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e.x. weis (He/They) | Writer | Artist | Knife Crimes Enthusiast 🗡 I like succubi and cyberpunk. Hail Sithis. 🏴

FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE 🗡

💾 Website: https://neuroknives.com/
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.ex//weis @neuroknives.com · Sep 18
Hi, I'm e.x.weis and I draw pinups and comics and write short fiction. You can find my work on neuroknives.com and you can support me on the following platforms if you like what I do:

www.patreon.com/exweis
buymeacoffee.com/neuroknives
ko-fi.com/exweis
An illustration of Reika Karpov. She's leaning towards the viewer, one arm down and out of frame, and the other is up and to her left--the viewers right--as if pinning the viewer to the wall. She's looking at them intently and saying, "I won't bite... Much." pinup illustration of my cyborg mercenary OC, Ash Adhoc, standing in a foaming pool of glitchy water. She has one a red and pink striped bikini and is using her prosthetic arms to tease at the strings on her bottoms. Cover for the first "issue" of the web comic Smoke Breaks, featuring a black and white illustration of Reika Karpov, a busty woman with black hair, red eyes, and lips. She's smoking a cigarette and the title of the comic is rising from the smoke. Pinup illustration of my succubus assassin OC, Reika Karpov. She's standing in waist high ocean water, wearing a black bikini with PCB computer print. There's blood in the water around her, and on her hands, indicating that once again she has committed some kind of a murder.
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basically what it felt like to read or watch news while I was sick this past month

neuroknives.com/posts/SmokeB...

#comic #webcomic #art #digitalart
Five panel comic of my OC, Reika, aka Eris. She's at home sick. Panel 1: her phone is vibrating. Panel 2: she answers it, saying "moshi mosh." A voice on the other end of the line asks "Eris! You filming today?" Panel 3: A close up of Reika's mouth as she replies, "No. I"m not coming in." Then, "I'm sick." The voice on the other end of the line says, "Okay." Panel 4: The voice says "just don't watch the news." Similar close up of Reika's mouth as she asks, exasperatedly, "Oh, Christ. What now?" Panel 5: Reika is bundled up on her couch with a thermometer in her mouth. The TV is on, illumnating the room from off screen. Voices from the TV can be heard, speech bubbles indicating as much say the following: "Mister president! Don't eat that baby!" and "Little babies! Oh, I love the little babies! Their soft little skulls" which is accompanied by crunching sound fx. The final speech bubble, coming from some kind of political pundit on TV, says, "Enough with the woke moralizing! There is nothing in the constitution that says the president can't eat babies." Reika is staring off into the middle distance, consumed by the delirium of her flu, while the horror of the news washes over her.
February 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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neuroknives.com
New month, new ask:
If you like my art or comics or any of that, would you please consider joining my Patreon? Tiers as low as $1! Get your name on a list (of supporters on my site), see a boob, maybe (terms and conditions apply).

www.patreon.com/cw/exweis

#comics #webcomics #art #digitalart
Five panel comic of my OC, Reika, aka Eris. She's at home sick. Panel 1: her phone is vibrating. Panel 2: she answers it, saying "moshi mosh." A voice on the other end of the line asks "Eris! You filming today?" Panel 3: A close up of Reika's mouth as she replies, "No. I"m not coming in." Then, "I'm sick." The voice on the other end of the line says, "Okay." Panel 4: The voice says "just don't watch the news." Similar close up of Reika's mouth as she asks, exasperatedly, "Oh, Christ. What now?" Panel 5: Reika is bundled up on her couch with a thermometer in her mouth. The TV is on, illumnating the room from off screen. Voices from the TV can be heard, speech bubbles indicating as much say the following: "Mister president! Don't eat that baby!" and "Little babies! Oh, I love the little babies! Their soft little skulls" which is accompanied by crunching sound fx. The final speech bubble, coming from some kind of political pundit on TV, says, "Enough with the woke moralizing! There is nothing in the constitution that says the president can't eat babies." Reika is staring off into the middle distance, consumed by the delirium of her flu, while the horror of the news washes over her. A drawing of my OC, Reika Karpov, sitting at a desk next to a window in the style of the LoFi Girl image. She's writing notes in a notepad while she watches/edits smut of herself. The expression on her face indicates that she's bored by this process. Illustration of a woman with green hair and cybernetic prosthetic arms. She has on a choker necklace, jean shorts, and a digicamo sports bra. A large missile launcher hangs from a strap over her shoulder. She's holding up and looking at her phone while something behind her explodes. A chat box is layered over the top left of the screen, her chat is making fun of her for blowing up the wrong building. A five panel comic featuring my OC, Reika Karpov aka Eris Akiyama. It's about her employment history--but also how I feel about working. Panel 1 has you sitting across the desk from her, in the POV of a potential employer. She has her hand on her cheek and she's resting her breasts on the desk. The narrative text, from her POV, reads: "It's not like I haven't tried anything else..." Then from off panel, the employer says, "Let's take a look at your..." The reader's gaze moves from that word balloon to the resume clutched in hand completing the sentence by reading the word Resume. Panels 2, 3, and 4, illustrate three different jobs and the reasons Reika was fired from them. In 2 she is a barista and she throws coffee into a police officers face while yelling "fuck off pig!" In 3 she is a pizza delivery girl for a company called Deep Dick Pizza--she is fired for having sex with the customer, but in this version, the panel is censored. She says, "If you don't tip now I'll kill you." In panel 4, she is working as a gas station attendant and has set fire two two men in their car. The word bubbles here read "Burn!" and "Nazi scum!" The final panel returns us to the office where her interview is being conducted. The employer is pointing towards the door and saying "You should be in prison! Get out!" Reika is doing the eto bleh face and pose. the final narrative text reads "... but that's okay. I know what I'm good at."
February 2, 2026 at 11:51 PM
neuroknives.com
New month, new ask:
If you like my art or comics or any of that, would you please consider joining my Patreon? Tiers as low as $1! Get your name on a list (of supporters on my site), see a boob, maybe (terms and conditions apply).

www.patreon.com/cw/exweis

#comics #webcomics #art #digitalart
Five panel comic of my OC, Reika, aka Eris. She's at home sick. Panel 1: her phone is vibrating. Panel 2: she answers it, saying "moshi mosh." A voice on the other end of the line asks "Eris! You filming today?" Panel 3: A close up of Reika's mouth as she replies, "No. I"m not coming in." Then, "I'm sick." The voice on the other end of the line says, "Okay." Panel 4: The voice says "just don't watch the news." Similar close up of Reika's mouth as she asks, exasperatedly, "Oh, Christ. What now?" Panel 5: Reika is bundled up on her couch with a thermometer in her mouth. The TV is on, illumnating the room from off screen. Voices from the TV can be heard, speech bubbles indicating as much say the following: "Mister president! Don't eat that baby!" and "Little babies! Oh, I love the little babies! Their soft little skulls" which is accompanied by crunching sound fx. The final speech bubble, coming from some kind of political pundit on TV, says, "Enough with the woke moralizing! There is nothing in the constitution that says the president can't eat babies." Reika is staring off into the middle distance, consumed by the delirium of her flu, while the horror of the news washes over her. A drawing of my OC, Reika Karpov, sitting at a desk next to a window in the style of the LoFi Girl image. She's writing notes in a notepad while she watches/edits smut of herself. The expression on her face indicates that she's bored by this process. Illustration of a woman with green hair and cybernetic prosthetic arms. She has on a choker necklace, jean shorts, and a digicamo sports bra. A large missile launcher hangs from a strap over her shoulder. She's holding up and looking at her phone while something behind her explodes. A chat box is layered over the top left of the screen, her chat is making fun of her for blowing up the wrong building. A five panel comic featuring my OC, Reika Karpov aka Eris Akiyama. It's about her employment history--but also how I feel about working. Panel 1 has you sitting across the desk from her, in the POV of a potential employer. She has her hand on her cheek and she's resting her breasts on the desk. The narrative text, from her POV, reads: "It's not like I haven't tried anything else..." Then from off panel, the employer says, "Let's take a look at your..." The reader's gaze moves from that word balloon to the resume clutched in hand completing the sentence by reading the word Resume. Panels 2, 3, and 4, illustrate three different jobs and the reasons Reika was fired from them. In 2 she is a barista and she throws coffee into a police officers face while yelling "fuck off pig!" In 3 she is a pizza delivery girl for a company called Deep Dick Pizza--she is fired for having sex with the customer, but in this version, the panel is censored. She says, "If you don't tip now I'll kill you." In panel 4, she is working as a gas station attendant and has set fire two two men in their car. The word bubbles here read "Burn!" and "Nazi scum!" The final panel returns us to the office where her interview is being conducted. The employer is pointing towards the door and saying "You should be in prison! Get out!" Reika is doing the eto bleh face and pose. the final narrative text reads "... but that's okay. I know what I'm good at."
February 2, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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neveronbrand.bsky.social
This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.
Man on a local news street interview: The earth is a resort for like 500 rich people and the rest of us are just the staff.
February 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
neuroknives.com
You know what? Fuck you

*Mikiri counters your penis*
February 2, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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neuroknives.com
Hi, I'm e.x.weis and I draw pinups and comics and write short fiction. You can find my work on neuroknives.com and you can support me on the following platforms if you like what I do:

www.patreon.com/exweis
buymeacoffee.com/neuroknives
ko-fi.com/exweis
An illustration of Reika Karpov. She's leaning towards the viewer, one arm down and out of frame, and the other is up and to her left--the viewers right--as if pinning the viewer to the wall. She's looking at them intently and saying, "I won't bite... Much." pinup illustration of my cyborg mercenary OC, Ash Adhoc, standing in a foaming pool of glitchy water. She has one a red and pink striped bikini and is using her prosthetic arms to tease at the strings on her bottoms. Cover for the first "issue" of the web comic Smoke Breaks, featuring a black and white illustration of Reika Karpov, a busty woman with black hair, red eyes, and lips. She's smoking a cigarette and the title of the comic is rising from the smoke. Pinup illustration of my succubus assassin OC, Reika Karpov. She's standing in waist high ocean water, wearing a black bikini with PCB computer print. There's blood in the water around her, and on her hands, indicating that once again she has committed some kind of a murder.
September 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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mightyatom.bsky.social
Seeing artists get “what is this style called” flings me into despair… on one hand it’s a type of adaption for tag based social media, on the other hand the style is called that person’s fucking drawings!!! That style is called BEING ALIVE
February 1, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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aurahack.ca
imagine my surprise to find out a rampant transphobe and all-around bastard of a person is not actually acting to "protect children" or feminism or whatever the fuck but is just trying to maintain status in the Global Pedophile club
picklebee.bsky.social Beth 💜 @picklebee.bsky.social · 2d
JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
February 1, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
get it right
3 panel comic Panel 1: A Pink Guy has spray painted the words “All billionaires are scum” on a blue wall. Pleased with his work, he looks at the reader and gives a thumbs up. Panel 2: An Orange Guy comes into shot and snatches the can of spray paint out of the Pink Guy’s hand. He looks angry and yells “Hey!” Panel 3: The Orange Guy has changed the message so it now reads “All billionaires are scumbag pedophiles. Both the Pink Guy and the Orange Guy give the reader a thumbs up.
January 31, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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*extremely loud incorrect buzzer*
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 3d
"Go back and play Morrowind and tell me that’s the game you want to play again," said Bruce Nesmith, who worked for Bethesda for over 17 years, adding that playing The Elder Scrolls 3 "would not stand the test of time." https://bit.ly/4q4GoKh
February 1, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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basically what it felt like to read or watch news while I was sick this past month

neuroknives.com/posts/SmokeB...

#comic #webcomic #art #digitalart
Five panel comic of my OC, Reika, aka Eris. She's at home sick. Panel 1: her phone is vibrating. Panel 2: she answers it, saying "moshi mosh." A voice on the other end of the line asks "Eris! You filming today?" Panel 3: A close up of Reika's mouth as she replies, "No. I"m not coming in." Then, "I'm sick." The voice on the other end of the line says, "Okay." Panel 4: The voice says "just don't watch the news." Similar close up of Reika's mouth as she asks, exasperatedly, "Oh, Christ. What now?" Panel 5: Reika is bundled up on her couch with a thermometer in her mouth. The TV is on, illumnating the room from off screen. Voices from the TV can be heard, speech bubbles indicating as much say the following: "Mister president! Don't eat that baby!" and "Little babies! Oh, I love the little babies! Their soft little skulls" which is accompanied by crunching sound fx. The final speech bubble, coming from some kind of political pundit on TV, says, "Enough with the woke moralizing! There is nothing in the constitution that says the president can't eat babies." Reika is staring off into the middle distance, consumed by the delirium of her flu, while the horror of the news washes over her.
February 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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guntoucher.bsky.social
[click] nice, lets see what the Technology Connections guy has to say about the state of solar tech!

[1hr20 later] 👀

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...
January 30, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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kendrawcandraw.bsky.social
Me: If I post any NSFW art I might lose job opportunities or even have my payment methods or bank accounts frozen
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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"No one is that cartoonishly evil. Evil is more mundane than that."

Turns out it's a both and situation.
January 31, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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envinyon.bsky.social
"AI is a tool of fascism" really needs to start being one of the primary talking points
January 30, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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Jadwiga’s design feels like Bandai Namco has direct access to some folders on my PC that they shouldn’t have seen
January 30, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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citizenio.bsky.social
January 29, 2026 at 7:40 PM
neuroknives.com
"I know what kind of man you are" is a shit meme.

A lot of erotic art is made by women and trans folk. I guarantee you do not know what "kind of man" anyone you are saying this to actually is.

Also, not all erotic art is made for gooning.

Some of it is for cooming.

thank you for your time.
January 29, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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Some games these days just have way too many dang particle effects
January 29, 2026 at 3:41 PM
neuroknives.com
re: patreon news (again)

I'm not leaving patreon as it's still where most of my money comes from, but:

1. please only sign up via web browser. Do not use the app
2. there are other places you can tip me/support me: for example, I have an art book and an art pack available on itch.
January 28, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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sharkabytes.bsky.social
Happy 25th birthday to Bungie's Oni 🔥

We're wedged right in between it rolling out in Europe and North America on PC, Mac and PS2. So, after sharing some last week, I'll get some more Oni love in with some cool wallpapers on a magazine CDROM from the time.
A collage wallpaper of illustrations and a render of protag Konoko posed with her pistol A wallpaper of Konoko armed with a belt fed machine gun looking yummily more muscular and rugged in a ripped and torn bodysuit
January 28, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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This but also add live service seasonal content, gacha mechanics, and loot boxes to the list.

It’s all late stage capitalist trash.
elouyn.me Elouyn 💖 Erudition Incarnate @elouyn.me · 7d
STOP PLAYING ARC RAIDERS.
STOP PLAYING BATTLEFIELD.
STOP PLAYING CALL OF DUTY.
STOP PLAYING CLOUDHEIM.
STOP PLAYING HEARTOPIA.
STOP PLAYING JUMP SPACE.
STOP PLAYING ONCE HUMAN.
STOP PLAYING THE ALTERS.
STOP PLAYING THE FINALS.
STOP PLAYING WHERE WINDS MEET.

STOP PLAYING GEN-AI SLOP. PLEASE.
January 28, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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Hearts won't be the only thing 😏
January 27, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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alexisflower.bsky.social
the comments of any product remotely using AI are 1000 people booing then one dork going "To simply dismiss a new technology out of hand is tantamount to" drowned out by fart noises
January 27, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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goblingalpalrazii.bsky.social
January 27, 2026 at 3:47 PM