joanna
@nutsandgum.bsky.social
wine mom and laundry specialist
I think someone took pity on him because he can’t fit under the tree and made him a bed next to it. Cats are so smug aren’t they Pilot
December 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I think someone took pity on him because he can’t fit under the tree and made him a bed next to it. Cats are so smug aren’t they Pilot
Drove past the Mormon temple off the 5 as the sun rose through the fog behind it and was just thinking…what a fuck ugly structure. A sustained architectural overreaction. Shouldn’t have been allowed
December 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Drove past the Mormon temple off the 5 as the sun rose through the fog behind it and was just thinking…what a fuck ugly structure. A sustained architectural overreaction. Shouldn’t have been allowed
Caught a dreadful vibe off him years ago when he was on the Daily Show arguing that the horses that pull carriages in Central Park are treated fine. Instant turnoff, no going back. And once again, the hater’s lifestyle is fully justified
SCOOP: Academy Award-nominee Liam Neeson narrated a recent anti-vaccine documentary that glorifies RFK Jr.’s rise to power.
In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
Liam Neeson Narrates Anti-Vax, Pro-RFK Documentary
The Taken actor can be heard calling mRNA COVID vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news
December 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Caught a dreadful vibe off him years ago when he was on the Daily Show arguing that the horses that pull carriages in Central Park are treated fine. Instant turnoff, no going back. And once again, the hater’s lifestyle is fully justified
Have been teaching high schoolers long enough that seeing parents hand their small kids a phone during the middle school band concert straight up freaks me out. Trying not to think things like “why don’t you just hand them a CIGARETTE”
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Have been teaching high schoolers long enough that seeing parents hand their small kids a phone during the middle school band concert straight up freaks me out. Trying not to think things like “why don’t you just hand them a CIGARETTE”
men who knit are like “Just one more row bro”
December 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
men who knit are like “Just one more row bro”
Well yeah, they’re gonna say that
December 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Well yeah, they’re gonna say that
Except none of those 19 he “did”were actual pull-ups
I hate to say this but that RFK video of him failing to do a pull-up is him failing to finish his 20th pull-up. It's still misinformation even when you (correctly) disagree with the guy
December 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Except none of those 19 he “did”were actual pull-ups
I love reading the personal finance subreddits and doing the Homer Simpson scream in my head twice in every paragraph
December 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I love reading the personal finance subreddits and doing the Homer Simpson scream in my head twice in every paragraph
person who thought the name Ophelia was unsullied by associations up until October of this year
December 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
person who thought the name Ophelia was unsullied by associations up until October of this year
Working on a theory that the more money your dog costs you the more you love them
December 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Working on a theory that the more money your dog costs you the more you love them
Adorable curly-haired toddler in Christmas sweater & Santa hat running up to the woman in front of me at Starbucks and saying “mommy, mommy, this is how the middle finger goes!” and flipping her off. I miss that age every day. I really do
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Adorable curly-haired toddler in Christmas sweater & Santa hat running up to the woman in front of me at Starbucks and saying “mommy, mommy, this is how the middle finger goes!” and flipping her off. I miss that age every day. I really do
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She has the mouse against the screen.
December 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
She has the mouse against the screen.
Someone stumped me with this user error story last night but I just posed it to my IT husband and he got it right away: Friend of a friend working help desk in the early days of computer mice. Woman calls in and says she’s using her mouse but can’t see the cursor. What’s the diagnosis?
December 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Someone stumped me with this user error story last night but I just posed it to my IT husband and he got it right away: Friend of a friend working help desk in the early days of computer mice. Woman calls in and says she’s using her mouse but can’t see the cursor. What’s the diagnosis?
The conversational dance amongst women in my cohort where we describe ever-smaller circles around the topic of “politics, today,,” until enough evidence has accumulated that someone can come out and say they hate Trump at which point it’s revealed we all hate Trump…there has to be a better way
December 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The conversational dance amongst women in my cohort where we describe ever-smaller circles around the topic of “politics, today,,” until enough evidence has accumulated that someone can come out and say they hate Trump at which point it’s revealed we all hate Trump…there has to be a better way
I understand basing a party around a social, low-skill activity. I really do. It makes sense. But I fucking hate bunco
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I understand basing a party around a social, low-skill activity. I really do. It makes sense. But I fucking hate bunco
that’s her saying that
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
that’s her saying that
good god I fuckin hate these dumb hos
December 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
good god I fuckin hate these dumb hos
Mine made it 282k miles. Sold for $300 to some guy but always in our hearts💕
have recently become aware that there is an entire community of people equally obsessed with Honda Fits as I am
December 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Mine made it 282k miles. Sold for $300 to some guy but always in our hearts💕
I’m gonna keep on dancing at
December 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I’m gonna keep on dancing at
student papers referring to short stories as “novels”
December 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
student papers referring to short stories as “novels”
impulse bought some yule goats
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
impulse bought some yule goats
Ahhhh hell yeah
The Season 12 premiere of "Vanderpump Rules" got back to the show’s roots, introducing a young cast with the kind of hunger and fresh faces that made the original a hit.
‘Vanderpump Rules’ Is Back With a New Cast. Here Are 4 Takeaways.
The Season 12 premiere got back to the show’s roots, introducing a young cast with the kind of hunger and fresh faces that made the original a hit.
nyti.ms
December 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Ahhhh hell yeah
Love to feed gestures at parts of a doll to a fire
Oh man! This paragraph is brutal. The best thing about this review is it's not trying to be mean. It's just listing how bad the writing is.
December 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Love to feed gestures at parts of a doll to a fire
Student arguing over grade because their parents expect an A…lol, lmao, lllol
December 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Student arguing over grade because their parents expect an A…lol, lmao, lllol
Oh thank god. Can’t be sending our 8-year-old off to school without a meme clipped to her backpack, which is the style at this time
December 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Oh thank god. Can’t be sending our 8-year-old off to school without a meme clipped to her backpack, which is the style at this time