It’s John!
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He/Him and gayer then a tree-full of monkeys on nitrous oxide
fucking films
shit kids
fuck park
french
Yeah that all sounds like me
shit kids
fuck park
french
Yeah that all sounds like me
December 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
fucking films
shit kids
fuck park
french
Yeah that all sounds like me
shit kids
fuck park
french
Yeah that all sounds like me
Magnificently half-arsed, extra points for changing the colours too, why shouldn’t one of the glories of modern tv look like a basic sitcom?
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Magnificently half-arsed, extra points for changing the colours too, why shouldn’t one of the glories of modern tv look like a basic sitcom?
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winchester geese eh
yes I see
yes I see
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
winchester geese eh
yes I see
yes I see
Good god… come for the revolting looking egg mousse, stay for the cradle snatching jokes about 12YO choirboys
Two Fat Ladies Christmas
Cookery for the festive season, with Jennifer Paterson and Clarissa Dickson Wright.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Good god… come for the revolting looking egg mousse, stay for the cradle snatching jokes about 12YO choirboys
Just been told Tom Stoppard did extensive rewrites on ‘Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade’ AND ‘Star Wars: The Phantom Menace’. There was me thinking I only really knew him for the magnificent ’Arcadia’. RIP.
Indiana Jones Last Crusade - Marcus Brody scene
YouTube video by Miguel
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Just been told Tom Stoppard did extensive rewrites on ‘Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade’ AND ‘Star Wars: The Phantom Menace’. There was me thinking I only really knew him for the magnificent ’Arcadia’. RIP.
Night out in town cancelled (because my friends are afraid of rain) so I’m breaking out the campy ghost stories. That handsome Mr. Kidd seems a decent sort, hope nothing untoward occurs.
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Night out in town cancelled (because my friends are afraid of rain) so I’m breaking out the campy ghost stories. That handsome Mr. Kidd seems a decent sort, hope nothing untoward occurs.
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Me (IT Support): hello help desk
You: uh my screen keeps playing idyllic 1930s scenes of english kids in boats having adventures
Me (turning to camera): sounds like ransome-ware 😎
You: uh my screen keeps playing idyllic 1930s scenes of english kids in boats having adventures
Me (turning to camera): sounds like ransome-ware 😎
May 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Me (IT Support): hello help desk
You: uh my screen keeps playing idyllic 1930s scenes of english kids in boats having adventures
Me (turning to camera): sounds like ransome-ware 😎
You: uh my screen keeps playing idyllic 1930s scenes of english kids in boats having adventures
Me (turning to camera): sounds like ransome-ware 😎
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You can keep your Poirots and your Marples, the greatest murder mystery moment on tv is when John Nettles discovers Selina Cadell has been popped into a tumble drier
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
You can keep your Poirots and your Marples, the greatest murder mystery moment on tv is when John Nettles discovers Selina Cadell has been popped into a tumble drier
"You will be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 27, 2025 at 7:26 AM
"You will be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
This man wouldn’t need to shoot anyone, one look from him and most of us would just melt into a puddle on the floor
It’s the 111th anniversary today of the birth of Harry Rée, who was a teacher and conscientious objector when the Second World War broke out, and by the time it ended, when he was 31, had invented ‘blackmail sabotage’ and got a DSO, an OBE, a Croix de Guerre, and a Medaille de la Resistance
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 AM
This man wouldn’t need to shoot anyone, one look from him and most of us would just melt into a puddle on the floor
Watching some warm Bond on a cold Wednesday. Fully prepared for Fleming, Dahl Sean Connery to serve up some unreconstructed horrors but fuck me the open tune is one of the best Bond songs we ever had. youtu.be/UWw-WE2vBT8?...
You Only Live Twice (1967) title sequence
YouTube video by MovieTitles
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Watching some warm Bond on a cold Wednesday. Fully prepared for Fleming, Dahl Sean Connery to serve up some unreconstructed horrors but fuck me the open tune is one of the best Bond songs we ever had. youtu.be/UWw-WE2vBT8?...
This is painfully reminding me of Liz Truss
She's a self-confessed "girlie swot" who is now one of the most powerful women in the country, and all eyes are upon her ahead of the Autumn Budget.
Rachel Reeves' life from 'girlie swot' to famous sister and rarely-seen husband
www.mirror.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 AM
This is painfully reminding me of Liz Truss
Tom Baker you say? Reading the Chrestomanci audiobooks you say? What?!
a curtain with a floral pattern on it
Alt: Tom Baker peeking out of a floral curtain
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Tom Baker you say? Reading the Chrestomanci audiobooks you say? What?!
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RIP Udo Kier, a true original
📽️
his one and only social media post:
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his one and only social media post:
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
RIP Udo Kier, a true original
📽️
his one and only social media post:
📽️
his one and only social media post:
Obligatory smoking hot black and white pic of recently departed legendary actor Udo Kier
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Obligatory smoking hot black and white pic of recently departed legendary actor Udo Kier
‘Every now and then, I get a little bit angry and I know I've got to get out and cry’
(turn around)
‘Every now and then, I get a little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes’
(turn around, bright eyes)
‘Every now and then, I fall apart!’
(turn around)
‘Every now and then, I get a little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes’
(turn around, bright eyes)
‘Every now and then, I fall apart!’
November 23, 2025 at 9:06 AM
‘Every now and then, I get a little bit angry and I know I've got to get out and cry’
(turn around)
‘Every now and then, I get a little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes’
(turn around, bright eyes)
‘Every now and then, I fall apart!’
(turn around)
‘Every now and then, I get a little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes’
(turn around, bright eyes)
‘Every now and then, I fall apart!’
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'Watson!' Exclaimed Holmes, his voice crackling with urgency. 'We must move quickly if we are to prevent that devilishly cunning Professor Moriarty from making good his escape'.
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
'Watson!' Exclaimed Holmes, his voice crackling with urgency. 'We must move quickly if we are to prevent that devilishly cunning Professor Moriarty from making good his escape'.
Vague memories of being bored by film adaptions of E.M. Forster’s other books left me unprepared for just how funny ‘Maurice’ is. Listening to the Peter Firth audiobook while I was working this morning and burst out laughing a few times.
November 22, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Vague memories of being bored by film adaptions of E.M. Forster’s other books left me unprepared for just how funny ‘Maurice’ is. Listening to the Peter Firth audiobook while I was working this morning and burst out laughing a few times.
My morning’s work at the allotment, to misquote Ian Malcolm, was one big pile of shit.
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
My morning’s work at the allotment, to misquote Ian Malcolm, was one big pile of shit.
Producer: [talking about a young Giancarlo Esposito] So this black character's only dialogue is...
A gesticulating Stephen King: 'Yo mama!'
Producer: And then he...
SK: Steals money!
Producer: Well we...
SK: [so much coke on his face it looks like icing sugar] It's fine, he gets electrocuted!
A gesticulating Stephen King: 'Yo mama!'
Producer: And then he...
SK: Steals money!
Producer: Well we...
SK: [so much coke on his face it looks like icing sugar] It's fine, he gets electrocuted!
November 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Producer: [talking about a young Giancarlo Esposito] So this black character's only dialogue is...
A gesticulating Stephen King: 'Yo mama!'
Producer: And then he...
SK: Steals money!
Producer: Well we...
SK: [so much coke on his face it looks like icing sugar] It's fine, he gets electrocuted!
A gesticulating Stephen King: 'Yo mama!'
Producer: And then he...
SK: Steals money!
Producer: Well we...
SK: [so much coke on his face it looks like icing sugar] It's fine, he gets electrocuted!
Fuck me but I loved Bugonia. (Apart from the end, which I hated.)
November 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Fuck me but I loved Bugonia. (Apart from the end, which I hated.)
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I saw an incredibly fuckable monster, 10/10 del Toro did it again.
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I saw an incredibly fuckable monster, 10/10 del Toro did it again.
Just waved at a random guy on the opposite metro platform, who looked *exactly* like my friend Andy when he was staring down at his phone, and almost nothing like him when he looking up
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Just waved at a random guy on the opposite metro platform, who looked *exactly* like my friend Andy when he was staring down at his phone, and almost nothing like him when he looking up