Gabe Heiland (They/Them)
@norseartemis.bsky.social
🎮Gamer 🐕🦺dog person 🐎former horse girl 🏳️⚧️ enby feminist 📊 math artist.
📈Growth & Monetization Consultant @ Reality Labs.
📈Growth & Monetization Consultant @ Reality Labs.
I treated myself to a commission of my last d&d character and holy shit it’s so nice to see my (nonbinary) rock son come to life I love igni so much 😭
Way of the elements earth genasi monk. The very essence of “looks like they could kill you, is a cinnamon roll”
#D&D #Strixhaven #CharacterArt
Way of the elements earth genasi monk. The very essence of “looks like they could kill you, is a cinnamon roll”
#D&D #Strixhaven #CharacterArt
December 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I treated myself to a commission of my last d&d character and holy shit it’s so nice to see my (nonbinary) rock son come to life I love igni so much 😭
Way of the elements earth genasi monk. The very essence of “looks like they could kill you, is a cinnamon roll”
#D&D #Strixhaven #CharacterArt
Way of the elements earth genasi monk. The very essence of “looks like they could kill you, is a cinnamon roll”
#D&D #Strixhaven #CharacterArt
Ok now I’m jonesing to be properly sad having stewed my brain in expedition 33. Anyone have book recommendations that will fill this need for getting overly attached to fictional doomed people?
What’s the opposite of happily ever after? That’s what I’m looking for.
What’s the opposite of happily ever after? That’s what I’m looking for.
December 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Ok now I’m jonesing to be properly sad having stewed my brain in expedition 33. Anyone have book recommendations that will fill this need for getting overly attached to fictional doomed people?
What’s the opposite of happily ever after? That’s what I’m looking for.
What’s the opposite of happily ever after? That’s what I’m looking for.
Pushed through today to finish Expedition 33 and hoo boy just openly crying through the last 30m
Just how I like my media, filled to the brim with pathos
Just how I like my media, filled to the brim with pathos
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Pushed through today to finish Expedition 33 and hoo boy just openly crying through the last 30m
Just how I like my media, filled to the brim with pathos
Just how I like my media, filled to the brim with pathos
Uh, excuse me?!
November 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Uh, excuse me?!
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“Short bursts indicate an ICE sighting. Long whistles indicate agents making arrests. If you hear the whistle and you’re undocumented, said [Whitney Hu, a community activist and organizer with South Brooklyn Mutual Aid], ‘you hide. And if you’re somebody who’s not, you go to the street.’”
As ICE Street Raids Ramp Up, New Yorkers Stock Up On Whistles
Taking a cue from Chicago, community groups have distributed thousands of whistles in recent weeks — a grassroots system people in other cities have adopted to help neighbors sound the alarm.
www.thecity.nyc
November 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
“Short bursts indicate an ICE sighting. Long whistles indicate agents making arrests. If you hear the whistle and you’re undocumented, said [Whitney Hu, a community activist and organizer with South Brooklyn Mutual Aid], ‘you hide. And if you’re somebody who’s not, you go to the street.’”
Look I’m not gonna answer for the top of my list we all know I’m trash but I am DYING at the garbage men all the way at the bottom held in lower esteem than dogs
But frfr don’t make me choose between shale and wynn ever again I love them both
But frfr don’t make me choose between shale and wynn ever again I love them both
November 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Look I’m not gonna answer for the top of my list we all know I’m trash but I am DYING at the garbage men all the way at the bottom held in lower esteem than dogs
But frfr don’t make me choose between shale and wynn ever again I love them both
But frfr don’t make me choose between shale and wynn ever again I love them both
Making a deck:
Me: Nue User Experience (NUX) Best Bractice in Mobile
Me: hmmmmm that looks wrong
Me: Nuw User Experience (NUX) Best Practice in Mobile
Me: nailed it
Me: Nue User Experience (NUX) Best Bractice in Mobile
Me: hmmmmm that looks wrong
Me: Nuw User Experience (NUX) Best Practice in Mobile
Me: nailed it
October 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Making a deck:
Me: Nue User Experience (NUX) Best Bractice in Mobile
Me: hmmmmm that looks wrong
Me: Nuw User Experience (NUX) Best Practice in Mobile
Me: nailed it
Me: Nue User Experience (NUX) Best Bractice in Mobile
Me: hmmmmm that looks wrong
Me: Nuw User Experience (NUX) Best Practice in Mobile
Me: nailed it
Part 1 of my D&D heel turn is complete, the party knows, above table, that all is not as it appears with my foppish bard. Amazingly RIGHT after one of the other party members was like “I don’t know you, but I trust you” yesssss step into my web.
My character rn:
My character rn:
a man is talking about how much he loves watching someone work
ALT: a man is talking about how much he loves watching someone work
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Part 1 of my D&D heel turn is complete, the party knows, above table, that all is not as it appears with my foppish bard. Amazingly RIGHT after one of the other party members was like “I don’t know you, but I trust you” yesssss step into my web.
My character rn:
My character rn:
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In Edmonton Tonight! Fundraising Choir & Dance. Doors open at 7:00, and I will be there reading runes and blessing/exorcising your gaming dice as needed! Come get spooky a week early and raise money for two local choirs!
www.astralprojects.ca/cthulhuchoir
www.astralprojects.ca/cthulhuchoir
About 1 — ASTRAL PROJECTS
www.astralprojects.ca
October 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
In Edmonton Tonight! Fundraising Choir & Dance. Doors open at 7:00, and I will be there reading runes and blessing/exorcising your gaming dice as needed! Come get spooky a week early and raise money for two local choirs!
www.astralprojects.ca/cthulhuchoir
www.astralprojects.ca/cthulhuchoir
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Reminder that @karinww.bsky.social and many others will be singing at the fundraising concert for two local choirs this Saturday in Edmonton, and I will be reading runes and blessing/exorcising gaming dice!
www.astralprojects.ca/cthulhuchoir
www.astralprojects.ca/cthulhuchoir
About 1 — ASTRAL PROJECTS
www.astralprojects.ca
October 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Reminder that @karinww.bsky.social and many others will be singing at the fundraising concert for two local choirs this Saturday in Edmonton, and I will be reading runes and blessing/exorcising gaming dice!
www.astralprojects.ca/cthulhuchoir
www.astralprojects.ca/cthulhuchoir
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October 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
This explains more than it doesn’t about some….things I’ve heard or known about unofficially for a bit
Buyers: So your games... guns and football, yes?
EA: Mmhmm, mmhmm, mostly guns and football, yep.
Buyers: No gay stuff? No politics we're not going to like?
EA: Haha, definitely not! Hey, could you give me one sec? I just need to shut down a studio real quick.
kotaku.com/report-saudi...
EA: Mmhmm, mmhmm, mostly guns and football, yep.
Buyers: No gay stuff? No politics we're not going to like?
EA: Haha, definitely not! Hey, could you give me one sec? I just need to shut down a studio real quick.
kotaku.com/report-saudi...
Saudi Arabia & Other Investors Nearing $50 Billion Deal To Buy EA
The massive deal might be announced officially as soon as next week according to sources with knowledge of the situation
kotaku.com
September 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
This explains more than it doesn’t about some….things I’ve heard or known about unofficially for a bit
Look, when I say that I’m going to play the bardiest bard that ever barded I commit
September 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Look, when I say that I’m going to play the bardiest bard that ever barded I commit
My D&D group are so supportive of child Gabe’s huge crush on Count Rugen from The Princess Bride and now are also sharing all of their “what did people in the 80s think a hot medieval dude looked like” crushes and yes this is all related to my character.
I mean, what options we have…
I mean, what options we have…
September 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
My D&D group are so supportive of child Gabe’s huge crush on Count Rugen from The Princess Bride and now are also sharing all of their “what did people in the 80s think a hot medieval dude looked like” crushes and yes this is all related to my character.
I mean, what options we have…
I mean, what options we have…
God dammit @eplerjc.bsky.social I read your post aloud and a day later….
September 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
God dammit @eplerjc.bsky.social I read your post aloud and a day later….
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$483k!! Can we get to half a million for PCRF?
August 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
$483k!! Can we get to half a million for PCRF?
Me, playing Mass Effect Legendary Edition: of course the geth have souls! Synthesis for all!
Also me 5 years later:
Also me 5 years later:
August 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Me, playing Mass Effect Legendary Edition: of course the geth have souls! Synthesis for all!
Also me 5 years later:
Also me 5 years later:
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
Bluesky silenced trans voices over J.K. Rowling, here’s why
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
bit.ly
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
We have….a few sour cherries from the tree this year…
Empty strawberry container for scale
Empty strawberry container for scale
August 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
We have….a few sour cherries from the tree this year…
Empty strawberry container for scale
Empty strawberry container for scale
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Israel assassinates journalists because evil can't stand the truth. Journalist Anas al-Sharif was assassinated with three others in a targeted attack by Israel's genocidal terrorist forces.
Any news media not condemning Israel's continued attack on the press should be understood to be propagandist.
Any news media not condemning Israel's continued attack on the press should be understood to be propagandist.
August 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Israel assassinates journalists because evil can't stand the truth. Journalist Anas al-Sharif was assassinated with three others in a targeted attack by Israel's genocidal terrorist forces.
Any news media not condemning Israel's continued attack on the press should be understood to be propagandist.
Any news media not condemning Israel's continued attack on the press should be understood to be propagandist.
Appropriate that my first human interaction in nyc is the airport taxi dispatcher yelling at all of us to go stand in a line (multiple times there were obviously not from Canada scofflaws)
August 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Appropriate that my first human interaction in nyc is the airport taxi dispatcher yelling at all of us to go stand in a line (multiple times there were obviously not from Canada scofflaws)
5:30 in the morning is TOO early to be boarding a flight but at least I’m the only one masked.
On the upside, going to present my research in NYC and that’s pretty cool.
On the upside, going to present my research in NYC and that’s pretty cool.
August 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
5:30 in the morning is TOO early to be boarding a flight but at least I’m the only one masked.
On the upside, going to present my research in NYC and that’s pretty cool.
On the upside, going to present my research in NYC and that’s pretty cool.
I am deeply enjoying whatever this cloud is doing
August 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I am deeply enjoying whatever this cloud is doing
Game writer friends, I need help. My wow guild has been arguing about a line a boss says for months. Leveraging my network here please find me a writer at blizzard who can answer what the hell “now i call this the green noise” means in the middle of a fight
July 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Game writer friends, I need help. My wow guild has been arguing about a line a boss says for months. Leveraging my network here please find me a writer at blizzard who can answer what the hell “now i call this the green noise” means in the middle of a fight
I feel like Brennan Lee Mulligan would be really good at playing mermaids he just has that kind of energy.
July 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I feel like Brennan Lee Mulligan would be really good at playing mermaids he just has that kind of energy.