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Mystery
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jokester, selfhoster, gamer, animer mostly funny, Occasionally Serious™ opinions are not mine something is controlling me please help
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a genie but he’s been trapped in a BMW headlight and can only be released by using the turn signal
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"copy and paste something else" is truly the epitome of ai software degradation
i can't imagine they were like "we gotta try something, let's throw Nice Greg in the volcano", it was probably more "let's throw Asshole Bernard in the volcano" which admittedly did improve things
Everything's so horrible and deranged, I kinda see why desperation once made someone say, "Maybe God'll fix shit if we throw folks in an active volcano..?"
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god really freaked it on that 1st plague. a bloody reeking nile, no fish to eat, no water to drink. but then he hit the sophomore slump. frogs? yeah frogs. they'll get into stuff, jump on you, go on your bed. it'll be super annoying for the egyptians. he's lucky they even gave him a 3rd plague tbh.
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I left my cat unsupervised for one afternoon and she trained the dogs to carry her around on a palanquin
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[in the writer's meeting for this season of america] no that's too on the nose, they'll accuse us of being lazy and hamfisted
omg!

"Demolition crews have begun tearing down part of the White House...

"Construction teams Monday were demolishing a portion of the East Wing, with a backhoe ripping through the structure..."

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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Disappearing into the bog for some much-needed bog time, returning after a month with a new healthy glow and a strange, faraway look in my eyes like a wild hare
[in the writer's meeting for this season of america] no that's too on the nose, they'll accuse us of being lazy and hamfisted
omg!

"Demolition crews have begun tearing down part of the White House...

"Construction teams Monday were demolishing a portion of the East Wing, with a backhoe ripping through the structure..."

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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[mildly inconvenienced kristi noem to her noem dog] i just can't do this noemore, *bang*
[exasperated gnome wife to her gnome husband] i just can't do this gnomore
[mildly inconvenienced kristi noem to her noem dog] i just can't do this noemore, *bang*
[exasperated gnome wife to her gnome husband] i just can't do this gnomore
One Continuous Noodle is my free form jazz band name
shitler

is that anything
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i can't tell if this administration joining bluesky just to shitpost means that we won or that we lost
no kings*

*unless you are a strongly democratic constitutional monarchy, then maybe a little king is acceptable, for now
i can't tell if this administration joining bluesky just to shitpost means that we won or that we lost
"copy and paste something else" is truly the epitome of ai software degradation
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A haunted house but instead of ghosts, it's just a bunch of baby boomers asking why you haven't bought a house yet.
add "when are you going to get married??" and this is just a typical thanksgiving
The difference this time is Microsoft has never before been dumb enough to *not let* people upgrade to the next version of Windows

There's 6 different PCs currently in use in my household (between desktops, laptops, and servers), only 1 of them can actually run 11
While most of this is true, their series A funding did sorta include a company called "Blockchain Capital"
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just finished my onboarding at the fbi and this short little indian dude walked up and handed me this? wtf?
just finished my onboarding at the fbi and this short little indian dude walked up and handed me this? wtf?
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2028 gallup poll: what radicalized you?

☐ domestic deployment of military

☐ attacks on free speech

☐ being forced to watch a fuckin 30 minute jimmy kimmel opening monologue in order to keep apprised of current events

☐ ICE raids
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we could never be sure if the shooter was a leftist or not, but there would be signs
we could never be sure if the shooter was a leftist or not, but there would be signs