BART
@newmexicobart.bsky.social
Lifelong liberal, artist, actor and musician. Extra Woke. Insomniac.
Animal lover. Please, no chats or DMs.
Animal lover. Please, no chats or DMs.
See you all in about 6 joints.
December 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
See you all in about 6 joints.
We had friends over last night. I drank beyond my capacity. So I had a phlegm attack around midnight. With reluctance, I arose and smoked two joints, and by the time I was done, the excess phelgm had abated.(I use phelgm, as it sounds less gross) I did not hug the porcelain throne.
He's not dead.
He's not dead.
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
We had friends over last night. I drank beyond my capacity. So I had a phlegm attack around midnight. With reluctance, I arose and smoked two joints, and by the time I was done, the excess phelgm had abated.(I use phelgm, as it sounds less gross) I did not hug the porcelain throne.
He's not dead.
He's not dead.
I often wonder of the drug cocktail they administer to vonshitzinpantz to make him appear cognizant. A combo of cocaine, methamphetamine, a bit of old school seconal, a dash of ivermectin.......and salt Peter.
After I wonder on this, I flush it down the toilet so that I may be woke/mindful.
After I wonder on this, I flush it down the toilet so that I may be woke/mindful.
December 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I often wonder of the drug cocktail they administer to vonshitzinpantz to make him appear cognizant. A combo of cocaine, methamphetamine, a bit of old school seconal, a dash of ivermectin.......and salt Peter.
After I wonder on this, I flush it down the toilet so that I may be woke/mindful.
After I wonder on this, I flush it down the toilet so that I may be woke/mindful.
What the fork were you doing?
Just tried lighting a joint with a spoon
December 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
What the fork were you doing?
I shall revisit you folks once properly cannabisized.
Reefer mindfulness.
Reefer madness.
Same thing.
Reefer mindfulness.
Reefer madness.
Same thing.
December 6, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I shall revisit you folks once properly cannabisized.
Reefer mindfulness.
Reefer madness.
Same thing.
Reefer mindfulness.
Reefer madness.
Same thing.
I have returned to regularly playing guitar. Calluses on my fingers coming along nicely. Usually pick for about half an hour. Mostly just creating pleasant chord progressions with accompanying lead melodies within my fingers talent .
reduces blood pressure significantly
reduces blood pressure significantly
a small dog is playing a guitar on a bed next to an amplifier .
ALT: a small dog is playing a guitar on a bed next to an amplifier .
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December 6, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I have returned to regularly playing guitar. Calluses on my fingers coming along nicely. Usually pick for about half an hour. Mostly just creating pleasant chord progressions with accompanying lead melodies within my fingers talent .
reduces blood pressure significantly
reduces blood pressure significantly
If you add stupid to idiotic, and multiply it times moron, you then have created the current republikkklan party.
If you subtract one demented orange pile of rot from aforementioned party, you then have a castrated pool of poisoned misfits who belong in prisons located overseas.
Deep thoughts
If you subtract one demented orange pile of rot from aforementioned party, you then have a castrated pool of poisoned misfits who belong in prisons located overseas.
Deep thoughts
a man wearing glasses and a suit says i know
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a suit says i know
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December 6, 2025 at 10:03 AM
If you add stupid to idiotic, and multiply it times moron, you then have created the current republikkklan party.
If you subtract one demented orange pile of rot from aforementioned party, you then have a castrated pool of poisoned misfits who belong in prisons located overseas.
Deep thoughts
If you subtract one demented orange pile of rot from aforementioned party, you then have a castrated pool of poisoned misfits who belong in prisons located overseas.
Deep thoughts
As time it trickles steady as she goes
My rhymes are fickle, as everyone knows
Labors of love, or admissions of boredom
The orange baboon, a fan of whoredom
Inspires the worst, bottom of barrel
Mock the brain worm, and his wifey Cheryl
Now time for cannabis.
Namaste
My rhymes are fickle, as everyone knows
Labors of love, or admissions of boredom
The orange baboon, a fan of whoredom
Inspires the worst, bottom of barrel
Mock the brain worm, and his wifey Cheryl
Now time for cannabis.
Namaste
a man with a beard wearing sunglasses and a turtleneck
ALT: a man with a beard wearing sunglasses and a turtleneck
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:56 AM
As time it trickles steady as she goes
My rhymes are fickle, as everyone knows
Labors of love, or admissions of boredom
The orange baboon, a fan of whoredom
Inspires the worst, bottom of barrel
Mock the brain worm, and his wifey Cheryl
Now time for cannabis.
Namaste
My rhymes are fickle, as everyone knows
Labors of love, or admissions of boredom
The orange baboon, a fan of whoredom
Inspires the worst, bottom of barrel
Mock the brain worm, and his wifey Cheryl
Now time for cannabis.
Namaste
What happens when you put fox news in charge of everyphucking thing?
Nothing good.
Swollen ankles, bruised hand, idiot banter, pale pallor, it shouldn't be long now.
Nothing good.
Swollen ankles, bruised hand, idiot banter, pale pallor, it shouldn't be long now.
donald trump is sitting on a throne wearing a crown and an american flag outfit
ALT: donald trump is sitting on a throne wearing a crown and an american flag outfit
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December 6, 2025 at 9:49 AM
What happens when you put fox news in charge of everyphucking thing?
Nothing good.
Swollen ankles, bruised hand, idiot banter, pale pallor, it shouldn't be long now.
Nothing good.
Swollen ankles, bruised hand, idiot banter, pale pallor, it shouldn't be long now.
The constant stupidity is tantamount to having a worm eating a part of your brain.
Everything so stupid, also the worst person in the Nuzzi scandal got to keep his cabinet appointment
December 6, 2025 at 9:46 AM
The constant stupidity is tantamount to having a worm eating a part of your brain.
These idiot criminals are infuriating as their rationalization skills they rely upon was developed in adolescence. That is as far as they got in life.
Mockler: One of the administration's primary arguments was that these boats were an imminent threat to the United States.
Lambert: They are
Mockler: They were not heading to the United States
Lambert: They are
Mockler: They were not heading to the United States
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 AM
These idiot criminals are infuriating as their rationalization skills they rely upon was developed in adolescence. That is as far as they got in life.
The only thing I have to say is Whodathunkit?
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The only thing I have to say is Whodathunkit?
Worthy
December 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Worthy
I need a new form of cannabis. Republikkklan lunacy demands that 30+THC is not adequately countering the ill effects of all this scumbaggedness. Truly mind bending.
In the interim, I will keep employing the 30+THC as my insufficient coping mechanism.
Any more news on the 31,000 votes?
In the interim, I will keep employing the 30+THC as my insufficient coping mechanism.
Any more news on the 31,000 votes?
a man wearing a hat is making a funny face and says don t ever get pocket ulted bro .
ALT: a man wearing a hat is making a funny face and says don t ever get pocket ulted bro .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I need a new form of cannabis. Republikkklan lunacy demands that 30+THC is not adequately countering the ill effects of all this scumbaggedness. Truly mind bending.
In the interim, I will keep employing the 30+THC as my insufficient coping mechanism.
Any more news on the 31,000 votes?
In the interim, I will keep employing the 30+THC as my insufficient coping mechanism.
Any more news on the 31,000 votes?
The supremely corrupted court is excited to present their next example of corruption, allowing Texas and the governor with the crippled mind to steal 5 seats.
Next up, they will no doubt undo the legally acquired California 5 seats.
All this would make a great horror novel.
Where we are.
Next up, they will no doubt undo the legally acquired California 5 seats.
All this would make a great horror novel.
Where we are.
This Is Kangaroo Court GIF
ALT: This Is Kangaroo Court GIF
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December 5, 2025 at 10:32 AM
The supremely corrupted court is excited to present their next example of corruption, allowing Texas and the governor with the crippled mind to steal 5 seats.
Next up, they will no doubt undo the legally acquired California 5 seats.
All this would make a great horror novel.
Where we are.
Next up, they will no doubt undo the legally acquired California 5 seats.
All this would make a great horror novel.
Where we are.
Worserer and worserer every day.
December 5, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Worserer and worserer every day.
Empty soul borrowing sleaze to fill void within.
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Empty soul borrowing sleaze to fill void within.
SUPREMELY CORRUPTED COURT DEEP THROATS VONSHITZINPANTZ AGAIN.
It's unbelievable how corrupt the Supreme Court is. It's insane that we are letting them get away with it. They are taking away all of our rights.
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 AM
SUPREMELY CORRUPTED COURT DEEP THROATS VONSHITZINPANTZ AGAIN.
Trichome treat!
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Trichome treat!
Truth Bomb.
December 5, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Truth Bomb.
Canine multi tasking
December 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Canine multi tasking
A beauty.
December 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
A beauty.
Adam, talk is cheap, plus we already know what is happening, because it is happening to US. Not to members of congress, not to members of the Senate. You all have food, you all have healthcare, you all have stocks to manipulate to insure a long and prosperous retirement fully funded.
Action, amigo.
Action, amigo.
This is where we are now. Families are starving in the wealthiest nation in the world.
Meanwhile the president is intentionally trying to cut off food for hungry people who live in states that did not vote for him.
It's not just immoral — it's un-American.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/u...
Meanwhile the president is intentionally trying to cut off food for hungry people who live in states that did not vote for him.
It's not just immoral — it's un-American.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/u...
Agriculture Dept. Threatens to Withhold Food Stamps From Democratic States
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Adam, talk is cheap, plus we already know what is happening, because it is happening to US. Not to members of congress, not to members of the Senate. You all have food, you all have healthcare, you all have stocks to manipulate to insure a long and prosperous retirement fully funded.
Action, amigo.
Action, amigo.
Tom Cotton is telling stupid lies, or Tom Cotton is stupid and attempting to tell lies.
Either way, he is shameful.
Either way, he is shameful.
December 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Tom Cotton is telling stupid lies, or Tom Cotton is stupid and attempting to tell lies.
Either way, he is shameful.
Either way, he is shameful.
Petty jealousy
BREAKING: Cabinet members disturbed by the President's insistence that he hold Sec of State Marco Rubio, when he naps.
#DonaldTrump
#DonaldTrump
December 4, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Petty jealousy