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Keri ☀️
@onegoldensun.dissky.com
Your friendly neighborhood Disney fanatic. Find me at Muppets Courtyard. Might be singing something from Folklore, but off-key (she/her)
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Behold my perfect mini Living with the Land planter!
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These charming wooden ornaments will be available this Thursday, 9AM PST/12 PM EST 🎄✨ Each one designed and signed by yours truly!
December 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Thank everyone for picking up the book! Please leave it a star review on Amazon, it really does help me out. Your support has helped me do many wonderful things in the past few years, I cannot be thankful enough. <3 #WEDReads
December 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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sing the song with me:

🎶 that's because AI super sucks, people are better than robots, so with any fuckin luck, AI will die and be left to rot 🎶
"US Census Bureau data show that AI adoption by companies with more than 250 employees may have *already peaked and began declining or flattening out this year.* Most businesses still don’t see a significant return on their investment when trying to use the latest generative AI tools"
December 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Nice to see some Jingle Cruise merch, even if it is just a shirt. #WaltDisneyWorld
December 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Dear Epcot: please get LWTL open or I’m gonna have a crushed kid who has been waiting for it all day (with her new bf)
December 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I did not have Stevie Nicks singing “Free Falling” on my bingo card, but she did and it was amazing!
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I can’t wait to see who gets sacrificed at the end of the game
December 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
We have our first college acceptance letter! Go Knights!!
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December 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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The NYT photo desk FTW.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
December 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I guess I should listen to more Fleetwood Mac this weekend since I’m seeing Stevie Nicks on Sunday!
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December 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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It's the moment when he takes the medal out of the box and puts it on himself for me. That's one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen lol. He's so desperate to get it.
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Can't wait to watch STRANGER THINGS VS SUPERMAN on the new streaming service, NETBOFLIX+ NOW GO MOBILE ULTIMATE which I got on a Black Friday deal for $112 a month
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I’m out 😭 #Whammageddon
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Hey all,

The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.

Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.

You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
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December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
To the surprise of no one..
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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NEW: The 12th annual Theme Park Turkey of the Year Awards are here!

We look back at the wildest stories from the past year: The Paddlefish robbery, AI slop, pizza box drama, EPCOT lighting issues, Schmoofy finally getting his "boneless waffle" in & MORE!

LINK: touringplans.com/blog/saturda...
SATURDAY SIX Presents: The 2025 Theme Park Turkeys, a Look Back at the CRAZIEST Theme Park Stories of the Year! | TouringPlans.com Blog
This week’s SATURDAY SIX is an annual tradition like no other, as we proudly present the 12th Annual Theme Park Turkeys
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November 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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BREAKING: Theme Park Creative Icon @goawaygreen.bsky.social has created a shirt in honor of Schmoofy that references the story told in this year's Turkeys. Available until next Friday, and all profits go to Schmoof's wife Kristen and their baby.

LINK: goawaygreen.dashery.com/products/842...
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

Dave Matthews Band (multiple times!)
Taylor Swift
The Police
Tori Amos
Hozier
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

Sting
Madonna
Aerosmith
Barenaked Ladies
The Tragically Hip
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Frightened Rabbit (somewhere around 60 times)
Sam Fender
Bruce Springsteen
Fall Out Boy
Green Day
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Spent a delightful afternoon at Florida RAMA, and interactive museum that included a special exhibit by Lucy Sparrow of felted food set up as a grocery store
November 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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2024 was a doozy! Mickey Mouse went into Public Domain,
@jennynicholson.bsky.social's 4 hour Starcruiser video racked up MILLIONS of views, the Ghost of Gideons haunts Disney Springs, five years of construction at EPCOT ends with a whimper & much, MUCH more!

LINK: touringplans.com/blog/saturda...
November 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Happy Birthday to the amazing @hyperionceleste.bsky.social !! Hope you have the best day!!
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November 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I loved the Alaska float the best! (Surprise surprise)
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM