Alex Simmons 🪼
@ohalexsimmons.bsky.social
Comedian | Writer
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As seen on The Late Show | Amazon | NY1 | Roku | WBAI Radio
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• Theater Kid
• Trekkie🖖🏼
• Ƒauxtographer
• Occasional Agitator
• dreamer in the City that Never Sleeps
• Jew
• Playwright
allmylinks.com/alex-r-simmons
He/him
✴︎
As seen on The Late Show | Amazon | NY1 | Roku | WBAI Radio
✴︎
• Theater Kid
• Trekkie🖖🏼
• Ƒauxtographer
• Occasional Agitator
• dreamer in the City that Never Sleeps
• Jew
• Playwright
allmylinks.com/alex-r-simmons
He/him
They may have given Barry the award for a made up reason, but it was still a *real* Nobel Peace Prize.
And it’s a wonderful flex on the bloated orange baby.
And it’s a wonderful flex on the bloated orange baby.
December 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
They may have given Barry the award for a made up reason, but it was still a *real* Nobel Peace Prize.
And it’s a wonderful flex on the bloated orange baby.
And it’s a wonderful flex on the bloated orange baby.
Umm... I gotta Google "Gay panic."
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Umm... I gotta Google "Gay panic."
📸 Pentax WG-8
📍 Cathedral of St. John the Devine
📍 Cathedral of St. John the Devine
December 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
📸 Pentax WG-8
📍 Cathedral of St. John the Devine
📍 Cathedral of St. John the Devine
It’s coming in the mail tomorrow. I’m so stoked!
I love pancake lenses!
I love pancake lenses!
December 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It’s coming in the mail tomorrow. I’m so stoked!
I love pancake lenses!
I love pancake lenses!
And with the last tear of the tape, the last gift is locked and loaded under the tree.
Side effect of marrying a fantastic woman who happens to not be Jewish is an interfaith house. I love sparking the Menorah, but lighting up the tree is fun too.
Merry Christmas everyone.
Side effect of marrying a fantastic woman who happens to not be Jewish is an interfaith house. I love sparking the Menorah, but lighting up the tree is fun too.
Merry Christmas everyone.
December 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
And with the last tear of the tape, the last gift is locked and loaded under the tree.
Side effect of marrying a fantastic woman who happens to not be Jewish is an interfaith house. I love sparking the Menorah, but lighting up the tree is fun too.
Merry Christmas everyone.
Side effect of marrying a fantastic woman who happens to not be Jewish is an interfaith house. I love sparking the Menorah, but lighting up the tree is fun too.
Merry Christmas everyone.
Oh ok JD... Hanukkah is just another *Christmas* event.
I was pretty sure it's a whole other ass religion's holiday but what do I know? I'm just a Jew.
I was pretty sure it's a whole other ass religion's holiday but what do I know? I'm just a Jew.
December 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Oh ok JD... Hanukkah is just another *Christmas* event.
I was pretty sure it's a whole other ass religion's holiday but what do I know? I'm just a Jew.
I was pretty sure it's a whole other ass religion's holiday but what do I know? I'm just a Jew.
Ugh, it looks like a 32nd century Abercrombie add.
December 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Ugh, it looks like a 32nd century Abercrombie add.
We clean up good.
Happy thanksgiving!
Happy thanksgiving!
November 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
We clean up good.
Happy thanksgiving!
Happy thanksgiving!
I got to see Sherie Rene Scott go on for Kristen Chenoweth at The Queen of Versailles last light.
It was like attending a giant gay pep rally.
Sometimes I think I have more NYC gay street credit than some real NYC gays.
It was like attending a giant gay pep rally.
Sometimes I think I have more NYC gay street credit than some real NYC gays.
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I got to see Sherie Rene Scott go on for Kristen Chenoweth at The Queen of Versailles last light.
It was like attending a giant gay pep rally.
Sometimes I think I have more NYC gay street credit than some real NYC gays.
It was like attending a giant gay pep rally.
Sometimes I think I have more NYC gay street credit than some real NYC gays.
You’ll be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits.
The three spirits.
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
You’ll be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits.
The three spirits.
Can Zohran keep him around for the vibes?
November 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Can Zohran keep him around for the vibes?
📸 Fujifilm X
🔎 23mm
✨ ƒ/1.4
📍 Greenwich Village, NYC
🔎 23mm
✨ ƒ/1.4
📍 Greenwich Village, NYC
November 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
📸 Fujifilm X
🔎 23mm
✨ ƒ/1.4
📍 Greenwich Village, NYC
🔎 23mm
✨ ƒ/1.4
📍 Greenwich Village, NYC
📸 Fujifilm X
🔎 23mm
✨ ƒ/5.6
🔎 23mm
✨ ƒ/5.6
October 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
📸 Fujifilm X
🔎 23mm
✨ ƒ/5.6
🔎 23mm
✨ ƒ/5.6
These birds doing some illicit shit outside my kitchen window.
October 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
These birds doing some illicit shit outside my kitchen window.
This is Chomp, my nonbinary dead T-Rex that hangs out on my work desk.
Their favorite things to do are drinking coffee, hanging off of a thumbtack, and playing dead.
Their favorite things to do are drinking coffee, hanging off of a thumbtack, and playing dead.
October 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
This is Chomp, my nonbinary dead T-Rex that hangs out on my work desk.
Their favorite things to do are drinking coffee, hanging off of a thumbtack, and playing dead.
Their favorite things to do are drinking coffee, hanging off of a thumbtack, and playing dead.
📸 Fujifilm X
🔎 23mm
✨ ƒ/4
🧾 Urban Dreams
🔎 23mm
✨ ƒ/4
🧾 Urban Dreams
October 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
📸 Fujifilm X
🔎 23mm
✨ ƒ/4
🧾 Urban Dreams
🔎 23mm
✨ ƒ/4
🧾 Urban Dreams
Eight years ago, I lost my father, Dwight.
It’s been easier, it’s been harder, it is what it is.
I love you, dad. You are the greatest man who ever lived.
I cleaned your glasses today. We cremated you, i don’t have a grave to visit. But this felt good to do.
If you got a dad, hug ‘em for me.
It’s been easier, it’s been harder, it is what it is.
I love you, dad. You are the greatest man who ever lived.
I cleaned your glasses today. We cremated you, i don’t have a grave to visit. But this felt good to do.
If you got a dad, hug ‘em for me.
October 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Eight years ago, I lost my father, Dwight.
It’s been easier, it’s been harder, it is what it is.
I love you, dad. You are the greatest man who ever lived.
I cleaned your glasses today. We cremated you, i don’t have a grave to visit. But this felt good to do.
If you got a dad, hug ‘em for me.
It’s been easier, it’s been harder, it is what it is.
I love you, dad. You are the greatest man who ever lived.
I cleaned your glasses today. We cremated you, i don’t have a grave to visit. But this felt good to do.
If you got a dad, hug ‘em for me.
Good morning, Bluesky.
October 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Good morning, Bluesky.
📸 Fujifilm X
🔎 23mm
✨ ƒ/2.5
📍 8th Avenue
🔎 23mm
✨ ƒ/2.5
📍 8th Avenue
October 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
📸 Fujifilm X
🔎 23mm
✨ ƒ/2.5
📍 8th Avenue
🔎 23mm
✨ ƒ/2.5
📍 8th Avenue
Sliced eggplant soaked in egg yolk, breaded and fried with farfalle. Garlic marinara.
October 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Sliced eggplant soaked in egg yolk, breaded and fried with farfalle. Garlic marinara.