Nick S
@nottooserious.bsky.social
Dumb joke maker, engineer, Jeepfluencer, watcher of Loons, petter of cats. MSP area. He / him, please.
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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Once again: we will not get to 3-5” this morning, we will not get there this afternoon, but we will get there by the time you go to bed tonight.
Long. Light. Snow.
If you got something to do and you don’t like driving in snow, get it done sooner rather than later.
Long. Light. Snow.
If you got something to do and you don’t like driving in snow, get it done sooner rather than later.
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Once again: we will not get to 3-5” this morning, we will not get there this afternoon, but we will get there by the time you go to bed tonight.
Long. Light. Snow.
If you got something to do and you don’t like driving in snow, get it done sooner rather than later.
Long. Light. Snow.
If you got something to do and you don’t like driving in snow, get it done sooner rather than later.
*fewer
A chapter in Hegseth’s book is literally titled “More Lethality, Less Lawyers.”
It’s almost as if there were signs!
It’s almost as if there were signs!
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
*fewer
I find your lack of fa la la disturbing
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I find your lack of fa la la disturbing
There’s nothing better than the day this shows up in my mailbox. And my teenage kids read it too!
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
membership.theonion.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
There’s nothing better than the day this shows up in my mailbox. And my teenage kids read it too!
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
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kind of fucked up bc this t rex was a jehovah's witness
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
kind of fucked up bc this t rex was a jehovah's witness
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Something something about posting through it…
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Something something about posting through it…
The Schaub family: fighting fascism since 1940. Seven brothers fought, seven returned. My grandpa, circled.
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The Schaub family: fighting fascism since 1940. Seven brothers fought, seven returned. My grandpa, circled.
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Happy Chompsgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Happy Chompsgiving!
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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Killed too easily by Darth Maul
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Killed too easily by Darth Maul
An email found we well today, so I got that going for me, which is nice
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
An email found we well today, so I got that going for me, which is nice
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give me fuel
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
give me fuel
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
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That’s a helluva dry slot over southeast Minnesota. It’s slowing the change to snow in the metro, and will knock down the high end of totals.
Probably back to 2-3” tonight, plus the strong winds.
Probably back to 2-3” tonight, plus the strong winds.
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
That’s a helluva dry slot over southeast Minnesota. It’s slowing the change to snow in the metro, and will knock down the high end of totals.
Probably back to 2-3” tonight, plus the strong winds.
Probably back to 2-3” tonight, plus the strong winds.
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i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Snoring noises INTENSIFY
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Snoring noises INTENSIFY
And now an actual bloody injury… this game will go past midnight won’t it?
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
And now an actual bloody injury… this game will go past midnight won’t it?
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watching this game like
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
watching this game like
I thought San Jose was supposed to be the foggy California city
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I thought San Jose was supposed to be the foggy California city
Me, foolishly turning on the game assuming when it says it’ll start at 9 it starts at 9
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Me, foolishly turning on the game assuming when it says it’ll start at 9 it starts at 9
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