Not Rick Moranis
@notrickmoranis.bsky.social
Who does your taxes? I like ordinary stuff
Migration is a human right
Migration is a human right
Found an out of print album on Discog. If only my name was Rodney!
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Found an out of print album on Discog. If only my name was Rodney!
"How did everybody find out about her when I explicitly told her it was our secret?"
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"How did everybody find out about her when I explicitly told her it was our secret?"
Man, @schumer.senate.gov is a real piece of shit huh? Maybe that useless piece of shit should retire immediately.
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Man, @schumer.senate.gov is a real piece of shit huh? Maybe that useless piece of shit should retire immediately.
Speaking as an entrepreneur, I HATE being an entrepreneur
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Speaking as an entrepreneur, I HATE being an entrepreneur
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Everybody should subscribe to Chris' blog. I can't imagine if I had missed out on reading this amazing book he recommended from @isabelcanas.bsky.social !!!
from VAMPIRES OF EL NORTE, which, not quite halfway in, is every bit as great as the title promises
November 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Everybody should subscribe to Chris' blog. I can't imagine if I had missed out on reading this amazing book he recommended from @isabelcanas.bsky.social !!!
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A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
But what will we do without an 800 year old who hasn't changed any policy since 1995?
November 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
But what will we do without an 800 year old who hasn't changed any policy since 1995?
I forgot how absolutely incredible Baahubali is. Go see The Epic in theaters while you have the chance!
Baahubali 2.Gif GIF
ALT: Baahubali 2.Gif GIF
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I forgot how absolutely incredible Baahubali is. Go see The Epic in theaters while you have the chance!
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In Memoriam:
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
In Memoriam:
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
If there's a bright spot, Trump won't use the Jays winning as a pretext to invade Canada
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
If there's a bright spot, Trump won't use the Jays winning as a pretext to invade Canada
The only time I would ever root for The Dodgers is if they were playing The Yankees
October 28, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The only time I would ever root for The Dodgers is if they were playing The Yankees
No, YOU teared up to the finale of Wizards Beyond Waverly Place
October 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
No, YOU teared up to the finale of Wizards Beyond Waverly Place
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Pretty confused by how TRON became a big-budget movie franchise. Was it a bit hit when it came out? No. Did it become a big hit on video/TV? Also no. Do people have fond nostalgic memories of it? Eh kinda but not really. Was it secretly great and critically acclaimed? No again
October 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Pretty confused by how TRON became a big-budget movie franchise. Was it a bit hit when it came out? No. Did it become a big hit on video/TV? Also no. Do people have fond nostalgic memories of it? Eh kinda but not really. Was it secretly great and critically acclaimed? No again
Has anybody put their house on the market so they can go homesteading? #generalconference
October 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Has anybody put their house on the market so they can go homesteading? #generalconference
Isn't "tie me down, tie me up" why Keith left her?
Nicole Kidman can’t stop, won’t stop making new projects: She’s had eight come out in the past two years, with six more on the way. ‘Why stop? You’ll have to tie me down, tie me up!’
Nicole Kidman Says You’ll Have to “Tie Me Up” to Stop Her From Working
Nicole Kidman can’t stop, won’t stop making new projects: She’s had eight come out in the past two years, with six more on the way. ‘Why stop? You’ll have to tie me down, tie me up!’
www.vulture.com
October 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Isn't "tie me down, tie me up" why Keith left her?
After President Oaks came down hard on the concept of urban living and sang the praises of homesteading, is there any chance that Mormon maga will do anything but cheer when the president burns down Portland and Chicago?
#generalconference
#generalconference
October 6, 2025 at 12:01 PM
After President Oaks came down hard on the concept of urban living and sang the praises of homesteading, is there any chance that Mormon maga will do anything but cheer when the president burns down Portland and Chicago?
#generalconference
#generalconference
More Cajun recipes please! #generalconference
October 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
More Cajun recipes please! #generalconference
What if "Wood" ISN'T about Travis? What if she's feeling bad about the whole scarf things with Jake Gyllenhaal and wants people to know how hot he was?
October 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
What if "Wood" ISN'T about Travis? What if she's feeling bad about the whole scarf things with Jake Gyllenhaal and wants people to know how hot he was?
My uncle has been telling me with all the authority of a judge in Israel the exact day of the Lord's coming for two decades. He continues to be wrong, but has never said anything about this week. He's pretty sure now that it'll be next April.
September 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
My uncle has been telling me with all the authority of a judge in Israel the exact day of the Lord's coming for two decades. He continues to be wrong, but has never said anything about this week. He's pretty sure now that it'll be next April.
So Trump ordered an execution, filmed it, and then posted it so his donors could whack off.
Where's Machete when you need him?
youtu.be/-xzqUfIGBxs?...
Where's Machete when you need him?
youtu.be/-xzqUfIGBxs?...
Machete Border Patrol scene
YouTube video by o0oTKio0o
youtu.be
September 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
So Trump ordered an execution, filmed it, and then posted it so his donors could whack off.
Where's Machete when you need him?
youtu.be/-xzqUfIGBxs?...
Where's Machete when you need him?
youtu.be/-xzqUfIGBxs?...
On the one hand, this is monstrous. On the other hand, the biggest pieces of shit on the planet will put a stamp on their passport documenting what a piece of shit they are
Exclusive: President Trump and international partners are discussing plans to build a “Riviera of the Middle East” on the rubble of Gaza.
One plan would establish U.S. control and pay all of Gaza’s more than 2 million population to leave.
One plan would establish U.S. control and pay all of Gaza’s more than 2 million population to leave.
Gaza postwar plan envisions ‘voluntary’ relocation of entire population
President Donald Trump and international partners are discussing plans to build a “Riviera of the Middle East” on the rubble of Gaza. One would establish U.S. control and pay Palestinians to leave.
wapo.st
September 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
On the one hand, this is monstrous. On the other hand, the biggest pieces of shit on the planet will put a stamp on their passport documenting what a piece of shit they are
In hindsight, the golf course should have been the first place anybody looked for him
August 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
In hindsight, the golf course should have been the first place anybody looked for him
Honestly, I'm sure he's going to live to continue to destroy everything good in the world for years to come, but this could be literally any racist old man at the nursing home
August 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Honestly, I'm sure he's going to live to continue to destroy everything good in the world for years to come, but this could be literally any racist old man at the nursing home
I am not in a band. But I have about 20 instruments. I love them and think they're endlessly fascinating. I DO NOT NEED THEM. If somebody beat a bunch of kids to death with a harmonica, I would think "I'm a responsible instrument owner"
After 30 years, I would think "maybe instruments ARE bad"
After 30 years, I would think "maybe instruments ARE bad"
August 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I am not in a band. But I have about 20 instruments. I love them and think they're endlessly fascinating. I DO NOT NEED THEM. If somebody beat a bunch of kids to death with a harmonica, I would think "I'm a responsible instrument owner"
After 30 years, I would think "maybe instruments ARE bad"
After 30 years, I would think "maybe instruments ARE bad"