“Hey Gemini, I have a good shot, should I take it?”
“Yes, absolutely, this will get you closer to fulfilling your objectives, you *should* take the shot!”
<fires shot>
“Uh, Gemini, this has mobilized their base, they’re approaching on foot and we’ll be flanked soon. Any advice?”
“You’re absolutely r
“Yes, absolutely, this will get you closer to fulfilling your objectives, you *should* take the shot!”
<fires shot>
“Uh, Gemini, this has mobilized their base, they’re approaching on foot and we’ll be flanked soon. Any advice?”
“You’re absolutely r
The Department of War aims to put Google Gemini 'directly into the hands of every American warrior.'
Pete Hegseth Says the Pentagon's New Chatbot Will Make America 'More Lethal'
The Department of War aims to put Google Gemini 'directly into the hands of every American warrior.'
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December 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
“Hey Gemini, I have a good shot, should I take it?”
“Yes, absolutely, this will get you closer to fulfilling your objectives, you *should* take the shot!”
<fires shot>
“Uh, Gemini, this has mobilized their base, they’re approaching on foot and we’ll be flanked soon. Any advice?”
“You’re absolutely r
“Yes, absolutely, this will get you closer to fulfilling your objectives, you *should* take the shot!”
<fires shot>
“Uh, Gemini, this has mobilized their base, they’re approaching on foot and we’ll be flanked soon. Any advice?”
“You’re absolutely r
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“Our fans will be huge shitheads if you don’t do this” is an extremely poor reason to go through with this, in my opinion.
Didn't think I'd be saying this today but fuck Slavia Prague. Hope we beat them so bad tonight their fans all drink themselves into depression and get lost on their way home and end up aimlessly wandering Europe until they dehydrate.
December 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“Our fans will be huge shitheads if you don’t do this” is an extremely poor reason to go through with this, in my opinion.
My rude good friend hung up on me.
December 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
My rude good friend hung up on me.
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Enjoyed the football match!
December 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Enjoyed the football match!
For personal reasons, I have decided to abstain from watching the adorable bodega cat getting murdered by the sentient taxi cab.
December 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
For personal reasons, I have decided to abstain from watching the adorable bodega cat getting murdered by the sentient taxi cab.
Really thought after February it'd be a long time before we'd see Gretzky representing Canada again but I guess if a Trump-friendly event needs a Canadian mascot he's ready willing and able!
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Really thought after February it'd be a long time before we'd see Gretzky representing Canada again but I guess if a Trump-friendly event needs a Canadian mascot he's ready willing and able!
Did not enjoy the basketball game!
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Did not enjoy the basketball game!
To be fair, there simply are not very many photos of The Beatles.
Jesus Christ, the "remastered" Beatles Anthology documentary they re-released is filled with AI slop. Look at John and Paul's faces, and the "T" on Beatles.
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
To be fair, there simply are not very many photos of The Beatles.
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ATTENTION: Prime Minister Carney
Please use your power to force them to make a sequel to this:
Please use your power to force them to make a sequel to this:
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
ATTENTION: Prime Minister Carney
Please use your power to force them to make a sequel to this:
Please use your power to force them to make a sequel to this:
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I would order Johnny Depp to make 4 more Mortdecai movies
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I would order Johnny Depp to make 4 more Mortdecai movies
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It’s been a long time since it’s been extremely fun to watch the Raptors and now that it’s back it rules.
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
It’s been a long time since it’s been extremely fun to watch the Raptors and now that it’s back it rules.
For 30 seconds the entire city of Buffalo was about to raze Houston.
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
For 30 seconds the entire city of Buffalo was about to raze Houston.
Jon Hamm looks so tired in the BetMGM ads. Let Jon Hamm sleep.
November 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Jon Hamm looks so tired in the BetMGM ads. Let Jon Hamm sleep.
Wow glass half empty much???
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Wow glass half empty much???
This is a fun inactive list for the Warriors. The top scorer in the starting lineup is averaging 11.6 ppg.
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This is a fun inactive list for the Warriors. The top scorer in the starting lineup is averaging 11.6 ppg.
1. She was vice president
2. She ran for president
3. She is not the president
4. She would like to be president
2. She ran for president
3. She is not the president
4. She would like to be president
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
1. She was vice president
2. She ran for president
3. She is not the president
4. She would like to be president
2. She ran for president
3. She is not the president
4. She would like to be president
Free suggestion for @theathletic.com product and ad teams: suppress ads on stories like this one.
November 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Free suggestion for @theathletic.com product and ad teams: suppress ads on stories like this one.
Joleon Lescott approaching Carlos Boozer levels here.
November 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Joleon Lescott approaching Carlos Boozer levels here.
If they do it with a 41-year-old striker who expects to start and doesn’t exactly give you a speed boost coming off the bench, yes, I’ll be shocked.
🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo: “How many World Cups did Argentina win before Messi? Two”. “They’re used to win big competitions… If Portugal win the World Cup, will that shock the world: yes!”, told @PiersUncensored.
November 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
If they do it with a 41-year-old striker who expects to start and doesn’t exactly give you a speed boost coming off the bench, yes, I’ll be shocked.