Old Man Green (he/him)
@neurocrusty.bsky.social
Owen Green for those who don’t like anonymous accounts. Hot old guy with ADHD and the Tism Rizz. Liberals would call me too far left. I like to think I’m just a decent human.
Cats. Concerts. Cunnilingus.
Cats. Concerts. Cunnilingus.
Does anyone want a big honkin' L-shaped desk with a hutch? Free to a good home. Or a bad one. I honestly don't give a fuck. I just want it out of here soon.
December 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Does anyone want a big honkin' L-shaped desk with a hutch? Free to a good home. Or a bad one. I honestly don't give a fuck. I just want it out of here soon.
My brother - *demonstrates how he uses his treadmill while on Zoom calls*
Me - "So do you keep your hands in view or does everyone think you're jerking it to them?"
Me - "So do you keep your hands in view or does everyone think you're jerking it to them?"
December 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
My brother - *demonstrates how he uses his treadmill while on Zoom calls*
Me - "So do you keep your hands in view or does everyone think you're jerking it to them?"
Me - "So do you keep your hands in view or does everyone think you're jerking it to them?"
Now that I'm feeling more mentally healthy I'm curious how much entertainment I can get from this. ngl.link/neurocrusty
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
December 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Now that I'm feeling more mentally healthy I'm curious how much entertainment I can get from this. ngl.link/neurocrusty
No he just gave Israel billions to do it for him.
December 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
No he just gave Israel billions to do it for him.
The top guy has noticed he's suddenly a lot more popular in the office.
After putting in 65 hours of condom research — considering more than 100 options and interviewing 10 experts — we’ve identified the six best ones so you can find what works for you. nyti.ms/4rCcU8e
December 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The top guy has noticed he's suddenly a lot more popular in the office.
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They couldn't have done 4 more hours?
After putting in 65 hours of condom research — considering more than 100 options and interviewing 10 experts — we’ve identified the six best ones so you can find what works for you. nyti.ms/4rCcU8e
December 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
They couldn't have done 4 more hours?
I just learned from my brother that in Australia every voter gets a free sausage after they vote.
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I just learned from my brother that in Australia every voter gets a free sausage after they vote.
I have a new computer workstation that needs to be assembled. Anyone have a desire to do that for me? Will make it worth your time.
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I have a new computer workstation that needs to be assembled. Anyone have a desire to do that for me? Will make it worth your time.
If I'm cold you all must be freezing!
December 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If I'm cold you all must be freezing!
"Hi, this is CRA. We're calling you unexpectedly first thing in the morning regarding XYZ Inc. of which you are a representative. Would you please answer these 5 skill testing questions to prove you are who we say you are?"
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
"Hi, this is CRA. We're calling you unexpectedly first thing in the morning regarding XYZ Inc. of which you are a representative. Would you please answer these 5 skill testing questions to prove you are who we say you are?"
Programmed the coffee maker for a full pot tomorrow morning. Shit is gonna get real.
December 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Programmed the coffee maker for a full pot tomorrow morning. Shit is gonna get real.
It's going to be funny if the key to me being successful in business is that I'm insane.
December 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
It's going to be funny if the key to me being successful in business is that I'm insane.
I got started early on my dive into 2025 albums I missed when they came out. Some faves:
wet keg
HAIM
King Gizzard
Suede
Mavis Staples
Cass McCombs
Hit me up with more albums I may have missed.
wet keg
HAIM
King Gizzard
Suede
Mavis Staples
Cass McCombs
Hit me up with more albums I may have missed.
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I got started early on my dive into 2025 albums I missed when they came out. Some faves:
wet keg
HAIM
King Gizzard
Suede
Mavis Staples
Cass McCombs
Hit me up with more albums I may have missed.
wet keg
HAIM
King Gizzard
Suede
Mavis Staples
Cass McCombs
Hit me up with more albums I may have missed.
This time last year I couldn't get out of bed before 10. Now I can't seem to stay in bed after 5. 🫠
December 2, 2025 at 11:59 AM
This time last year I couldn't get out of bed before 10. Now I can't seem to stay in bed after 5. 🫠
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I wonder if these people will ever pause and contemplate if the socially prescribed gender binary itself is a problem. Or nah.
"the issue isn’t that we need more 'boy-friendly' reforms. It’s that boys are socialized to compete only with boys and to read girls’ success as illegitimate or emasculating. The result is dissonance, resentment, and disengagement for boys—and hostile climates for girls."
time.com/7335723/auto...
time.com/7335723/auto...
The Real Way Schools are Failing Boys
“If we really want boys to succeed, we need to ensure that they know how to both beat—and lose— to girls."
time.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I wonder if these people will ever pause and contemplate if the socially prescribed gender binary itself is a problem. Or nah.
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coffee isn’t enough i need to be put inside a giant rock tumbler
December 2, 2025 at 11:49 AM
coffee isn’t enough i need to be put inside a giant rock tumbler
Don't mind me. Just woke up at 4 and decided I may as well clean the house.
December 2, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Don't mind me. Just woke up at 4 and decided I may as well clean the house.
I detected a "look" when I told my hairdresser I wanted to grow my hair back out because I miss being able to twirl it around my fingers.
December 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I detected a "look" when I told my hairdresser I wanted to grow my hair back out because I miss being able to twirl it around my fingers.
The fact the state of the province is a chamber of commerce event says everything you need to know about who matters in this province.
December 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The fact the state of the province is a chamber of commerce event says everything you need to know about who matters in this province.
To put this list in some perspective...I was the top listener of Blue Rodeo (1 out of over 12000).
December 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
To put this list in some perspective...I was the top listener of Blue Rodeo (1 out of over 12000).
As was entirely predictable (to everyone but me apparently) the cats ran off with all the pieces from my Lego advent calendars (yes plural. sigh).
Elsa and her penguin have been rescued. But Babu Frik is still MIA.
Elsa and her penguin have been rescued. But Babu Frik is still MIA.
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
As was entirely predictable (to everyone but me apparently) the cats ran off with all the pieces from my Lego advent calendars (yes plural. sigh).
Elsa and her penguin have been rescued. But Babu Frik is still MIA.
Elsa and her penguin have been rescued. But Babu Frik is still MIA.
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Dear noam chomsky,
how do u get someone to like u like u instead of just liking u
how do u get someone to like u like u instead of just liking u
May 6, 2023 at 8:31 PM
Dear noam chomsky,
how do u get someone to like u like u instead of just liking u
how do u get someone to like u like u instead of just liking u
Jingle Bell Heist looks like delightful Xmas trash.
November 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Jingle Bell Heist looks like delightful Xmas trash.
Did I ask @blightedstars.bsky.social to bring me another coffee when they came to borrow my car? Yes.
Am I currently over caffeinated and vibrating? Also yes.
Am I currently over caffeinated and vibrating? Also yes.
a boy talking to an owl with the words " how much caffeine you have today " below it
Alt: a boy talking to an owl with the words " how much caffeine you have today " below it
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Did I ask @blightedstars.bsky.social to bring me another coffee when they came to borrow my car? Yes.
Am I currently over caffeinated and vibrating? Also yes.
Am I currently over caffeinated and vibrating? Also yes.