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The Walking Dead (he/him)

@neurocrusty.bsky.social

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Hot old guy with ADHD and the Tism Rizz. Liberals would call me too far left. I like to think I’m just a decent human. Cats. Concerts. Cunnilingus.

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The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 1h

My psychologist wants me to socialize more. She also discouraged me from napping.

If I start having nap dates with friends I feel like it's a grey area that she will have to concede.

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 2h

It makes sense Trudeau would date Katie Perry since he’s all about things that aren’t remotely progressive but some people seem to think are.

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 6h

Perhaps for today’s artistic break I’ll write an essay on the metaphorical significance of the half eaten McDonald’s apple turnover I stole from my parents in my dream.

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 6h

You have your heat on.

My windows are still open.

We are not the same.

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 15h

I love when Buck makes that noise that sounds like a goat right before he says something.

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 15h

I’m really doing well mentally and think I’ll turn on the hockey game. I hope Mark Carney’s having a nice night.

You've been kidnapped
Your kidnappers allow you keep posting on social media to pretend everything is alright.
What would you post that would alarm your followers, without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help?

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 1d

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 16h

Kirky!!!

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 16h

That one is a classic.

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 16h

Yeah they saved the really cringey stuff for that random actor.

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 16h

Has anyone considered that the key to Springer’s turnaround is not being in cringey TD ads this year?

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 16h

Guess the boos don’t bother George.

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 16h

Now that we have a 3 run lead I may wait a few innings. Lol

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 17h

Lol. Maybe my legs instead?!

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 17h

I’m taking full credit.

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 17h

You’re welcome #bluejays fans.

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 17h

Shaved the playoff beard to change the vibes.

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 17h

Shaved the playoff beard to change the vibes.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22h

Seems like something massive spiders that mean people harm would say

New study suggests the massive spiders are gentle giants, mean people no harm

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 18h

I don’t think I’m eligible for that because I already got moral superiority.

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 18h

I’ve already got youthful looks, pattern recognition and funny. What other good one should I ask for?

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 18h

What happens if I already have the ‘tism? I go for my shot Friday and don’t want to lose it.

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 21h

One of the cats put lego in my shoe. At least it wasn’t vomit.

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 1d

I’m plowing through it. Lol

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 1d

The title should be "The tech billionaires are doom causing. Yes we should be worried."

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 1d

boy dinner is eating your feelings