Some Dude
@networkmonkey.bsky.social
Just an extremely introverted asshole cruising through life on my motorcycle. Working to live and snuggling my pup when not working.
Fuck racism. Fuck bigotry. Fuck hate. Life's too short for that shit.
Not really into DMs nor human interaction.
Fuck racism. Fuck bigotry. Fuck hate. Life's too short for that shit.
Not really into DMs nor human interaction.
having skittle-haired liberal arts baristas "REEEEEEEE" in my face because I don't 100% agree with them seriously makes me want to say "okay, have it your way. Fuck off and be poor in a gutter with no social assistance."
But then I realize I'm not an asshole and still vote for the greater good. 🤷
But then I realize I'm not an asshole and still vote for the greater good. 🤷
February 16, 2026 at 9:59 PM
having skittle-haired liberal arts baristas "REEEEEEEE" in my face because I don't 100% agree with them seriously makes me want to say "okay, have it your way. Fuck off and be poor in a gutter with no social assistance."
But then I realize I'm not an asshole and still vote for the greater good. 🤷
But then I realize I'm not an asshole and still vote for the greater good. 🤷
sometimes voting Democratic is the vote against self-interest. I'm a straight, white male making 3 times the national median household income. Trump's policies actually don't hurt me; voting Democrat does. However, voting Democrat is the empathetic vote that helps the greater good.
However, /2
However, /2
February 16, 2026 at 9:59 PM
sometimes voting Democratic is the vote against self-interest. I'm a straight, white male making 3 times the national median household income. Trump's policies actually don't hurt me; voting Democrat does. However, voting Democrat is the empathetic vote that helps the greater good.
However, /2
However, /2
Republicans have figured out they just all need to kinda sorta agree to get their person in office and be not complete shitbags to pull voters in.
Democrats have yet to figure out "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"ing in everyone's face pisses a lot of people off. They also have yet to figure out that /1
Democrats have yet to figure out "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"ing in everyone's face pisses a lot of people off. They also have yet to figure out that /1
February 16, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Republicans have figured out they just all need to kinda sorta agree to get their person in office and be not complete shitbags to pull voters in.
Democrats have yet to figure out "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"ing in everyone's face pisses a lot of people off. They also have yet to figure out that /1
Democrats have yet to figure out "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"ing in everyone's face pisses a lot of people off. They also have yet to figure out that /1
If you feel safe around any human being, you’re an idiot or you just have your head in the sand.
Human beings are by far the most dangerous animal on the planet capable of the most horrific shit.
Human beings are by far the most dangerous animal on the planet capable of the most horrific shit.
February 16, 2026 at 12:23 PM
If you feel safe around any human being, you’re an idiot or you just have your head in the sand.
Human beings are by far the most dangerous animal on the planet capable of the most horrific shit.
Human beings are by far the most dangerous animal on the planet capable of the most horrific shit.
You can peacefully go fuck yourself.
FUCKING. GOLD.
FUCKING. GOLD.
February 16, 2026 at 3:04 AM
You can peacefully go fuck yourself.
FUCKING. GOLD.
FUCKING. GOLD.
God some of these comments are delusional as all hell.
February 15, 2026 at 12:58 PM
God some of these comments are delusional as all hell.
Either AOC or Jasmine Crockett I feel would wipe the floor with anyone else in 2028.
We need someone highly intelligent that isn’t afraid to throw down to teach Republicans to STFU and STFD. IMHO, that was Kamala’s downfall; she didn’t push the bully down and fight back; she chose the high road.
We need someone highly intelligent that isn’t afraid to throw down to teach Republicans to STFU and STFD. IMHO, that was Kamala’s downfall; she didn’t push the bully down and fight back; she chose the high road.
February 15, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Either AOC or Jasmine Crockett I feel would wipe the floor with anyone else in 2028.
We need someone highly intelligent that isn’t afraid to throw down to teach Republicans to STFU and STFD. IMHO, that was Kamala’s downfall; she didn’t push the bully down and fight back; she chose the high road.
We need someone highly intelligent that isn’t afraid to throw down to teach Republicans to STFU and STFD. IMHO, that was Kamala’s downfall; she didn’t push the bully down and fight back; she chose the high road.
Well played, well played.
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February 14, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Well played, well played.
Ugh. . .it's been SO long. 😭
February 14, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Ugh. . .it's been SO long. 😭
My actual reaction when I heard this revelation.
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February 14, 2026 at 4:41 AM
My actual reaction when I heard this revelation.
Dragged the nostril across the seat to make sure and sniff as much ass juice with his cocaine as possible.
I suppose we should just be glad he didn't say something like "I used to snort cocaine out of a dead hooker's brown starfish."
I suppose we should just be glad he didn't say something like "I used to snort cocaine out of a dead hooker's brown starfish."
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February 14, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Dragged the nostril across the seat to make sure and sniff as much ass juice with his cocaine as possible.
I suppose we should just be glad he didn't say something like "I used to snort cocaine out of a dead hooker's brown starfish."
I suppose we should just be glad he didn't say something like "I used to snort cocaine out of a dead hooker's brown starfish."
The question is which one did you see first?
That'll tell you a lot about yourself. For example, I'm not in the mood for a book.
That'll tell you a lot about yourself. For example, I'm not in the mood for a book.
February 12, 2026 at 2:21 PM
The question is which one did you see first?
That'll tell you a lot about yourself. For example, I'm not in the mood for a book.
That'll tell you a lot about yourself. For example, I'm not in the mood for a book.
I'm on bourbon 2, thanks.
I'm getting a jump on day drinking to beat my boss tomorrow.
I'm getting a jump on day drinking to beat my boss tomorrow.
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February 11, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I'm on bourbon 2, thanks.
I'm getting a jump on day drinking to beat my boss tomorrow.
I'm getting a jump on day drinking to beat my boss tomorrow.
I'm here all night. Tip your waitress (just the tip) and try the tortured baby cow. 🤷
February 11, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I'm here all night. Tip your waitress (just the tip) and try the tortured baby cow. 🤷
What did the masochist say to the sadist?
HURT ME HURT ME HURT ME!
What did the sadist say to the masochist?
HURT ME HURT ME HURT ME!
What did the sadist say to the masochist?
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February 11, 2026 at 4:18 AM
What did the masochist say to the sadist?
HURT ME HURT ME HURT ME!
What did the sadist say to the masochist?
HURT ME HURT ME HURT ME!
What did the sadist say to the masochist?
Or. . .and hear me out here. . .
It's all three.
It's all three.
February 11, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Or. . .and hear me out here. . .
It's all three.
It's all three.
Some people really don't know when to shut the fuck up. 🙄
I miss when racists knew to keep their mouths shut and things were a little more interesting having to use your brain to figure out and deduce who was an asshole and who wasn't.
And it kept me from wanting to gratuitously shoot people. 🤷
I miss when racists knew to keep their mouths shut and things were a little more interesting having to use your brain to figure out and deduce who was an asshole and who wasn't.
And it kept me from wanting to gratuitously shoot people. 🤷
February 10, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Some people really don't know when to shut the fuck up. 🙄
I miss when racists knew to keep their mouths shut and things were a little more interesting having to use your brain to figure out and deduce who was an asshole and who wasn't.
And it kept me from wanting to gratuitously shoot people. 🤷
I miss when racists knew to keep their mouths shut and things were a little more interesting having to use your brain to figure out and deduce who was an asshole and who wasn't.
And it kept me from wanting to gratuitously shoot people. 🤷
Hell, I'm honestly impressed that the Ruble has so little value that a trillion of them can be lost.
Russia's economy must be doing outstanding. 😏
Russia's economy must be doing outstanding. 😏
February 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Hell, I'm honestly impressed that the Ruble has so little value that a trillion of them can be lost.
Russia's economy must be doing outstanding. 😏
Russia's economy must be doing outstanding. 😏
This type of thing (seeing the universe in all it's different colors and spectra) makes we wish I could live forever, just to explore everything the universe had to offer.
February 9, 2026 at 8:19 PM
This type of thing (seeing the universe in all it's different colors and spectra) makes we wish I could live forever, just to explore everything the universe had to offer.