Nick Ellis
@nickhalo.bsky.social
Founder and Creative Partner at halostudio.love
CMAT!!!
Astonishing!
Astonishing!
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
CMAT!!!
Astonishing!
Astonishing!
Reposted by Nick Ellis
It's amazing how often I have cause to post this cartoon of mine. Two armchairs vulgarly roasting each other.
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
It's amazing how often I have cause to post this cartoon of mine. Two armchairs vulgarly roasting each other.
Back once again
for the renegade master
D for damager
Power to the people
for the renegade master
D for damager
Power to the people
It's a God awful small affair
To the girl with the mousey hair,
But her mummy is yelling, "No!"
And her daddy has told her to go,
But her friend is no where to be seen.
Now she walks through her sunken dream
To the seats with the clearest view
And she's hooked to the silver screen…
To the girl with the mousey hair,
But her mummy is yelling, "No!"
And her daddy has told her to go,
But her friend is no where to be seen.
Now she walks through her sunken dream
To the seats with the clearest view
And she's hooked to the silver screen…
November 23, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Back once again
for the renegade master
D for damager
Power to the people
for the renegade master
D for damager
Power to the people
Just seen Wet Leg live.
Awesome. Like the Pixies, LCD Sound System and Blondie all mashed together with a whole new take. Real rock star attitude with the songs to back it up.
Awesome. Like the Pixies, LCD Sound System and Blondie all mashed together with a whole new take. Real rock star attitude with the songs to back it up.
November 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Just seen Wet Leg live.
Awesome. Like the Pixies, LCD Sound System and Blondie all mashed together with a whole new take. Real rock star attitude with the songs to back it up.
Awesome. Like the Pixies, LCD Sound System and Blondie all mashed together with a whole new take. Real rock star attitude with the songs to back it up.
Coming from the UK, one gets used to this kind of speculation.
Guys I'm starting to think some weird stuff was happening on that island
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Coming from the UK, one gets used to this kind of speculation.
Best shelf and best light in my home studio.
November 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Best shelf and best light in my home studio.
Honestly, the fucking elite privilege on display here is off the fucking charts.
Please quote tweet this like you’re super mad about it
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Honestly, the fucking elite privilege on display here is off the fucking charts.
Anti-hero joke klaxon
November 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Anti-hero joke klaxon
Re. Halloween
firefighters, police officers, witches, zombies, elves etc. don’t usually wear hot pants. Vampires do wear fishnets though. That seems legit.
firefighters, police officers, witches, zombies, elves etc. don’t usually wear hot pants. Vampires do wear fishnets though. That seems legit.
November 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Re. Halloween
firefighters, police officers, witches, zombies, elves etc. don’t usually wear hot pants. Vampires do wear fishnets though. That seems legit.
firefighters, police officers, witches, zombies, elves etc. don’t usually wear hot pants. Vampires do wear fishnets though. That seems legit.
1. She designed the London Underground map.
2. She can burp the alphabet up to the letter ‘P’.
3. She wears the skin of her victims.
4. She was Hair and Make-up on Red Dwarf.
5. She’s in the Epstein Files.
2. She can burp the alphabet up to the letter ‘P’.
3. She wears the skin of her victims.
4. She was Hair and Make-up on Red Dwarf.
5. She’s in the Epstein Files.
1. She was a founding member of the Red Army Faction.
2. She was an engineer on the channel tunnel.
3. She once sparked our Noel Edmonds.
4. She can put away double figures pints on a night out.
5. She only drinks madri
2. She was an engineer on the channel tunnel.
3. She once sparked our Noel Edmonds.
4. She can put away double figures pints on a night out.
5. She only drinks madri
October 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
1. She designed the London Underground map.
2. She can burp the alphabet up to the letter ‘P’.
3. She wears the skin of her victims.
4. She was Hair and Make-up on Red Dwarf.
5. She’s in the Epstein Files.
2. She can burp the alphabet up to the letter ‘P’.
3. She wears the skin of her victims.
4. She was Hair and Make-up on Red Dwarf.
5. She’s in the Epstein Files.
Friend:
Can you recommend any great graphic novels I should read?
Me: *lists loads of amazing graphic novels my friend would absolutely love*
Friend:
They sound perfect. Which ones can I borrow first?
Me:… you can come over and look at them whilst wearing gloves in a controlled environment
Can you recommend any great graphic novels I should read?
Me: *lists loads of amazing graphic novels my friend would absolutely love*
Friend:
They sound perfect. Which ones can I borrow first?
Me:… you can come over and look at them whilst wearing gloves in a controlled environment
October 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Friend:
Can you recommend any great graphic novels I should read?
Me: *lists loads of amazing graphic novels my friend would absolutely love*
Friend:
They sound perfect. Which ones can I borrow first?
Me:… you can come over and look at them whilst wearing gloves in a controlled environment
Can you recommend any great graphic novels I should read?
Me: *lists loads of amazing graphic novels my friend would absolutely love*
Friend:
They sound perfect. Which ones can I borrow first?
Me:… you can come over and look at them whilst wearing gloves in a controlled environment
Finished Atlas Shrugged.
I wanted to understand what all the fuss is about.
Fuck me, what a didactic hot mess it turned out to.
How do people get through this @dorianlynskey.bsky.social @iandunt.bsky.social ?
I wanted to understand what all the fuss is about.
Fuck me, what a didactic hot mess it turned out to.
How do people get through this @dorianlynskey.bsky.social @iandunt.bsky.social ?
October 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Finished Atlas Shrugged.
I wanted to understand what all the fuss is about.
Fuck me, what a didactic hot mess it turned out to.
How do people get through this @dorianlynskey.bsky.social @iandunt.bsky.social ?
I wanted to understand what all the fuss is about.
Fuck me, what a didactic hot mess it turned out to.
How do people get through this @dorianlynskey.bsky.social @iandunt.bsky.social ?
A kingfisher lives at the bottom of my garden!
October 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
A kingfisher lives at the bottom of my garden!
Reposted by Nick Ellis
Why do so many handwriting fonts look like they'd be written by someone who shouts, "Put the fucking lotion in the basket!"?
October 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Why do so many handwriting fonts look like they'd be written by someone who shouts, "Put the fucking lotion in the basket!"?
I went on a bat walk.
Using a monitor that can hear their clicks as they search for food.
I’m inept and they’re too rapid for me to catch them on film.
But I thought you’d like to hear the sound of a Noctule Bat. The UK’s largest species.
Using a monitor that can hear their clicks as they search for food.
I’m inept and they’re too rapid for me to catch them on film.
But I thought you’d like to hear the sound of a Noctule Bat. The UK’s largest species.
September 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I went on a bat walk.
Using a monitor that can hear their clicks as they search for food.
I’m inept and they’re too rapid for me to catch them on film.
But I thought you’d like to hear the sound of a Noctule Bat. The UK’s largest species.
Using a monitor that can hear their clicks as they search for food.
I’m inept and they’re too rapid for me to catch them on film.
But I thought you’d like to hear the sound of a Noctule Bat. The UK’s largest species.
Giving the client edit privileges to the Google Slides deck.
September 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Giving the client edit privileges to the Google Slides deck.
Reposted by Nick Ellis
Sometimes I worry that I've wasted my life.
Then I think about how many people I've managed to reach through social media, and realise I've probably wasted thousands of lives.
Then I think about how many people I've managed to reach through social media, and realise I've probably wasted thousands of lives.
September 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Sometimes I worry that I've wasted my life.
Then I think about how many people I've managed to reach through social media, and realise I've probably wasted thousands of lives.
Then I think about how many people I've managed to reach through social media, and realise I've probably wasted thousands of lives.
Woke up this morning to discover this stuck to my cheek. Spider season is here.
September 8, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Woke up this morning to discover this stuck to my cheek. Spider season is here.
That can’t be comfortable
September 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
That can’t be comfortable
Judge Fire joins the collection.
Only Mortis to go and we have the four dark judges together at last.
Only Mortis to go and we have the four dark judges together at last.
August 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Judge Fire joins the collection.
Only Mortis to go and we have the four dark judges together at last.
Only Mortis to go and we have the four dark judges together at last.
This post has made me so happy today.
August 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
This post has made me so happy today.
Saw some Warhol yesterday.
August 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Saw some Warhol yesterday.
Saw ‘Boy’ by Ron Mueck today.
Just amazing.
Just amazing.
August 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Saw ‘Boy’ by Ron Mueck today.
Just amazing.
Just amazing.
The Metro completes its transition to provincial newspaper in Kent market town.
July 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The Metro completes its transition to provincial newspaper in Kent market town.