Jennifer playing Fallout 76 & AC Shadows
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Oh I forgot they don’t seem to include women in this cape 🥲
December 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Oh I forgot they don’t seem to include women in this cape 🥲
GUYS THERE ARE TWO TOMB RAIDERS COMING!!!!! I RAN OVER TO TELL YOU XXXXXXXX
December 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
GUYS THERE ARE TWO TOMB RAIDERS COMING!!!!! I RAN OVER TO TELL YOU XXXXXXXX
I got it!!! It took me 335 other fish, 50+ gifts, 8 failures, multiple deathclaw attacks, and I finished the glowing challenge, but I got the BASTARD!! #Fallout76
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I got it!!! It took me 335 other fish, 50+ gifts, 8 failures, multiple deathclaw attacks, and I finished the glowing challenge, but I got the BASTARD!! #Fallout76
I experienced my first EVER earthquake last night. I was playing quietly cos you had to listen out for something, and there was a muffled thump and the whole house vibrated for about two seconds. I jumped up thinking it was my house but I saw a neighbour look too so I thought it was just like
December 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I experienced my first EVER earthquake last night. I was playing quietly cos you had to listen out for something, and there was a muffled thump and the whole house vibrated for about two seconds. I jumped up thinking it was my house but I saw a neighbour look too so I thought it was just like
Cat is screaming bloody murder because the roast chicken is in the oven and not in the cat.
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Cat is screaming bloody murder because the roast chicken is in the oven and not in the cat.
Okay! Chores done, all of the Christmas presents bought and on their way, roast dinner ready to be cooked, appropriate credit on both ps & xb for jic future me wants anything, mountain dew and glass cola in the fridge and stored for Christmas, Fallout ready to be updated 👍😌
How are we all? 🥰
How are we all? 🥰
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Okay! Chores done, all of the Christmas presents bought and on their way, roast dinner ready to be cooked, appropriate credit on both ps & xb for jic future me wants anything, mountain dew and glass cola in the fridge and stored for Christmas, Fallout ready to be updated 👍😌
How are we all? 🥰
How are we all? 🥰
Goddamn thing in our lives that can’t break us but it can slap us about a few times, and you gotta see like the best parts of it even if you wouldn’t allow yourself to before so let’s just cry over it and grab a tuna sub and then watch old films x
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Goddamn thing in our lives that can’t break us but it can slap us about a few times, and you gotta see like the best parts of it even if you wouldn’t allow yourself to before so let’s just cry over it and grab a tuna sub and then watch old films x
The main thing I’ve learnt from AC Shadows is that I have the patience of a grape.
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The main thing I’ve learnt from AC Shadows is that I have the patience of a grape.
Do you guys remember that final Riddler race in Arkham Knight? I took forever to beat it for 100% completion, literally jumping out of my sweaty seat with LESS THAN A SECOND to spare, I promised myself I would never play that game again 😅🥴
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Do you guys remember that final Riddler race in Arkham Knight? I took forever to beat it for 100% completion, literally jumping out of my sweaty seat with LESS THAN A SECOND to spare, I promised myself I would never play that game again 😅🥴
I asked googly if AC shadows is likely to be on sale with the B Friday coming up and it said yes. I enjoy my magic eight ball.
November 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I asked googly if AC shadows is likely to be on sale with the B Friday coming up and it said yes. I enjoy my magic eight ball.
Me haunting the PlayStation store at midnight every night waiting for AC Shadows to be on sale.
a man is holding a lantern in a dark forest
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November 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Me haunting the PlayStation store at midnight every night waiting for AC Shadows to be on sale.
Reposted by Jennifer playing Fallout 76 & AC Shadows
Once again, no one chooses to become disabled.
It’s not a moral failing or something a person can “try harder” and avoid.
You are not owed our medical history or an explanation.
You are not the arbiter of who’s disabled “enough”.
It’s not a moral failing or something a person can “try harder” and avoid.
You are not owed our medical history or an explanation.
You are not the arbiter of who’s disabled “enough”.
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Once again, no one chooses to become disabled.
It’s not a moral failing or something a person can “try harder” and avoid.
You are not owed our medical history or an explanation.
You are not the arbiter of who’s disabled “enough”.
It’s not a moral failing or something a person can “try harder” and avoid.
You are not owed our medical history or an explanation.
You are not the arbiter of who’s disabled “enough”.
Reposted by Jennifer playing Fallout 76 & AC Shadows
I spotted this on Mastodon and I find it horrible, not least for the speed with which this has happened.
November 4, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I spotted this on Mastodon and I find it horrible, not least for the speed with which this has happened.
I completed and have restarted Dying Light 2 in New Game plus and it’s already proving to be tricky but I like that cos people shouldn’t be able to just slice through zombies, even Volatiles, like butter. Now I gotta dodge n dance to get my 💀☺️
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I completed and have restarted Dying Light 2 in New Game plus and it’s already proving to be tricky but I like that cos people shouldn’t be able to just slice through zombies, even Volatiles, like butter. Now I gotta dodge n dance to get my 💀☺️
I forgot that I HAVE to eat Ben and Jerry’s tonight to make room for more Ben and Jerry’s tomorrow 💅
November 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I forgot that I HAVE to eat Ben and Jerry’s tonight to make room for more Ben and Jerry’s tomorrow 💅
Popcorn and maltesers count as a meal, I’m like 30% certain.
November 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Popcorn and maltesers count as a meal, I’m like 30% certain.
I want to thank Godfrey and Dom the sheep from ACNH for reminding me to pick up an extra pack of cherry menthols after last time I was poorly 🫡
November 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I want to thank Godfrey and Dom the sheep from ACNH for reminding me to pick up an extra pack of cherry menthols after last time I was poorly 🫡
I’m done the MATH (😱) and figured out that if I’m REALLY careful, I can buy the Nintendo 2 at the very start of January without “I am SPARTA”ing my savings off a cliff.
November 6, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I’m done the MATH (😱) and figured out that if I’m REALLY careful, I can buy the Nintendo 2 at the very start of January without “I am SPARTA”ing my savings off a cliff.
Every part of me is telling me to buy the new Nintendo cos of how I only had the choice to buy the lite Nintendo when I wanted the big boy for ACNH originally. Plus, is there a possibility of a next AC coming soonish and will it only be on the 2? NH was only on Switch onwards 🤷♀️
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Every part of me is telling me to buy the new Nintendo cos of how I only had the choice to buy the lite Nintendo when I wanted the big boy for ACNH originally. Plus, is there a possibility of a next AC coming soonish and will it only be on the 2? NH was only on Switch onwards 🤷♀️
Sometimes you gotta say “Jennifer, you can take out that zombie infested checkpoint AFTER you’ve cleaned the toilet” 👍
November 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Sometimes you gotta say “Jennifer, you can take out that zombie infested checkpoint AFTER you’ve cleaned the toilet” 👍
Is everybody doing something for Halloween? We didn’t really celebrate it as kids, I’ve never trick or treated before in my life. I’ll just be grabbing Quiet Place Game while it’s half price and settling down with some popcorn and Maltesers ☺️
October 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Is everybody doing something for Halloween? We didn’t really celebrate it as kids, I’ve never trick or treated before in my life. I’ll just be grabbing Quiet Place Game while it’s half price and settling down with some popcorn and Maltesers ☺️
I did it!! By the end, I was going accident to accident just dui testing EVERYBODY then running off 😅
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I did it!! By the end, I was going accident to accident just dui testing EVERYBODY then running off 😅
My condenser dryer is amazing ☺️☺️ all the water collects in the door and you just grab the handle, pluck it up, and tip out the water before the next dry. I was super nervous cos I don’t have a vent that’s accessible.
October 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
My condenser dryer is amazing ☺️☺️ all the water collects in the door and you just grab the handle, pluck it up, and tip out the water before the next dry. I was super nervous cos I don’t have a vent that’s accessible.
It’s soo wonderful having to do laundry everyday again. You know that we’re finicky biscuits around here, a local laundromat would not have done anything helpful mentally. Not their issue, obvs. We are CLEAN 😌🫧
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October 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
It’s soo wonderful having to do laundry everyday again. You know that we’re finicky biscuits around here, a local laundromat would not have done anything helpful mentally. Not their issue, obvs. We are CLEAN 😌🫧
“I hope there’s a gas simulator 2” is something I never thought I’d say. The Crime Scene cleaner game makes more sense.
October 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
“I hope there’s a gas simulator 2” is something I never thought I’d say. The Crime Scene cleaner game makes more sense.