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(“UCC” = church that welcomes everyone and therefore going to Hell)
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For those of us not in the cult, this is what we hear when anyone from the Trump administration speaks.

For the people in the back, this is satire and so well done…
January 4, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Once the national media have digested the very problematic invasion of #Venezuela, they need to turn back to the root cause: whatever is still hidden in the #EpsteinFiles. Huge distraction for #NBC #ABC #CBS #CNN #MSNBC!
January 5, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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Something was mentioned about continuing the war on rats.
January 2, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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Zohran Mamdani's best ad yet.
January 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
With drumbeats of near-apocalyptic news, I found this story heartening and I hope you will too. #dogs #canines #elections
(FREE to read, please REPOST)

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
To Slobber and Protect: Bomb-Sniffing Dogs Kept an Election Safe
www.nytimes.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Trump is taking money out their housing allowances approved by Congress and giving it to them in a “bonus” so it looks like it came from him. It’s just a shell game with military pay from the ultimate con man
December 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Hearst has really been classing up the language in Connecticut. #HearstMediaCT
December 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The House GOP now appears to be threatening their base if they don't pony up. I just got this text from one of their lists*. #TrumpCrimeFamily #SqueakerJohnson #BeTheCon

*They started sending me spam texts addressed to someone named "Louis" and I was amused.
December 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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AOC: I want to remind you where the real crime is. It's in the oligarchs taking $170 billion of our money from health care and food assistance and public programs and taking that and funneling it into a secret police program.
December 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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WHO AMONG US hasn't sat down 11 times with a journalist and a tape recorder only to be shocked that they'd publish stuff we talked about?
December 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Hope for my own tripawd! #tripawds Go Rose!
This is Rose. She's paralyzed in both her back legs from being hit by a car as a stray. But when she sees her wheelchair harness come out, she knows it's time to walk and roll. 14/10 (IG: twopawrose)
December 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
#Bulgaria gets out from under the #Pig demanding that citizens feed the elite #autocrats. All while our own Pig gives himself #A+++++ (yes, 5 +’s) for his work this year. #Sloppy.
(FREE to read, please REPOST)

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/15/w...
‘Don’t Feed the Pig’: The Anti-Corruption Call That Helped Topple a Government
www.nytimes.com
December 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
So I tried to watch #JimmyKimmel 's interview with #DavidLetterman on #WTNH, my local #ABC and #Nexstar affiliate. They are airing it, BUT running ads randomly during the show, during interviews etc. Sure looks #passiveaggressive and intentional.
December 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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DOJ has sued Maine, Oregon, California, Michigan, Minnesota, New York, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania, Washington, Delaware, Maryland, New Mexico, Rhode Island, and Vermont for access to its most sensitive voter data.

My firm has moved to intervene in 10 of those cases. We are working on the last 4.
December 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The local church will find its voice. National leaders issuing “statements of concern” but undermining that voice are not in the conversation. #ICE #faith #saveJesus
(GIFT article, please REPOST)

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/08/u...
Massachusetts Church Keeps Anti-ICE Nativity Scene, Defying Diocese Leaders
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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The Kremlin is praising the new US security strategy.

Any questions?
December 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
To my younger friends: if you believe somehow that the highjacked GOP values or respects your opinion and vote, maybe you should reexamine that. #conspiracies #votingrights #CletaMitchell

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump ally admits goal of eliminating same-day registration in federal voting rights trial
Cleta Mitchell was compelled to testify in North Carolina over a recent law that hiked up requirements
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
First we learn they're becoming domesticated.
Now we find out they're become a little too domesticated.
Next: raccoon temperance societies?

#bathroombus #washthatbottle #thepawsthatrefreshes

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Drunk raccoon found passed out in Virginia liquor store
Store employee found masked bandit sleeping off a bender after invading booze store and tippling a tad too much
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Freakin’ priceless. Next in the line of succession, and clearly ready to take the job when called upon. Also: Gobblin’ Stephen Miller “literally only eats mayonnaise.”

Also priceless: SHARING this article, free link!

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
‘In Triage Every Day’: A Beleaguered Speaker Says He’s Overwhelmed
www.nytimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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ICE agents conduct drive-by pepper-spray of 1 year old and parents in a Cicero, IL Sam's Club parking lot. And yes, all U.S. citizens.

#DHS claims they imagined the whole thing. Or that there was a "riot."

#GangsOfTrump #ICE #Chicago #Thugs

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
ICE agents accused of pepper-spraying Illinois parents and their one-year-old
Video shows Rafael Veraza holding his face after he and his family we reallegedly sprayed through open car window
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Give a mouse a cookie…

But congratulations to Spirit Airlines for almost selling those 10 airplanes it did not own and that had no engines.

#noem #lewandosky #dhs #ice #spiritairlines

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
DHS head reportedly authorized purchase of 10 engineless Spirit Airlines planes that airline didn’t own
Wall Street Journal reports Kristi Noem arranged purchase to expand deportation flights and for personal travel
www.theguardian.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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‘Kayleigh, Come On’: Fox’s Tarlov Calls Out Co-Host for Claiming Trump ‘Was Genuinely Concerned’ When Joking About Pelosi Hammer Attack
www.mediaite.com
‘Kayleigh, Come On’: Fox’s Tarlov Calls Out Co-Host for Claiming Trump ‘Was Genuinely Concerned’ When Joking About Pelosi Hammer Attack
twp.ai
November 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM