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Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 6h

What If? Season 3 is much better.

Avengers Kaiju? Hell yeah.

Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 7h

Mario Is Getting His Own Balloon At The 99th Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

Just don't jump up and pop it

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 13h

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Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 15h

Homework is an abomination.

Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 16h

I cannot begin to explain the irony of a Jew who thinks Israel ought to exist complaining about identity politics.

Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 16h

When I waited tables, one night I got to wait on Bill Trinen of Nintendo of America, and a few hours later I got to serve adult film actress Sophie Dee.

I swear, that was the two biggest erections of my life.

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Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 1d

This is Chomp, my nonbinary dead T-Rex that hangs out on my work desk.

Their favorite things to do are drinking coffee, hanging off of a thumbtack, and playing dead.

Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 1d

📸 Fujifilm X
🔎 23mm
✨ ƒ/4
🧾 Urban Dreams

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 1d

It’s obviously insane to have a Nazi tattoo, or if you got one accidentally to just keep it, but if Graham Platner really was a secret Nazi it would have been far easier to run as a Republican

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Andrew Sanford @andrewsanford.bsky.social · 1d

Such a small, nakedly-hateful man.

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d

Cuomo should have to live in exile

Cuomo, talking to conservative radio host Sid Rosenberg this morning:
"God forbid, another 9/11—can you imagine Mamdani in the seat?" Cuomo asks.
"He'd be cheering," Rosenberg says.
Cuomo paused and chuckled before saying:
"That's another problem."
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Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 2d

a man in a black shirt is holding a gray box in his hand

Alt: a man in a black shirt is holding a gray box in his hand

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 2d

Do they need chemical weapons and guided missiles to catch the guy selling bedazzled phone cases on Canal Street?

Senator Chris Larson @senchrislarson.bsky.social · 3d

ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase.

The President is building an army to attack his own country.

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Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 3d

Eight years ago, I lost my father, Dwight.

It’s been easier, it’s been harder, it is what it is.

I love you, dad. You are the greatest man who ever lived.

I cleaned your glasses today. We cremated you, i don’t have a grave to visit. But this felt good to do.

If you got a dad, hug ‘em for me.

Man sitting at a fine dining table with a candle and a cupcake in front of them

hand holding two pairs of glasses, old, but recently cleaned

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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 5d

Ah! Good morning, reality. And welcome. We’ve been expecting you…

FT graph showing massive UK public support for the opinion that it was wrong to vote to leave the EU.

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Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 5d

Of course. How silly of me.

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Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 5d

Would you rather be a snack or a baddie?

Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 5d

If an Andalite acquires a Ninja Turtle, do they turn into a mutated Ninja Turtle or a regular turtle?

Do they know kung fu?

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Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 6d

Millions expected to rally against Trump administration at ‘No Kings’ protests across the country | CNN Politics

“No Kings” organizers say more than 2,500 demonstrations are planned nationwide today in protest of President Donald Trump’s administration. Follow for live updates.

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Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 6d

The Best Compact Cameras Defining 2025 for Gen Z

Compact cameras are important for young users. Here is a look a few exciting but new offerings that will change the game.

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Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 6d

Who’s coming?

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Democracy Forward @democracyforward.org · 7d

We firmly believe the people's power is what fuels the movement to protect our democracy.

That’s why we're proud to sponsor No King Day II on Saturday, Oct 18, to join in peaceful resistance to autocracy.

Together, we will send a clear message: the American people bow to no king.

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Barb McQuade @barbmcquade.bsky.social · 8d

Today at Detroit Metro Airport.

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Alex Simmons 🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 8d

“All parades have a right to exist” will be this week’s SNL for sure.