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Werner Herzog Zwei
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you think i'm small, but i can drag the moon from heaven with my bare hands. ttrpgs, comics, video games, gnarly sff artwork. i will repost your cat. https://my.pronouns.page/are/they/them https://mxmarkargent.carrd.co/
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December 14, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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The early era of White Wolf was a massive infusion of mostly very white liberal-progressiveness into gaming, a kind modern leftists find deeply flawed now.

But, I can't stress this enough, that was social progress in the hobby to a degree such that some people never recovered from the shock.

Both.
December 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
it is possible to like both of these things without being a total fucking chud about it
the only thing that happened in the TTRPG hobby is that we went from picture 1 to picture 2 and frankly that's OK with me, someone who played a ton of D&D with theater kids in the goddamn NINETEEN EIGHTIES you fucking eggs
December 14, 2025 at 5:11 AM
December 14, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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the only thing that happened in the TTRPG hobby is that we went from picture 1 to picture 2 and frankly that's OK with me, someone who played a ton of D&D with theater kids in the goddamn NINETEEN EIGHTIES you fucking eggs
December 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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D&D was founded by barely socially functioning wargamers, adopted by society's outcast teenagers, molded by frustrated fantasy writers, and visualized by marginalized artists.

"theater kids colonized the hobby"

friendo, you have so little idea of what you're talking about, you're speaking pakled
December 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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one is reminded that to non-hobbyists, there are four rpgs: D&D, Shadowrun or Vampire the Masquerade 2nd edition, GURPS, and the one the DM has been working on for twenty years that's totally going to show those jerks at T$R what's what

(sometimes there is Rifts, the umami or "fifth taste" of rpgs)
in any discussion of rpgs outside of hobbyist forums, regardless of literally any other factors, someone will recommend GURPS, usually within the first three replies, and unless the question is "what's the name of the generic rpg published by Steve Jackson Games", the answer is incorrect
February 5, 2024 at 3:32 AM
are we talking about GURPS again?
in any discussion of rpgs outside of hobbyist forums, regardless of literally any other factors, someone will recommend GURPS, usually within the first three replies, and unless the question is "what's the name of the generic rpg published by Steve Jackson Games", the answer is incorrect
December 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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in any discussion of rpgs outside of hobbyist forums, regardless of literally any other factors, someone will recommend GURPS, usually within the first three replies, and unless the question is "what's the name of the generic rpg published by Steve Jackson Games", the answer is incorrect
February 5, 2024 at 3:21 AM
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Like I'm sorry but I do actually think that people shouldn't have to maintain constant unflagging hypervigilance that their elected officials, including the nominal "opposition party," aren't about to fuck them over yet again. Wanting that isn't apathy
December 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Performing one's civic duty as part of something that at least pretends to be a democracy shouldn't have the constant feel of begging someone not to shoot you, I think
December 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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I'm gonna be real honest man, the fact that we have to keep constantly exhorting everyone to call their elected representatives every other day to say "please do not sign off on the Make Life Worse For Everyone Bill please" is intensely degrading, and also a pretty poor sign for a functional society
December 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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"What the hell are you looking at?"
December 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Lmfao every AI defense piece is like "AYY I FUCKIN SUCK BRO HOPEFULLY THIS FUCKIN STEAL YOUR SHIT MACHINE WILL MAKE ME SUCK SLIGHTLY LESS OK"
December 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Kids wanna know where the bad guys keep the weapons but also where they chill and have snacks
December 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
or the good guy headquarters! the cross-section diagram is virtually a lost art
If you want kids to read your comic book, consider giving a cross section view of the bad guy lair
December 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
December 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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If you want kids to read your comic book, consider giving a cross section view of the bad guy lair
December 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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my pet god bunny pretends to be a little clumsy but i know she knows how to fly
December 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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my pet lamassu always offers to fly me to work but I decline because I don't want to make a scene. plus he is always getting in fights with helicopters
December 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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I cannot express how pathetic you have to be to believe this happened in the TTRPG hobby in the last decade
December 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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gurps is still legal i play it all the time
December 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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The McMahon family! Sex traffickers! Collaborators with the regime! Destroying the department of Education! Drenched in Saudi blood money! And Paul is a shitty booker and a narcissistic meathead.
Tapping out to the guy Vince renamed after an honest to god Nazi is what writers would call “heavy handed.”
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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the most "i lived bitch" of any ttrpg product in history
December 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Gurps is still legal which is why I contacted my congresswoman in hopes of Congress eventually fixing this
gurps is still legal i play it all the time
December 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM