✨ Margo ✨
@ninjitsuprincss.bsky.social
~ Certified Goddamned Delight
~ Books and cats and bad movie riffing
~ Oh and nazis can go fuck themselves 🖕
~ Books and cats and bad movie riffing
~ Oh and nazis can go fuck themselves 🖕
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When we talk about physical media, we are often only taking about personal collections but a big part of shunning the current digital ecosystem is supporting your local library. Not just for print books and periodicals but for movies, games and other medias too. Get. A. Library. Card.
December 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
When we talk about physical media, we are often only taking about personal collections but a big part of shunning the current digital ecosystem is supporting your local library. Not just for print books and periodicals but for movies, games and other medias too. Get. A. Library. Card.
My sense of dietary reason kicked in so I made myself a bowl of oatmeal with apples and blueberries and strawberries and pecans and that was close enough to pie that I was able to maintain my self-control and not buy any actual pie.
December 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
My sense of dietary reason kicked in so I made myself a bowl of oatmeal with apples and blueberries and strawberries and pecans and that was close enough to pie that I was able to maintain my self-control and not buy any actual pie.
Good morning, I am off to pick up an apple pie from one of the best pie places in the area and which I can’t eat until a party tomorrow afternoon.
Do I buy an extra piece for myself to eat today or no?
Do I buy an extra piece for myself to eat today or no?
a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman on a bus and says next stop pies .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman on a bus and says next stop pies .
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Good morning, I am off to pick up an apple pie from one of the best pie places in the area and which I can’t eat until a party tomorrow afternoon.
Do I buy an extra piece for myself to eat today or no?
Do I buy an extra piece for myself to eat today or no?
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someone asked if they could buy this and use it as signage at their table. my answer is ABSOLUTELY YES. i explicitly designed it as something to display at my own table so i would be honoured and thrilled if others did as well!! may it bring you wealth and good fortune!!
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
someone asked if they could buy this and use it as signage at their table. my answer is ABSOLUTELY YES. i explicitly designed it as something to display at my own table so i would be honoured and thrilled if others did as well!! may it bring you wealth and good fortune!!
Jeez what I wouldn’t give for my youngest kiddo to get this plum writing position. That boy was raised on The Onion and it shows.
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Jeez what I wouldn’t give for my youngest kiddo to get this plum writing position. That boy was raised on The Onion and it shows.
Me, from now until December 25
November 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Me, from now until December 25
Stole this one from Satan over on the hellsite
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Stole this one from Satan over on the hellsite
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There is hope for the future
There was an article in The Guardian a few weeks back about how Gen Z find bookshops preferable to online shopping, and a key factor was that an algorithm will offer you 6000 books identical to the one you just finished whereas a bookseller will offer you three that are different but meet the vibe.
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
There is hope for the future
Belle is ~this~ close to actually sitting with me in a nice cozy spot right beside me but won’t take the final step. #CatsAreSuchWeirdos #cats
Happy snowy #Caturday everyone!
Happy snowy #Caturday everyone!
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Belle is ~this~ close to actually sitting with me in a nice cozy spot right beside me but won’t take the final step. #CatsAreSuchWeirdos #cats
Happy snowy #Caturday everyone!
Happy snowy #Caturday everyone!
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getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
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Okay and now a thread of things MY SHOPMATES made that would make great gifts.
Vavia's made these fluttering bisexuals and they are handmade lampwork artisinal glass and DIVINE at $46.
www.peculiarityshop.com/product-page...
Vavia's made these fluttering bisexuals and they are handmade lampwork artisinal glass and DIVINE at $46.
www.peculiarityshop.com/product-page...
Vavia's Fluttering Bi | Peculiarity Shop
These earrings from Vavia are gorgeous and sparkly, featuring lampwork in bi pride colors! Components: Lampwork from SoulShine Studio & other glass, silverplate, base metal charms, sterling earwir...
www.peculiarityshop.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Okay and now a thread of things MY SHOPMATES made that would make great gifts.
Vavia's made these fluttering bisexuals and they are handmade lampwork artisinal glass and DIVINE at $46.
www.peculiarityshop.com/product-page...
Vavia's made these fluttering bisexuals and they are handmade lampwork artisinal glass and DIVINE at $46.
www.peculiarityshop.com/product-page...
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Psst.
Okay and now a thread of things MY SHOPMATES made that would make great gifts.
Vavia's made these fluttering bisexuals and they are handmade lampwork artisinal glass and DIVINE at $46.
www.peculiarityshop.com/product-page...
Vavia's made these fluttering bisexuals and they are handmade lampwork artisinal glass and DIVINE at $46.
www.peculiarityshop.com/product-page...
Vavia's Fluttering Bi | Peculiarity Shop
These earrings from Vavia are gorgeous and sparkly, featuring lampwork in bi pride colors! Components: Lampwork from SoulShine Studio & other glass, silverplate, base metal charms, sterling earwir...
www.peculiarityshop.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Psst.
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I really need more sales to cover my rent and bills this November/Native American Heritage Month! Buy some beadwork for yourself and for gifting-- every sale helps <33
Boosts also appreciated 💕
Online store → cvkvlv.com
Goal progress in comments ↓
Mvto! (Thank you!)
#Beadwork #MutualAid
Boosts also appreciated 💕
Online store → cvkvlv.com
Goal progress in comments ↓
Mvto! (Thank you!)
#Beadwork #MutualAid
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I really need more sales to cover my rent and bills this November/Native American Heritage Month! Buy some beadwork for yourself and for gifting-- every sale helps <33
Boosts also appreciated 💕
Online store → cvkvlv.com
Goal progress in comments ↓
Mvto! (Thank you!)
#Beadwork #MutualAid
Boosts also appreciated 💕
Online store → cvkvlv.com
Goal progress in comments ↓
Mvto! (Thank you!)
#Beadwork #MutualAid
It took all my willpower not to pledge at the $400 Rowsdower denim jacket level though I still have a month to change my mind.
Calling on all my #MST3K and #RiffTrax pals to pledge to this Kickstarter and make it a reality!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rea...
Calling on all my #MST3K and #RiffTrax pals to pledge to this Kickstarter and make it a reality!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rea...
The Making of THE FINAL SACRIFICE
The Flying Dutchman Tells All: After years of wild rumors & speculation, the director of this MST3K classic comes clean!
www.kickstarter.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
It took all my willpower not to pledge at the $400 Rowsdower denim jacket level though I still have a month to change my mind.
Calling on all my #MST3K and #RiffTrax pals to pledge to this Kickstarter and make it a reality!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rea...
Calling on all my #MST3K and #RiffTrax pals to pledge to this Kickstarter and make it a reality!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rea...
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
October 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Burning Spear
Warren Zevon
Stevie Ray Vaughan
All Them Witches
King Buffalo
Burning Spear
Warren Zevon
Stevie Ray Vaughan
All Them Witches
King Buffalo
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Widespread Panic
Tool
Weezer
Incubus
Buddy Guy
Widespread Panic
Tool
Weezer
Incubus
Buddy Guy
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
- Stevie Ray Vaughan (1990)
- The Replacements (2014)
- Pantera (1992)
- Beastie Boys (1994)
- Def Leppard (1988)
- Stevie Ray Vaughan (1990)
- The Replacements (2014)
- Pantera (1992)
- Beastie Boys (1994)
- Def Leppard (1988)
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Burning Spear
Warren Zevon
Stevie Ray Vaughan
All Them Witches
King Buffalo
Burning Spear
Warren Zevon
Stevie Ray Vaughan
All Them Witches
King Buffalo
Dammit I should have included some hashtags with this post
#autoimmune #chronicillness #MCTD #Sjogrens
#autoimmune #chronicillness #MCTD #Sjogrens
Good morning and yes this is 100% accurate
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Dammit I should have included some hashtags with this post
#autoimmune #chronicillness #MCTD #Sjogrens
#autoimmune #chronicillness #MCTD #Sjogrens
Good morning and yes this is 100% accurate
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Good morning and yes this is 100% accurate
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People at the weed dispensaries this week stocking up for reuniting with their families for Thanksgiving.
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
People at the weed dispensaries this week stocking up for reuniting with their families for Thanksgiving.
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.