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Erin Keane
@erinkeane.bsky.social
Writer, editor, poet, critic | Chief Content Officer at @Salon.com | Author of Runaway: Notes on the Myths That Made Me | Faculty at Naslund-Mann MFA | KY Colonel | Blair Water Literary Society chair | https://linktr.ee/eekshecried
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Welcome, new friends! My book is pop culture criticism woven around my family's origin story: my mom ran away from her military officer family's home at 13, hitchhiked around the country, lived as an adult in 1970s NYC, then married an ex-con her own father's age. bookshop.org/p/books/runa...
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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you will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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You will be visited by 3 spirit
December 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Tom Waits Voice:

🎶The bones of Santa
Have been leaking liquid
For seventeen-hundred years🎵
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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They should just come here? It’s at least as stupid and annoying as twitter ever was.
December 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Palimpsest is already a gorgeous, haunting multi-season single-voice horror anthology with serious literary chops; their next chapter, Highgate Wood, is going to be a full-cast audio production WITH a full-length VINYL album by their invented prog-rock band.

Join me in backing them?
December 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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I had a joke about Ariadne but you probably couldn't follow the thread.
I had a joke about Narcissus but I took a long hard look at myself first
Yeah, my joke about Daedalus got a little too labyrinthine
December 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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@morganwatkins.lpm.org all over this story 👇
Records show LMPD's chief ordered an investigation of whether an officer improperly used the city’s license plate reader data to aid federal immigration enforcement just 4 days after KyCIR alerted LMPD & requested comment, then expanded investigation after publication. From @morganwatkins.lpm.org
Records show LMPD chief widened probe of officer for immigration data searches
The Louisville police chief wants to know if an officer improperly gave federal agents his login credentials for the city’s license plate surveillance database.
www.lpm.org
December 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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I had a joke about Cassandra, but I figured no one would listen
I had a joke about Narcissus but I took a long hard look at myself first
Yeah, my joke about Daedalus got a little too labyrinthine
December 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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I had a joke about Oedipus, and it's called 'The Aristocrats!'
I had a joke about Narcissus but I took a long hard look at myself first
Yeah, my joke about Daedalus got a little too labyrinthine
December 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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I had a joke about Prometheus, but somebody stole it from me.
I had a joke about Narcissus but I took a long hard look at myself first
Yeah, my joke about Daedalus got a little too labyrinthine
December 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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I have a joke about Aeolus that'll really blow you away.
I had a joke about Narcissus but I took a long hard look at myself first
Yeah, my joke about Daedalus got a little too labyrinthine
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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I had a joke about Odysseus, but it takes a long time to hit home.
I had a joke about Narcissus but I took a long hard look at myself first
Yeah, my joke about Daedalus got a little too labyrinthine
December 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I had a joke about Narcissus but I took a long hard look at myself first
Yeah, my joke about Daedalus got a little too labyrinthine
I had a joke about Icarus but it fell flat.
December 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Welp, I won a National Arts & #Entertainment #Journalism Award for my @kehuyquan.bsky.social feature on @salon.com #movies #interview #awardsseason
December 8, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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wish kids would stop saying 6-7 and instead joke about something more useful such as 'please remember The MERL's Acacia Road car park entrance is currently closed due to emergency water repairs'
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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I've always said that "Casablanca" is one of my favorite franchises.
December 8, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Angelina Mazza interviewed #HeatedRivalry author Rachel Reid for @salon.com about the true origins of her first book in the #GameChangers series www.salon.com/2025/12/06/h...
Sorry, the "Heated Rivalry" gay Marvel fanfic origin story isn't true
Author Rachel Reid sets the record straight about one couple in her queer hockey romance novels.
www.salon.com
December 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I don’t understand how this is “hard mode.” Apparently I also don’t understand how many people will watch a Marvel movie more than once.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Out of Office Reply:

I am busy the month of December mapping out a hypothetical 3rd season of “Smash” instead of writing poems.

Have a blesséd day.
December 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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and because i just scrolled across this, i curse thee as well...

kermit the frog
GIN & JUICE

youtu.be/VxsG7k1mgn4?...
December 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
A good Hallmark Christmas movie to look up: One December Night, with Peter Gallagher and Bruce Campbell as a Simon & Garfunkle style duo who are reluctantly reunited by their adult children (rivals turned romance). It has sober dad, declining health dad, music, redemption AND my friend Beth Fowler.
December 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM