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"Isn't he a panic"
ASD. Deals in items salvaged from old video tapes and snark about 80s pop.
“Tinkety tonk old fruit, & down with the Nazis”
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ASD. Deals in items salvaged from old video tapes and snark about 80s pop.
“Tinkety tonk old fruit, & down with the Nazis”
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Not for a game of Cluedo.
🌀 Perspective from Marcus Tullius Cicero:
“If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.”
“If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.”
January 7, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Not for a game of Cluedo.
Full house on round one #popmaster
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January 7, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Full house on round one #popmaster
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A charity shop bargain! Any fans?
January 6, 2026 at 7:40 PM
A charity shop bargain! Any fans?
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Europe's leaders maintaining good relations with Trump
January 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Europe's leaders maintaining good relations with Trump
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Who’s who at X, the deepfake porn site formerly known as Twitter - as.ft.com/r/2f3e7a51-e...
Who’s who at X, the deepfake porn site formerly known as Twitter
[FREE TO READ] A look inside Elon Musk’s big tent
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January 6, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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Instagram has just showed me an advert for a themed pervert club night in New York called “K-Pop Semen Hunters” and I don’t know whether to write off the human race and go live in a cave, or buy a new harness and a plane ticket.
January 5, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Instagram has just showed me an advert for a themed pervert club night in New York called “K-Pop Semen Hunters” and I don’t know whether to write off the human race and go live in a cave, or buy a new harness and a plane ticket.
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I haven’t had time to write this up properly, but it’s the 31st anniversary today of the bank robberies which gave the world the Dunning-Kruger effect, when two men concealed their identities by the brilliant method of smearing their faces with lemon juice. Anyway, here’s a press cutting:
![the surveillance camera," recounted a still chuckling Cmdr. Ronald Freeman of the investigations branch. "He was skeptical at first but not so much as to not try it him-self."
"He said the lemon juice was burning his face and his eyes, and he was having trouble [seeing] and had to squint," said Sgt. Wally Long of the robbery squad.
But the pain was worth the pleasure Wheeler felt when he snapped a Polaroid picture of himself and he wasn't anywhere to be seen..
"When the Polaroid didn't show him, he thought it worked," Long said.
All that detectives could figure was that either the film was bad, Wheeler hadn't ad-justed the camera correctly or he had point-ed the camera away from his face when he snapped the photo.
"In any event, he went off and robbed the banks with lemon juice on his face," Free-man said. "He was shocked when we showed him the surveillance pictures."
Detectives had been tipped to his where-abouts in Lincoln-Lemington by informants who recognized him in one of the surveillance photos taken during the robberies. The photo had been telecast during the Pittsburgh Crime Stoppers Inc. segment of the 11 o'clock news April 19. Less than an](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vckf3haopb3yncclmf7o2m3f/bafkreid7i5ez6vlukxyedk7v247slsr4gz3uuthdfdypylmbuzsty54jum@jpeg)
January 6, 2026 at 2:11 PM
I haven’t had time to write this up properly, but it’s the 31st anniversary today of the bank robberies which gave the world the Dunning-Kruger effect, when two men concealed their identities by the brilliant method of smearing their faces with lemon juice. Anyway, here’s a press cutting:
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Nothing can tell you more about the absolute disconnect between the political class and the rest of us than their insistence that Wes Streeting is the key to electoral success.
"SCOTTISH Labour MPS are privately calling for Wes Streeting to stand against Sir Keir Starmer before May to avoid a wipeout in the Holyrood election, The Telegraph can reveal.
"The Health Secretary’s allies are pushing for a “Wes coronation” to give Labour new energy in Scotland..."
"The Health Secretary’s allies are pushing for a “Wes coronation” to give Labour new energy in Scotland..."
January 6, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Nothing can tell you more about the absolute disconnect between the political class and the rest of us than their insistence that Wes Streeting is the key to electoral success.
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I dont know why but this snippet from a local newspaper in the early 90s made me laugh straight for about five minutes.
1. NOBODY? You're not even going to make one up?
2. Seriously?? NOBODY guessed five "trues"???
1. NOBODY? You're not even going to make one up?
2. Seriously?? NOBODY guessed five "trues"???
January 6, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I dont know why but this snippet from a local newspaper in the early 90s made me laugh straight for about five minutes.
1. NOBODY? You're not even going to make one up?
2. Seriously?? NOBODY guessed five "trues"???
1. NOBODY? You're not even going to make one up?
2. Seriously?? NOBODY guessed five "trues"???
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Ken's production team writing new tiebreak questions after they all got used up today #popmaster
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January 6, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Ken's production team writing new tiebreak questions after they all got used up today #popmaster
39 / 33 / a bunch of tiebreaks / 3 Bosses #popmaster
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January 6, 2026 at 10:53 AM
39 / 33 / a bunch of tiebreaks / 3 Bosses #popmaster
YOU'RE A DEAD MAN EDMONDS #popmaster
January 6, 2026 at 10:50 AM
YOU'RE A DEAD MAN EDMONDS #popmaster
33 on round two #popmaster
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January 6, 2026 at 10:47 AM
33 on round two #popmaster
Full house on round one #popmaster
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January 6, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Full house on round one #popmaster
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Here come the Zoids!
January 5, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Here come the Zoids!
Fuck everything else just going to listen to this on a loop all day
January 6, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Fuck everything else just going to listen to this on a loop all day
Here come the Zoids!
January 5, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Here come the Zoids!
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imagine a cheery BBC news report in 1938 breezily asking "which countries could be in Hitler's sights after the Sudetenland?"
January 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
imagine a cheery BBC news report in 1938 breezily asking "which countries could be in Hitler's sights after the Sudetenland?"
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hmm, i need the latest updates from the government, better check the big child porn website
January 5, 2026 at 12:32 PM
hmm, i need the latest updates from the government, better check the big child porn website
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Good job he's spent a year and a half banging on about immigration.
this must be the most banal political soundbite of recent years, via Sir Keir Starmer:
“Every minute that we’re not talking about the cost of living is a wasted minute.”
“Every minute that we’re not talking about the cost of living is a wasted minute.”
January 5, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Good job he's spent a year and a half banging on about immigration.