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myhowtheyfly.bsky.social
Saz
@myhowtheyfly.bsky.social
Saz aka MyHowTheyFly

36 year old pan genderfluid mom avoiding the horrors via hyperfixation- blanket statement that you should be 18+ to look at anything I post. I am a degenerate.

Mostly OFMD & Arcane currently!
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#Edizzy watching Is It Cake? Holiday. Ed gets super into it. Izzy isn’t as interested but just by glancing up, is able to detect the cake every time. Ed thinks he finally has it, but the knife cuts through the first cookie jar like butter and he springs up and kicks the trash can, exclaiming “fuck!”
December 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Getting assigned desks back at work so I have to move one desk over from the one I’d been using and it has a much smaller window so I’m singing the Firefly theme song in my head
December 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Thank you for approving this without looking, Samsung marketing department.
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Set a pan on fire the day after Thanksgiving- luckily only a curtain was permanently damaged, but I could use some good luck if anyone has some to spare because if anything else goes wrong in the next week I’m gonna have myself a merry little breakdown 🎄
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Cowboy threadfic in progress. 🤠
Feeling sad and disconnected and sorry for myself, so anyone wanna throw me a premise for a quick thread fic? You are also allowed to bully me about any existing WIPs if I’ve not been away long enough that they’re forgotten. 😅
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Feeling sad and disconnected and sorry for myself, so anyone wanna throw me a premise for a quick thread fic? You are also allowed to bully me about any existing WIPs if I’ve not been away long enough that they’re forgotten. 😅
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
You wanna know how I can tell we’re probably not getting a bonus this year? This is the level of TP we’re dealing with in the office…
November 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
A cat is the only roommate that can lick their own butthole on your kitchen table and not get kicked out.
November 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Turns out there is not a hot enough shower temperature that my current hot water heater allows that can cook and fizzle the sadness in my brain away like a steaming hot stew.
November 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Today sucks
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
We are putting my dog to sleep today and I am not coping well. Send love?
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 7:58 AM
First thing I saw upon looking at IG today… thank you @starswallow.bsky.social for your summoning!
October 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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i will never know bliss until ive suckled ketchup straight from one of these
I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
October 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
December 4, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Meeting with current team leader about my job offer in the other group… they’re probably going to counter offer but I need to stay strong and go with the new opportunity so wish me luck and coherent thoughts that I can get to come out of my mouth to explain that effectively… send blorbos to help??
October 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Do they have circles on here yet? I’m too preoccupied to look properly.
October 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
My #Ouizzy headcanon is that Izzy gives Frenchie a blowjob for the first time and it is transcendental. The lad becomes a sex pest- following close behind him all day, trying to get him alone, groping him in dark corners of the ship, begging for another go.
October 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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If Trump decides to tear down the entire White House & replace it with a bouncy castle filled with diarrhea, no one is going to stop him. They'll all stand there, wringing their hands & be all 'oh, if only someone had done something, we'd have a White House instead of the King's Shit Bounce House'.
a cartoon of a penguin sitting on a dumpster fire
Alt: a cartoon of a penguin sitting on a dumpster fire
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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I’m case you didn’t know, this is my favorite joke of all time😂😂😂
October 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
They offered me the job, ya’ll. Now to see if my current group tries to match. Anxious… send confident blorbos for me to model from plz
October 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Some people may only need a beta, but I need a bully. I wish I had a working brain.🫠

(This is not about a/b/o but it could be.)
bully.me
October 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
#CJizzy feels today:
Jack had a nightmare. Izzy sat up against the headboard, pulled his head into his lap, and played with his hair while talking him through a story his mum used to tell him when he couldn’t sleep.
October 16, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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"It" being an entire chapter in the DSM-5
October 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM