Some Dude
@networkmonkey.bsky.social
Just an extremely introverted asshole cruising through life on my motorcycle. Working to live and snuggling my pup when not working.
Fuck racism. Fuck bigotry. Fuck hate. Life's too short for that shit.
Not really into DMs nor human interaction.
Fuck racism. Fuck bigotry. Fuck hate. Life's too short for that shit.
Not really into DMs nor human interaction.
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Good Monday BlueSky. I’m wearing fresh crabby pants for this shit-tasticale week. Suit up!
February 16, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Good Monday BlueSky. I’m wearing fresh crabby pants for this shit-tasticale week. Suit up!
Your brain was designed to get your through life on a savanna in the Serengeti, not deal with shitloads of information bombarding you on a screen.
Put down the phone. Turn off the computer. Go touch grass. You're not getting out of this life alive, so minimize your stress.
Put down the phone. Turn off the computer. Go touch grass. You're not getting out of this life alive, so minimize your stress.
Your brain wasn’t built to hold this much information | Richard Cytowic
YouTube video by Big Think
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February 16, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Your brain was designed to get your through life on a savanna in the Serengeti, not deal with shitloads of information bombarding you on a screen.
Put down the phone. Turn off the computer. Go touch grass. You're not getting out of this life alive, so minimize your stress.
Put down the phone. Turn off the computer. Go touch grass. You're not getting out of this life alive, so minimize your stress.
Well. . .cute.
Discord's Disturbing Ties to Global Surveillance | ID Verification, Palantir, & Thiel
YouTube video by Gamers Nexus
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February 15, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Well. . .cute.
Me when my favorite coffee roastery posts a sign banning federal immigration agents.
a man on a boat with the words take my money on the bottom
ALT: a man on a boat with the words take my money on the bottom
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Me when my favorite coffee roastery posts a sign banning federal immigration agents.
I have entered the stage of life where I need readers because my arms are too short to be able to read small print.
Didn't mind the great hair. Didn't mind the constantly cracking joints. Not real thrilled with the sight going downhill. 🙄
Didn't mind the great hair. Didn't mind the constantly cracking joints. Not real thrilled with the sight going downhill. 🙄
February 10, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I have entered the stage of life where I need readers because my arms are too short to be able to read small print.
Didn't mind the great hair. Didn't mind the constantly cracking joints. Not real thrilled with the sight going downhill. 🙄
Didn't mind the great hair. Didn't mind the constantly cracking joints. Not real thrilled with the sight going downhill. 🙄
I predict that in around 2 to 3 years, the illusion created by the AI bubble will shatter, the economy will crash as a result, and the billionaires will be insulated in their own little nation.
February 9, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I predict that in around 2 to 3 years, the illusion created by the AI bubble will shatter, the economy will crash as a result, and the billionaires will be insulated in their own little nation.
Rum and coffee to go with breakfast.
YUM!
YUM!
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Rum and coffee to go with breakfast.
YUM!
YUM!
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That first response…
February 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
That first response…
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Cartoon by
Richard Kirkman
Richard Kirkman
February 8, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Cartoon by
Richard Kirkman
Richard Kirkman
World: *insane shit show day after day*
Me: Oh look! Yummy food! You never let me down food. You make me happy and make me feel all warm and fuzzy and content. Just like booze. *eyes booze*
I'm starting to think I may have an unhealthy relationship or two in my life. 🤷
Me: Oh look! Yummy food! You never let me down food. You make me happy and make me feel all warm and fuzzy and content. Just like booze. *eyes booze*
I'm starting to think I may have an unhealthy relationship or two in my life. 🤷
February 7, 2026 at 3:32 AM
World: *insane shit show day after day*
Me: Oh look! Yummy food! You never let me down food. You make me happy and make me feel all warm and fuzzy and content. Just like booze. *eyes booze*
I'm starting to think I may have an unhealthy relationship or two in my life. 🤷
Me: Oh look! Yummy food! You never let me down food. You make me happy and make me feel all warm and fuzzy and content. Just like booze. *eyes booze*
I'm starting to think I may have an unhealthy relationship or two in my life. 🤷
Strip poker:
When you lose, you win. 😏
When you lose, you win. 😏
February 6, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Strip poker:
When you lose, you win. 😏
When you lose, you win. 😏
It seems a large portion of this administration seems to forget that when their music stops, the security details they hide behind will vanish.
Amusing, yet sad. And some of them have kids that will have to endure endless ridicule for their shitbaggery.
Amusing, yet sad. And some of them have kids that will have to endure endless ridicule for their shitbaggery.
a man is drinking from a cup and talking to another man .
ALT: a man is drinking from a cup and talking to another man .
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:34 AM
It seems a large portion of this administration seems to forget that when their music stops, the security details they hide behind will vanish.
Amusing, yet sad. And some of them have kids that will have to endure endless ridicule for their shitbaggery.
Amusing, yet sad. And some of them have kids that will have to endure endless ridicule for their shitbaggery.
Old boss: "You just made a 'your mother' joke in front of your new leadership."
Me: "Yes. And?"
Old boss: . . .
Me: "Hey, these assholes asked to be in charge of this circus. Not my fault they didn't realize the lions come along with it. Let the face-eating commence!"
Me: "Yes. And?"
Old boss: . . .
Me: "Hey, these assholes asked to be in charge of this circus. Not my fault they didn't realize the lions come along with it. Let the face-eating commence!"
February 5, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Old boss: "You just made a 'your mother' joke in front of your new leadership."
Me: "Yes. And?"
Old boss: . . .
Me: "Hey, these assholes asked to be in charge of this circus. Not my fault they didn't realize the lions come along with it. Let the face-eating commence!"
Me: "Yes. And?"
Old boss: . . .
Me: "Hey, these assholes asked to be in charge of this circus. Not my fault they didn't realize the lions come along with it. Let the face-eating commence!"
I love it.
"This job sucks. Please hold me in contempt so I can get some sleep.
BTW, I'm not trained for this shit."
"This job sucks. Please hold me in contempt so I can get some sleep.
BTW, I'm not trained for this shit."
Government lawyer yanked from immigration detail in Minnesota after telling judge 'this job sucks'
A government lawyer who told a judge that her job “sucks” during a court hearing stemming from the Trump administration’s immigration enforcement surge in Minnesota has been removed from her Justice D...
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February 4, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I love it.
"This job sucks. Please hold me in contempt so I can get some sleep.
BTW, I'm not trained for this shit."
"This job sucks. Please hold me in contempt so I can get some sleep.
BTW, I'm not trained for this shit."
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Yes they should.
February 4, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Yes they should.
Please. Pretty please. Please.
This time, don't give people free will. We're too fucking stupid to use it properly.
This time, don't give people free will. We're too fucking stupid to use it properly.
February 3, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Please. Pretty please. Please.
This time, don't give people free will. We're too fucking stupid to use it properly.
This time, don't give people free will. We're too fucking stupid to use it properly.
You're welcome. 👍
Blazing Saddles
YouTube video by YouTube Movies
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February 1, 2026 at 4:56 PM
You're welcome. 👍
Full disclosure: I'm a contractor working with the government. The following was not marked CUI (paraphrased):
"It is known that there has been an increase of incidents of individuals stealing uniforms of delivery personnel, ICE, military, and police officers in an effort to gain entry to homes.
"It is known that there has been an increase of incidents of individuals stealing uniforms of delivery personnel, ICE, military, and police officers in an effort to gain entry to homes.
January 31, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Full disclosure: I'm a contractor working with the government. The following was not marked CUI (paraphrased):
"It is known that there has been an increase of incidents of individuals stealing uniforms of delivery personnel, ICE, military, and police officers in an effort to gain entry to homes.
"It is known that there has been an increase of incidents of individuals stealing uniforms of delivery personnel, ICE, military, and police officers in an effort to gain entry to homes.
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January 31, 2026 at 4:37 PM
In 50 years, we're gonna find out Epstein was alive and well living somewhere on the US taxpayer's dime.
A Mortician Explains Why This Photo Doesn't Make Sense
YouTube video by Lauren the Mortician
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January 31, 2026 at 4:25 PM
In 50 years, we're gonna find out Epstein was alive and well living somewhere on the US taxpayer's dime.
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Watch what y'all install. Just because something is "verified" doesn't mean you should trust it.
I've been saying this shit for years. Criminals can get verified. . .it doesn't mean you should trust them.
I've been saying this shit for years. Criminals can get verified. . .it doesn't mean you should trust them.
ShadyPanda: The China-Linked Malware That is Everywhere.
YouTube video by Into the Shadows
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January 30, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Watch what y'all install. Just because something is "verified" doesn't mean you should trust it.
I've been saying this shit for years. Criminals can get verified. . .it doesn't mean you should trust them.
I've been saying this shit for years. Criminals can get verified. . .it doesn't mean you should trust them.
I hope now that people realize my lack of tolerance for bullshit and tendency to tell people "when I want your opinion I'll give it to you" wasn't nearly as bad as what I was telling to STFU.
Everyone has an opinion. Some should never be heard. Full stop.
Everyone has an opinion. Some should never be heard. Full stop.
January 30, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I hope now that people realize my lack of tolerance for bullshit and tendency to tell people "when I want your opinion I'll give it to you" wasn't nearly as bad as what I was telling to STFU.
Everyone has an opinion. Some should never be heard. Full stop.
Everyone has an opinion. Some should never be heard. Full stop.