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He/Him and gayer then a tree-full of monkeys on nitrous oxide
Found a half price yellow sticker lamb leg in ASDA, always know what to do with one of them
February 13, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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Bill Hader doing an impression of Oliver Reed explaining the difference between acting on stage & acting on film.
Love how he cracks Paul Giamatti up.
December 29, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Bloody nepo babies
North Korea’s Kim Jong Un picks 13-year-old daughter as successor

https://www.europesays.com/2774241/

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February 12, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Booked a random few days in Morocco next month, flying into Marrakesh which I have seen, so thinking of going to Essaouira, but if anyone has any recommendations of a warm, fun, relaxing place to mince about in that stretch of Morocco please let me know.
maya hi maya hu maya ho maya haha is written on the bottom of the image
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February 12, 2026 at 1:37 PM
I think this is a Batman / Bruce Wayne situation, Kermit was the real him and ‘Jim Henson’ just how he went about his day the rest of the time so no-one mobbed him in the street
What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
February 12, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Every photo of this man makes him look like that photo of Cilla Black when she stole that guy’s table in a restaurant and refused to move
February 10, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Pretending I have a missing cat so Ring will recap the neighbour’s 2am in-the-street argument I was too groggy to properly take in at the time
February 9, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Update, just noticed BorrowBox lets me read The Viz
February 9, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"
February 7, 2026 at 4:22 AM
After a very long day now getting my fix and watching the other half of this coin, and my god but what a magnificent opening
February 6, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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Nearly didn’t go out tonight because of the shitty weather but very glad I did because otherwise I may never have seen (one of) Ken Russell’s masterpiece(s) ‘Women In Love’ and Oliver Reed / Alan Bates indulging in an absolutely tremendous game of gay chicken
February 5, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Just remembered the Polanski letter, and how it was stuffed full of people I otherwise like and admire, and had the nightmarish thought they all might end up being Epstein emailers
February 5, 2026 at 11:48 AM
The metros are off because of a fire. They’ve made me get on a replacement bus. The bus has breaks that sound like a screaming goat.
a cartoon character from bob 's burgers is wearing a pink cat hat and making a funny face .
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February 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
The way this show mashes together ‘Lone Wolf and Cub’ and ‘Jeeves and Wooster’ is proving unexpectedly heartwarming and charming
Mixed feelings overall, but I love the big dopey knight. He’s got those sad dog eyes, like Dougal from Father Ted with better tits and a sword. I see why the little bald homosexual child likes him.
a man and a child sit under a tree with hbo written on the bottom right
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February 3, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 11:59 AM
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.

CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?

DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.

C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?

DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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It's 1998. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.

It's 2001. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.

It's 2025. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.

It's 2026. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
February 2, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Yay
Hello. This is The Whale Pod: a podcast where a Welshman and a Geordie read Herman Melville's leviathanic 1851 opus 'Moby-Dick' and try to work out what it's all about. Featuring capitalism, empire, race, gender, sex, God, money, fascism, violence, obsession, America, and absolutely loads of whales
February 1, 2026 at 8:02 PM
No babysitting for once (too hungover m) so wandered down to 1b Books then the pub, novelty of having a bookshop nearby not worn out yet
February 1, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Someone on here clued me in that there’s a couple of apps let you listen to audiobooks from local libraries, so been enjoying BorrowBox and ended up listening to the audiobook of ‘Silverview’ by John le Carre. Read by the lovely Toby Jones.
February 1, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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Happy Birthday Muriel Spark!
February 1, 2026 at 9:23 AM
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On this day, 2 years ago. I sat in bed and said to myself, 'Why haven't you finally made that compilation of Jim McDonald from Coronation Street, absolutely battering people to Motörhead? So I did.'

Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.
January 31, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Off out for dinner and a show with a handsome man, then got a mate’s 40th tomorrow, so farewell Dry January it’s actually been pretty good
January 30, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Seven years ago today, what a difference we made in the world
January 30, 2026 at 5:10 PM