Naomi Tatchell
@naomitatch.bsky.social
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Recently finished Everything is Tuberculosis by John Green and loved
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Are you kidding? I would LOVE to see the Strava data from your latest run!!!
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👏 "We've lived here all our lives. And I have never felt so unwelcome in my own hometown as I do since your party came into Caerphilly."

"With all the rhetoric that you bring in, I have to say to my sons, please don't go there. Please don't do this."

"I blame you for that."
Jalapeño and coriander going in
I am so deep down a focaccia baking hole I don’t think I’m ever coming out
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Google is killing my industry so it can be coy about dogs’ chess abilities
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You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
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The Onion can re-run this today with D’Angelo swapped in for Prince

RIP a(nother) legend

@theonion.com @bencollins.bsky.social
“They all seemed to be happy to see me!”
😭😭😭
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a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall
*crying shaking throwing up* thank you. Deep down I knew this.
Jonathan please, I’ve been on a bad date tonight instead of watching this, please don’t say this.
If you have the means, do this!
I got vaxxed today at Tesco. Tesco! Walked past some broccoli and some crème fraiche and some pork pies and some bread and biscuits and booze and kitchen roll, and into a small room where some dude stuck two needles in my arm in exchange for money and then I bought some ice cream and went home.
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labour/democrats/whoever are not losing because they’re discussing supporting trans people. they’re losing because they agreed, by engaging in the argument at all, with the premise that some minority groups can be blamed for social problems.

it’s only ever going to be a question of who is blamed.
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It’s a "crisis" when immigrants "take jobs away", but "innovation" when machines do. Funny.
“Making business more financially accessible… BUT NOT TO YOU!”
(As ever, bring back shame!)
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Javier Milei had to beg a bail-out and already needs another. Argentina's economy is in a tailspin. Gov't bonds and peso in freefall. People starving, throwing rocks at him.

Farage last year: "He's amazing. It's Thatcherism on steroids. Cutting and slashing expenditure. That's leadership."

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It helps to be able to spell the country you say only you are competent enough to run.
Jesus fucking Christ
Keir Starmer’s spokesman asked about Israel detaining British citizens who were on the Gaza aid flotilla, while in international waters, replies that it is a “matter for the Israeli Government”
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Never watched a single episode of Girls
Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?

I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
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Yeah, Keir Starmer is an exasperated manager, Nigel Farage a golf club bore, Ed Davey an incompetent cuddly uncle but Kemi is every work colleague you’ve ever had who thought themselves to be superior to everyone around them, on steroids.
Badenoch is the most compelling of the current party leaders because of the gulf between who she believes herself to be (she visibly thinks she is a bold thinker) and the reality (incredibly lazy and partisan).