joanna
@nutsandgum.bsky.social
wine mom and laundry specialist
Oh well I suppose there’s no way of knowing what she’s buying, is there? ????
December 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Oh well I suppose there’s no way of knowing what she’s buying, is there? ????
I love reading the personal finance subreddits and doing the Homer Simpson scream in my head twice in every paragraph
December 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I love reading the personal finance subreddits and doing the Homer Simpson scream in my head twice in every paragraph
person who thought the name Ophelia was unsullied by associations up until October of this year
December 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
person who thought the name Ophelia was unsullied by associations up until October of this year
I’m giving my kids this one. They’re 8 and 12 and the older one likes memorizing flags so I’m giving it a shot
December 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I’m giving my kids this one. They’re 8 and 12 and the older one likes memorizing flags so I’m giving it a shot
that’s her saying that
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
that’s her saying that
good god I fuckin hate these dumb hos
December 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
good god I fuckin hate these dumb hos
I’m gonna keep on dancing at
December 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I’m gonna keep on dancing at
student papers referring to short stories as “novels”
December 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
student papers referring to short stories as “novels”
impulse bought some yule goats
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
impulse bought some yule goats
Oh thank god. Can’t be sending our 8-year-old off to school without a meme clipped to her backpack, which is the style at this time
December 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Oh thank god. Can’t be sending our 8-year-old off to school without a meme clipped to her backpack, which is the style at this time
how about you, you all set?
December 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
how about you, you all set?
are you ok, do you need anything
December 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
are you ok, do you need anything
Guys come on. Is this about Procedure or are we still doing the writing-fan-mail-to-serial-killers thing
December 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Guys come on. Is this about Procedure or are we still doing the writing-fan-mail-to-serial-killers thing
She blocked me on twitter for making fun of her for saying stuff like this. That was the right move, since I do do that
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
She blocked me on twitter for making fun of her for saying stuff like this. That was the right move, since I do do that
guess I’ll just lie down and DIE
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
guess I’ll just lie down and DIE
The prompt didn’t say they had to *cite* sources. It’s a 650-word reading response, not a research paper. Look I’ve shot myself in the foot by not putting stuff in the prompt/rubric before but what are you gonna do
November 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The prompt didn’t say they had to *cite* sources. It’s a 650-word reading response, not a research paper. Look I’ve shot myself in the foot by not putting stuff in the prompt/rubric before but what are you gonna do
my mom just brought this over to my house and said This is for when he dies or gets kicked out of office
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
my mom just brought this over to my house and said This is for when he dies or gets kicked out of office
Pilot, this your new friend the fancy dog. You may sniff him, carefully
November 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Pilot, this your new friend the fancy dog. You may sniff him, carefully
He’s going somewhere. Are you?
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
He’s going somewhere. Are you?
it’s never been explicitly stated either way actually
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
it’s never been explicitly stated either way actually
Real “pick your poison” moment tho
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Real “pick your poison” moment tho
Well that’s a relief I guess
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Oh. Hmm. Oh no
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Oh. Hmm. Oh no
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Well that’s a relief I guess
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Oh. Hmm. Oh no
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Oh. Hmm. Oh no