive of all time? 👀
thinking more about this: it is highly ironic that at the same time that it serves as a test case for the "unitary executive," this administration is all but being led by two subordinate officials with no immediate political accountability.
December 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I keep on being like, Chief Justice John Roberts, wants to base unitary executive on that guy, the worst unitary executive of all time? 👀
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Sorry to be a broken record but it's nuts to me that the New York Times would write an entire article summarizing a court ruling and refuse to provide a link to said ruling. This is a disservice to readers. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/01/n...
Here's the ruling: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Here's the ruling: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Appeals Court Says Alina Habba Is Unlawful U.S. Attorney
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Sorry to be a broken record but it's nuts to me that the New York Times would write an entire article summarizing a court ruling and refuse to provide a link to said ruling. This is a disservice to readers. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/01/n...
Here's the ruling: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Here's the ruling: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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I strongly recommend this article.
I can speak from deep personal experience in Cambridge & in a district/at-large county. The Cambridge system promotes participation by minorities of all kinds. District voting unfairly empowers geographic minorities. commonwealthbeacon.org/opinion/how-...
I can speak from deep personal experience in Cambridge & in a district/at-large county. The Cambridge system promotes participation by minorities of all kinds. District voting unfairly empowers geographic minorities. commonwealthbeacon.org/opinion/how-...
How a 1940 electoral system reform in Cambridge made its 2025 housing breakthrough possible - CommonWealth Beacon
This is more than just a housing “win.” It’s a triumph for Cambridge’s unique brand of representative democracy—one that balances citywide priorities with fair representation for diverse communities.
commonwealthbeacon.org
December 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I strongly recommend this article.
I can speak from deep personal experience in Cambridge & in a district/at-large county. The Cambridge system promotes participation by minorities of all kinds. District voting unfairly empowers geographic minorities. commonwealthbeacon.org/opinion/how-...
I can speak from deep personal experience in Cambridge & in a district/at-large county. The Cambridge system promotes participation by minorities of all kinds. District voting unfairly empowers geographic minorities. commonwealthbeacon.org/opinion/how-...
This spread is insulting to America.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This spread is insulting to America.
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"Western civilization," the font, the 11 stars - 11 states in the confederacy, for the record.
Why is this never news? Why are we letting our government agencies do this sort of thing while the news agencies report on hallucinated trade deals and act like everything is normal
Why is this never news? Why are we letting our government agencies do this sort of thing while the news agencies report on hallucinated trade deals and act like everything is normal
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"Western civilization," the font, the 11 stars - 11 states in the confederacy, for the record.
Why is this never news? Why are we letting our government agencies do this sort of thing while the news agencies report on hallucinated trade deals and act like everything is normal
Why is this never news? Why are we letting our government agencies do this sort of thing while the news agencies report on hallucinated trade deals and act like everything is normal
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Death panels
Big change: FDA to impose strict new vaccine requirements under RFK Jr ally
Vinay Prasad signaled changes to annual flu shots, concurrent vaccines + more
Prasad said his team found link between covid-19 shots and kids' deaths, necessitating a new approach overall
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Vinay Prasad signaled changes to annual flu shots, concurrent vaccines + more
Prasad said his team found link between covid-19 shots and kids' deaths, necessitating a new approach overall
with @rachelroubein.bsky.social
FDA to impose strict new vaccine requirements, claiming child covid shot deaths
Vinay Prasad, the nation’s top vaccine regulator, said his team concluded that coronavirus shots were linked to children’s deaths, necessitating a new approach.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Death panels
"Croatoan"
November 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
"Croatoan"
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Everyone in politics, everyone in media knows what’s happening here: the White House is controlled by a repellant white supremacist who waits with bated breath for any opportunity to run nonwhite people out of America. They know who it is, what he’s doing. But they won’t SAY it.
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Everyone in politics, everyone in media knows what’s happening here: the White House is controlled by a repellant white supremacist who waits with bated breath for any opportunity to run nonwhite people out of America. They know who it is, what he’s doing. But they won’t SAY it.
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As I said, Russell Vought believes in one thing—executive authority—and also believes in a permanent vanguard of the conservative elite that rule us from within the state: and if that sounds, wild, why yes it is.
DOGE is down to about 45 employees, but others have burrowed their way into government agencies as full time employees. Some are helping Vought's efforts to downsize the government. Others are implementing private AI across government.
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
As I said, Russell Vought believes in one thing—executive authority—and also believes in a permanent vanguard of the conservative elite that rule us from within the state: and if that sounds, wild, why yes it is.
I'm sorry WaPo, how are you not sending a news notification that the president has threatened to kill Democratic lawmakers?
November 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I'm sorry WaPo, how are you not sending a news notification that the president has threatened to kill Democratic lawmakers?
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the Silicon Valley VC morons who think that “work ethic” is even an important thing to debate when it comes to the man who killed hundreds of thousands of the global poor in an attempt to validate his own deranged conspiracy theories are disgusting
insane brainworms
insane brainworms
November 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
the Silicon Valley VC morons who think that “work ethic” is even an important thing to debate when it comes to the man who killed hundreds of thousands of the global poor in an attempt to validate his own deranged conspiracy theories are disgusting
insane brainworms
insane brainworms
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RFK Jr. apparently promised Senator Bill Cassidy that he wouldn’t delete the statement “Vaccines do not cause autism” from the CDC website.
Instead, RFK Jr. published a litany of lies claiming that vaccines *do* cause autism, left the statement with an asterisk, and added this:
Instead, RFK Jr. published a litany of lies claiming that vaccines *do* cause autism, left the statement with an asterisk, and added this:
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 AM
RFK Jr. apparently promised Senator Bill Cassidy that he wouldn’t delete the statement “Vaccines do not cause autism” from the CDC website.
Instead, RFK Jr. published a litany of lies claiming that vaccines *do* cause autism, left the statement with an asterisk, and added this:
Instead, RFK Jr. published a litany of lies claiming that vaccines *do* cause autism, left the statement with an asterisk, and added this:
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This is easily an order of magnitude larger than the number of firings in the entire years-long 'cancel culture' panic.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
This is easily an order of magnitude larger than the number of firings in the entire years-long 'cancel culture' panic.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
"It says right here in the constitution that we shall guarantee 'A Republican . . . Government.' As a textualist, my hands are unfortunately tied."
In fact, I’m preparing myself for SCOTUS to contort itself into whatever shape allows them to keep the TX map while striking down the CA map.
November 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
"It says right here in the constitution that we shall guarantee 'A Republican . . . Government.' As a textualist, my hands are unfortunately tied."
It's genuinely shocking to me that Congress has willingly decided that the President should be able to ignore validly enacted laws for short term policy wants they agree with.
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It's genuinely shocking to me that Congress has willingly decided that the President should be able to ignore validly enacted laws for short term policy wants they agree with.
The current admin is such a strong example of how, without any clear enforcement mechanisms, laws don't do anything on their own.
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The current admin is such a strong example of how, without any clear enforcement mechanisms, laws don't do anything on their own.
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The consulting firm, the Ohio-based Strategy Group, has longstanding personal and business ties to Noem and her senior aides at DHS.
It played a central role in Noem’s 2022 reelection campaign.
And the company’s CEO is married to Noem’s chief spokesperson at DHS.
It played a central role in Noem’s 2022 reelection campaign.
And the company’s CEO is married to Noem’s chief spokesperson at DHS.
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
The consulting firm, the Ohio-based Strategy Group, has longstanding personal and business ties to Noem and her senior aides at DHS.
It played a central role in Noem’s 2022 reelection campaign.
And the company’s CEO is married to Noem’s chief spokesperson at DHS.
It played a central role in Noem’s 2022 reelection campaign.
And the company’s CEO is married to Noem’s chief spokesperson at DHS.
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we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
we need a department of kerning
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Is there some kind of weirdo email style that I’m unfamiliar with?
hello ,, pedophile do you have , pictures. Mar a lago. [animal or famous person reference] of course.
sincerely,
creep
~~ reply~
Yes!!
___
ps I made a sexist joke
hello ,, pedophile do you have , pictures. Mar a lago. [animal or famous person reference] of course.
sincerely,
creep
~~ reply~
Yes!!
___
ps I made a sexist joke
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Is there some kind of weirdo email style that I’m unfamiliar with?
hello ,, pedophile do you have , pictures. Mar a lago. [animal or famous person reference] of course.
sincerely,
creep
~~ reply~
Yes!!
___
ps I made a sexist joke
hello ,, pedophile do you have , pictures. Mar a lago. [animal or famous person reference] of course.
sincerely,
creep
~~ reply~
Yes!!
___
ps I made a sexist joke
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They know what they’re doing is wrong.
DHS confirmed it has stopped automatically storing officials' text messages.
Instead, officials are supposed to take a screenshot, send that to their work email, download it onto their work computer and run a text-recognition program on it. Every time.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...
Instead, officials are supposed to take a screenshot, send that to their work email, download it onto their work computer and run a text-recognition program on it. Every time.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
They know what they’re doing is wrong.
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
Maybe I'm old-fashioned but this is incredibly poor taste for a group who has membership from five supreme court justices.
Victory coins for attendees at the Federalist Society convention citing major conservatives wins at the Supreme Court:
November 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Maybe I'm old-fashioned but this is incredibly poor taste for a group who has membership from five supreme court justices.
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As someone who both appreciates and is exhausted by Takoma Park, and who knows that GMOs are good actually, I couldn’t agree with this piece more. ggwash.org/view/101317/...
A quirky Takoma Park needs quirky zoning
Quirk thrives in the cracks–in the messy mix of uses, people, and incomes that make a place feel alive. The irony is that to preserve Takoma Park’s quirky character, we may have to break from the zoni...
ggwash.org
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
As someone who both appreciates and is exhausted by Takoma Park, and who knows that GMOs are good actually, I couldn’t agree with this piece more. ggwash.org/view/101317/...