joanna
@nutsandgum.bsky.social
wine mom and laundry specialist
I love reading the personal finance subreddits and doing the Homer Simpson scream in my head twice in every paragraph
December 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I love reading the personal finance subreddits and doing the Homer Simpson scream in my head twice in every paragraph
person who thought the name Ophelia was unsullied by associations up until October of this year
December 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
person who thought the name Ophelia was unsullied by associations up until October of this year
Working on a theory that the more money your dog costs you the more you love them
December 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Working on a theory that the more money your dog costs you the more you love them
Adorable curly-haired toddler in Christmas sweater & Santa hat running up to the woman in front of me at Starbucks and saying “mommy, mommy, this is how the middle finger goes!” and flipping her off. I miss that age every day. I really do
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Adorable curly-haired toddler in Christmas sweater & Santa hat running up to the woman in front of me at Starbucks and saying “mommy, mommy, this is how the middle finger goes!” and flipping her off. I miss that age every day. I really do
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She has the mouse against the screen.
December 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
She has the mouse against the screen.
Someone stumped me with this user error story last night but I just posed it to my IT husband and he got it right away: Friend of a friend working help desk in the early days of computer mice. Woman calls in and says she’s using her mouse but can’t see the cursor. What’s the diagnosis?
December 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Someone stumped me with this user error story last night but I just posed it to my IT husband and he got it right away: Friend of a friend working help desk in the early days of computer mice. Woman calls in and says she’s using her mouse but can’t see the cursor. What’s the diagnosis?
The conversational dance amongst women in my cohort where we describe ever-smaller circles around the topic of “politics, today,,” until enough evidence has accumulated that someone can come out and say they hate Trump at which point it’s revealed we all hate Trump…there has to be a better way
December 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The conversational dance amongst women in my cohort where we describe ever-smaller circles around the topic of “politics, today,,” until enough evidence has accumulated that someone can come out and say they hate Trump at which point it’s revealed we all hate Trump…there has to be a better way
I understand basing a party around a social, low-skill activity. I really do. It makes sense. But I fucking hate bunco
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I understand basing a party around a social, low-skill activity. I really do. It makes sense. But I fucking hate bunco
that’s her saying that
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
that’s her saying that
good god I fuckin hate these dumb hos
December 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
good god I fuckin hate these dumb hos
Mine made it 282k miles. Sold for $300 to some guy but always in our hearts💕
have recently become aware that there is an entire community of people equally obsessed with Honda Fits as I am
December 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Mine made it 282k miles. Sold for $300 to some guy but always in our hearts💕
I’m gonna keep on dancing at
December 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I’m gonna keep on dancing at
student papers referring to short stories as “novels”
December 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
student papers referring to short stories as “novels”
impulse bought some yule goats
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
impulse bought some yule goats
Ahhhh hell yeah
The Season 12 premiere of "Vanderpump Rules" got back to the show’s roots, introducing a young cast with the kind of hunger and fresh faces that made the original a hit.
‘Vanderpump Rules’ Is Back With a New Cast. Here Are 4 Takeaways.
The Season 12 premiere got back to the show’s roots, introducing a young cast with the kind of hunger and fresh faces that made the original a hit.
nyti.ms
December 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Ahhhh hell yeah
Love to feed gestures at parts of a doll to a fire
Oh man! This paragraph is brutal. The best thing about this review is it's not trying to be mean. It's just listing how bad the writing is.
December 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Love to feed gestures at parts of a doll to a fire
Student arguing over grade because their parents expect an A…lol, lmao, lllol
December 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Student arguing over grade because their parents expect an A…lol, lmao, lllol
Oh thank god. Can’t be sending our 8-year-old off to school without a meme clipped to her backpack, which is the style at this time
December 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Oh thank god. Can’t be sending our 8-year-old off to school without a meme clipped to her backpack, which is the style at this time
are you ok, do you need anything
December 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
are you ok, do you need anything
Yeah I really don’t think that matters when there’s a nationwide manhunt and he’s presumed armed and dangerous. They’re not gonna get that evidence excluded lol
They didn’t read Luigi Mangione his Miranda rights? And searched his bag without a warrant???
globalnews.ca/news/1155242...
globalnews.ca/news/1155242...
Luigi Mangione’s lawyers seek to ban evidence from trial in CEO killing - National | Globalnews.ca
Among the evidence lawyers want to prevent from being presented to jurors are a 9 mm handgun and a handwritten notebook.
globalnews.ca
December 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Yeah I really don’t think that matters when there’s a nationwide manhunt and he’s presumed armed and dangerous. They’re not gonna get that evidence excluded lol
She blocked me on twitter for making fun of her for saying stuff like this. That was the right move, since I do do that
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
She blocked me on twitter for making fun of her for saying stuff like this. That was the right move, since I do do that
It really isn’t. You can’t give someone a zero for being an asshole with terrible politics. And since it’s now clear the student and her horrible mom were looking to start a culture war, it’s also clear that the instructors played right into it
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
It really isn’t. You can’t give someone a zero for being an asshole with terrible politics. And since it’s now clear the student and her horrible mom were looking to start a culture war, it’s also clear that the instructors played right into it
Sarah McLachlan I Will Remember You montage of me taking my 12-year-old jogging stroller to the dump
November 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Sarah McLachlan I Will Remember You montage of me taking my 12-year-old jogging stroller to the dump
Having established myself, I think, as a “college writing instructor who’s panicking about how the kids can’t read or write or study”…not only was a 0 was not warranted here, but I wonder what manner of writing this instructor is letting slide. You can’t blow your 0 wad on this kind of thing
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Having established myself, I think, as a “college writing instructor who’s panicking about how the kids can’t read or write or study”…not only was a 0 was not warranted here, but I wonder what manner of writing this instructor is letting slide. You can’t blow your 0 wad on this kind of thing
my mom just brought this over to my house and said This is for when he dies or gets kicked out of office
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
my mom just brought this over to my house and said This is for when he dies or gets kicked out of office