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Some guy you know from the Internet or maybe in real life. Hawsepiper in the merchant marine. Site editor at neartheelevators.com

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · Aug 3

I knew I love Fernando Botero because he created a whole alternate world in the most intricate possible way. But I’m just now realizing I love him more bc Pablo Escobar doesn’t get to live in that world: he only gets to die in it.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 3h

Fuck you for trying to both sides this for clout. Out party isn’t full of Nazis. Go fuck yourself.

Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 7h

White people need to talk to other white people. It is entirely up to the whites to move the needle on their end.

Let me be clear: racism and antisemitism are rampant on *both* sides of the aisle.

Your twentysomething niece has fallen for the okie doke just as easily as your Boomer uncle.

Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 13h

There’s enough shame to go around for both of them. And for you you dummy.

Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 7h

If marine corps fisherman populist guy is so great why not even try to make an affirmative case for him before resorting to this garbage?

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 8h

Tried to tell the kids that Man is 5. But they’re not ready for that conversation.

Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 8h

Running list of GOP congressmen Mike Johnson has never met and knows nothing about:

Cory Mills

Dave Taylor

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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 10h

Did the drink cart run out of vodka?

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 10h

It’s time to solve this shit. Have the sergeant at arms do the swearing in. Whatever it takes.

Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 10h

Just throwing it out there that if Joe Biden had won he would have almost certainly retired within 6 months to become a full time cancer patient.

Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 10h

Has Mike Johnson ever met Cory? Ever heard his name before?

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CJ 🏳️‍🌈🤘 @nemoblue.bsky.social · 20h

extremely disturbing read. during this ceasefire, Hamas has launched an incredibly violent campaign against Palestinians it views as traitors or insufficiently loyal, including a series of public executions independently verified by journalists. no way in hell they are going to disarm next year.

After Israeli Withdrawal, Hamas Launches Violent Crackdown on Rivals in Gaza

Firefights and public executions have spread fear and raised concerns about a spiral of internecine violence. “I could hear gunfire all around.”

www.wsj.com

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 10h

Mike Johnson, the US House speaker and second in line to the presidency:

“Son, in the name of accountability, I jerked off to the AI porn sexts 4 times this week. I ask Christ’s forgiveness.”

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 20h

2026 will DEFINITELY be the year no one gets injured.

Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 20h

Important to keep in mind these “young” Republicans are like 35. Very grown ass adults.

TrumpsTaxes @trumpstaxes.com · 1d

Here is GOP Rep. Mike Lawler, all smiles with the Chair of the NY State Young Republicans Peter Giunta who:

*Said ‘I love Hitler’

*Referred to blacks as ‘the watermelon people’

*Said ‘if your pilot is a she and she looks ten shades darker than someone from Sicily, just end it there.’

#NY17