The Vampire Cheese
@mxhemlock.bsky.social
high and hard femme | vampire enthusiast | glitter & bad taste | has fashion feelings | queer kinkster
profile pic by @theirdandelion.bsky.social
profile pic by @theirdandelion.bsky.social
Looking at a poster for pride event and the words "unapologetically LGBTQIA+" are directly above the image of a straight woman. 🤨
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Looking at a poster for pride event and the words "unapologetically LGBTQIA+" are directly above the image of a straight woman. 🤨
Its now been a week without a voice which is torture for a certified yapper like me.
November 9, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Its now been a week without a voice which is torture for a certified yapper like me.
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RIP Baudrillard you would have loved this shit
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
RIP Baudrillard you would have loved this shit
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It is no longer enough to reanimate the dead. You must also yassify the dead.
November 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
It is no longer enough to reanimate the dead. You must also yassify the dead.
This morning I was woken by our elder cat meowing as loudly as possible at the crack of my bedroom door. I got up assuming she just wanted breakfast only to here a tiniest meows further down the hallway once in the kitchen. Our kitten had got trapped in the laundry in the night.
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
This morning I was woken by our elder cat meowing as loudly as possible at the crack of my bedroom door. I got up assuming she just wanted breakfast only to here a tiniest meows further down the hallway once in the kitchen. Our kitten had got trapped in the laundry in the night.
Vtm: swansong was on sale so heres my thoughts so far.
Big yes on Prince being a gender neutral title
Bigger yes on Boston's prince being this mean lesbian in a red jumpsuit.
Big yes on Prince being a gender neutral title
Bigger yes on Boston's prince being this mean lesbian in a red jumpsuit.
November 6, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Vtm: swansong was on sale so heres my thoughts so far.
Big yes on Prince being a gender neutral title
Bigger yes on Boston's prince being this mean lesbian in a red jumpsuit.
Big yes on Prince being a gender neutral title
Bigger yes on Boston's prince being this mean lesbian in a red jumpsuit.
Something extra gothic about being sick with a flu while youre longue room is still adorned like a haunted house.
November 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Something extra gothic about being sick with a flu while youre longue room is still adorned like a haunted house.
Did you know America is running tourism ads in Australia at the moment? Ive never seen that on my lifetime. Wild.
November 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Did you know America is running tourism ads in Australia at the moment? Ive never seen that on my lifetime. Wild.
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November 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bluesky rn
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Two things can be true at the same time: neither charities nor mutual aid groups have the capacity to completely replace SNAP benefits for November, *and* we should still do as much as we can to feed people and save lives.
October 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Two things can be true at the same time: neither charities nor mutual aid groups have the capacity to completely replace SNAP benefits for November, *and* we should still do as much as we can to feed people and save lives.
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one of my most popular designs
September 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
one of my most popular designs
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Adam Ant's "Prince Charming" from 1981 was and remains the zenith of queer goth pop perfection.
Play this loud if you've not heard this before, and even louder if you have 🔊🔊🔊
Play this loud if you've not heard this before, and even louder if you have 🔊🔊🔊
November 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Adam Ant's "Prince Charming" from 1981 was and remains the zenith of queer goth pop perfection.
Play this loud if you've not heard this before, and even louder if you have 🔊🔊🔊
Play this loud if you've not heard this before, and even louder if you have 🔊🔊🔊
Hallowen cat says good morning.
November 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Hallowen cat says good morning.
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i've been staring at this for like two days now and realised i accidentally exported it with one of the layers hidden, so here it is again 🙃
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
#art #ftm #medusa #monsterboy #queerart
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
#art #ftm #medusa #monsterboy #queerart
November 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
i've been staring at this for like two days now and realised i accidentally exported it with one of the layers hidden, so here it is again 🙃
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
#art #ftm #medusa #monsterboy #queerart
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
#art #ftm #medusa #monsterboy #queerart
I remember seeing a post on tumblr about the kind of submission guardian dogs have to their herds when they kill to protect them.
Watching Leverage Redemption and thats big Elliot for Parker in particular energy.
Watching Leverage Redemption and thats big Elliot for Parker in particular energy.
November 2, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I remember seeing a post on tumblr about the kind of submission guardian dogs have to their herds when they kill to protect them.
Watching Leverage Redemption and thats big Elliot for Parker in particular energy.
Watching Leverage Redemption and thats big Elliot for Parker in particular energy.
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A reminder that you don't need to understand everything you see
October 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
A reminder that you don't need to understand everything you see
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24. Sinners (2025)
Twins return home to start a nightclub, but opening night isn't just plagued by the Klan
Tes, it really is that good. No moment wasted, visually and narratively rich, finest double performance since Jeremy Irons in Dead Ringers
www.hbomax.com/movies/sinne...
Twins return home to start a nightclub, but opening night isn't just plagued by the Klan
Tes, it really is that good. No moment wasted, visually and narratively rich, finest double performance since Jeremy Irons in Dead Ringers
www.hbomax.com/movies/sinne...
a man wearing a blue hat is hugging another man with the words be careful above him
Alt: The twins hug and tell each other to be careful
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
24. Sinners (2025)
Twins return home to start a nightclub, but opening night isn't just plagued by the Klan
Tes, it really is that good. No moment wasted, visually and narratively rich, finest double performance since Jeremy Irons in Dead Ringers
www.hbomax.com/movies/sinne...
Twins return home to start a nightclub, but opening night isn't just plagued by the Klan
Tes, it really is that good. No moment wasted, visually and narratively rich, finest double performance since Jeremy Irons in Dead Ringers
www.hbomax.com/movies/sinne...
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those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station
We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station
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“LE VAMPIRE” - photograph by Pablo Volta - 1962.
#bats #spooky #horror #Halloween #photos #pablovolta
#bats #spooky #horror #Halloween #photos #pablovolta
October 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“LE VAMPIRE” - photograph by Pablo Volta - 1962.
#bats #spooky #horror #Halloween #photos #pablovolta
#bats #spooky #horror #Halloween #photos #pablovolta
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They don't make guys who sleep in caps and get up in the middle of the night to walk around with a candle and ask "w-who goes t-there" anymore
October 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
They don't make guys who sleep in caps and get up in the middle of the night to walk around with a candle and ask "w-who goes t-there" anymore
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Because people think you're a bitch if you don't.
See also: add emoticons, softening qualifiers, and any other happy-go-lucky, no-worries-if-not! flair.
See also: add emoticons, softening qualifiers, and any other happy-go-lucky, no-worries-if-not! flair.
Exclamation marks! Why do women use them three times as much as men?
Exclamation marks! Why do women use them three times as much as men?
It’s the punctuation that can make you seem warmer and more agreeable – but also much more compliant and lacking in analytical thinking
www.theguardian.com
October 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Because people think you're a bitch if you don't.
See also: add emoticons, softening qualifiers, and any other happy-go-lucky, no-worries-if-not! flair.
See also: add emoticons, softening qualifiers, and any other happy-go-lucky, no-worries-if-not! flair.
Should be illegal for me to feel like I'm sick this close to Halloween
October 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Should be illegal for me to feel like I'm sick this close to Halloween
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"Nothing ever burns down by itself, every fire needs a little bit of help"
Sticker spotted in Bournemouth, UK
Sticker spotted in Bournemouth, UK
October 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
"Nothing ever burns down by itself, every fire needs a little bit of help"
Sticker spotted in Bournemouth, UK
Sticker spotted in Bournemouth, UK