Melissa
@nitenitemelissa.bsky.social
Liberal AF, 💙 crew, she/her, 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️friendly
Private Duty Nurse, Jersey Girl, 🚫DMs
Killer of house plants 🪴, Gen-X
There are four lights 💡 💡 💡 💡KDramas
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Private Duty Nurse, Jersey Girl, 🚫DMs
Killer of house plants 🪴, Gen-X
There are four lights 💡 💡 💡 💡KDramas
👊🏻🇺🇸🔥😂
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Fuzzy Zoeller died. As Tiger Woods was winning the 1997 Masters, Zoeller referred to him as a “little boy” & said the Masters shouldn’t serve “fried chicken” or “collard greens.” In marking Zoeller’s death, Trump called Zoeller a “truly remarkable person.”
Fuzzy Zoeller, two-time major winner haunted by racist Tiger Woods joke, dies aged 74
The 1979 Masters and 1984 US Open champion was one of golf’s most affable figures, but his legacy was reshaped by a racially charged remark about Tiger Woods
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Fuzzy Zoeller died. As Tiger Woods was winning the 1997 Masters, Zoeller referred to him as a “little boy” & said the Masters shouldn’t serve “fried chicken” or “collard greens.” In marking Zoeller’s death, Trump called Zoeller a “truly remarkable person.”
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Aftyn Behn is proving that a grassroots movement can shake a district the GOP thought it owned. They’re pouring money into #TN07 because a woman powered by workers, moms, students, and rural communities has them rattled. This race is close. Vote like the future depends on it.
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Aftyn Behn is proving that a grassroots movement can shake a district the GOP thought it owned. They’re pouring money into #TN07 because a woman powered by workers, moms, students, and rural communities has them rattled. This race is close. Vote like the future depends on it.
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I didn’t vote for war against Venezuela. How about you? 😡
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I didn’t vote for war against Venezuela. How about you? 😡
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"As ICE officers continue to arrest the most violent criminals nationwide"
Any news article, that uses these words isn't a serious news source.
They are arresting innocent people left and right to meet quotas, and they are getting violent ones by accident.
Re-read that last line twice.
Any news article, that uses these words isn't a serious news source.
They are arresting innocent people left and right to meet quotas, and they are getting violent ones by accident.
Re-read that last line twice.
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 AM
"As ICE officers continue to arrest the most violent criminals nationwide"
Any news article, that uses these words isn't a serious news source.
They are arresting innocent people left and right to meet quotas, and they are getting violent ones by accident.
Re-read that last line twice.
Any news article, that uses these words isn't a serious news source.
They are arresting innocent people left and right to meet quotas, and they are getting violent ones by accident.
Re-read that last line twice.
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Trump’s ideas for a healthcare plan sounds like a wish someone made to a genie halfway through a stroke.
November 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Trump’s ideas for a healthcare plan sounds like a wish someone made to a genie halfway through a stroke.
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Every British political columnist imagines he is passing judgment on the latter stages of the Roman Empire.
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Every British political columnist imagines he is passing judgment on the latter stages of the Roman Empire.
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I feel like a big part of solving the male loneliness epidemic is bringing back the Minotaur and a maze to put him in
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I feel like a big part of solving the male loneliness epidemic is bringing back the Minotaur and a maze to put him in
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Jesus…a lot of people really love bread.
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Jesus…a lot of people really love bread.
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I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but it’s awfully convenient that shootings happen exactly when Trump needs them to
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but it’s awfully convenient that shootings happen exactly when Trump needs them to
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He clearly doesn’t understand basic constitutional terms.
FACT: Westminster and Holyrood are parliaments and the governments in each are the current administrations.
FACT: Holyrood is a recognised parliament, just like Westminster, with its own recognised government acting as its administration.
FACT: Westminster and Holyrood are parliaments and the governments in each are the current administrations.
FACT: Holyrood is a recognised parliament, just like Westminster, with its own recognised government acting as its administration.
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 AM
He clearly doesn’t understand basic constitutional terms.
FACT: Westminster and Holyrood are parliaments and the governments in each are the current administrations.
FACT: Holyrood is a recognised parliament, just like Westminster, with its own recognised government acting as its administration.
FACT: Westminster and Holyrood are parliaments and the governments in each are the current administrations.
FACT: Holyrood is a recognised parliament, just like Westminster, with its own recognised government acting as its administration.
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"No one's going to build a factory based on a tariff that's on on Monday, off on... Tuesday, the president's changed his mind by Wednesday, he gets hormonal by Thursday and someone says something nasty in the middle school cafeteria on Friday and they're back on again."
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
"No one's going to build a factory based on a tariff that's on on Monday, off on... Tuesday, the president's changed his mind by Wednesday, he gets hormonal by Thursday and someone says something nasty in the middle school cafeteria on Friday and they're back on again."
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Adults have fewer bones than babies
Stomach acid can melt metal
The eye has the fastest muscles
A penis is 3x the length of a man's thumb
You’re taller in the morning
Women blink 2x as much as men
Women have finished this & men are still looking at their 👍 👍
Stomach acid can melt metal
The eye has the fastest muscles
A penis is 3x the length of a man's thumb
You’re taller in the morning
Women blink 2x as much as men
Women have finished this & men are still looking at their 👍 👍
November 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Adults have fewer bones than babies
Stomach acid can melt metal
The eye has the fastest muscles
A penis is 3x the length of a man's thumb
You’re taller in the morning
Women blink 2x as much as men
Women have finished this & men are still looking at their 👍 👍
Stomach acid can melt metal
The eye has the fastest muscles
A penis is 3x the length of a man's thumb
You’re taller in the morning
Women blink 2x as much as men
Women have finished this & men are still looking at their 👍 👍
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If You Are Afraid To Do Your Public Service Job, You Need To Resign Immediately…..
November 29, 2025 at 2:22 PM
If You Are Afraid To Do Your Public Service Job, You Need To Resign Immediately…..
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
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All decent Americans must resist the criminal regime in the White House. Do it for patriotism, or do it because it's getting worse and everyone you love will suffer.
You can try to avoid politics, but politics will not avoid you.
You can try to avoid politics, but politics will not avoid you.
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 PM
All decent Americans must resist the criminal regime in the White House. Do it for patriotism, or do it because it's getting worse and everyone you love will suffer.
You can try to avoid politics, but politics will not avoid you.
You can try to avoid politics, but politics will not avoid you.
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I just heard someone refer to Boba Fett’s ship as “Opportunity Intern 1”, and I’m dead.
boba fett is standing next to a man in a robe in a room .
ALT: boba fett is standing next to a man in a robe in a room .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I just heard someone refer to Boba Fett’s ship as “Opportunity Intern 1”, and I’m dead.
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New Bill Requires Women to Be “Hot but Approachable” in Public Spaces.
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
New Bill Requires Women to Be “Hot but Approachable” in Public Spaces.
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Happy Caturday😻
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Happy Caturday😻
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November 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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It's remarkably easy to not take money from Russia
I was once offered a paid slot of Russia Today to promote a satirical comedy show of mine as long as I shit on the government
Even though I hated the government at the time, I wasn't going to take money from a dictatorial regime despite being poor
I was once offered a paid slot of Russia Today to promote a satirical comedy show of mine as long as I shit on the government
Even though I hated the government at the time, I wasn't going to take money from a dictatorial regime despite being poor
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 AM
It's remarkably easy to not take money from Russia
I was once offered a paid slot of Russia Today to promote a satirical comedy show of mine as long as I shit on the government
Even though I hated the government at the time, I wasn't going to take money from a dictatorial regime despite being poor
I was once offered a paid slot of Russia Today to promote a satirical comedy show of mine as long as I shit on the government
Even though I hated the government at the time, I wasn't going to take money from a dictatorial regime despite being poor
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I can't even BEGIN to imagine how long it's going to take to UNFUCK everything our behated president has accomplished during his rampant destruction. If it even CAN be unfucked.
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I can't even BEGIN to imagine how long it's going to take to UNFUCK everything our behated president has accomplished during his rampant destruction. If it even CAN be unfucked.
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Pie is breakfast.
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Pie is breakfast.