Rio Dylan Hernandez
@riodylan.bsky.social
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Former literary agent at UTA — current writer, story editor, story consultant. Interests: feeding the feral family, movies, books, crime, rabbit holes, breakfast, horror films, time travel destinations, truth that is stranger than fiction.
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It’s going to be on Mubi soon and will watch it for sure. I curse the closure of the Laemmle in Pasadena at least once a week.
Such a GREAT horror film - as is his first, CAVEAT. Can’t wait for the new one.
Really really want to see this and was so disappointed it didn’t play at a single theater close to me.
Sunny posts asking for our recent “little wins” mean well but they make me pause to consider and realize I can’t think of a single one. All I can think of is money & work woes and a President who posts videos of him shitting on the country he’s supposed to serve. 💩 #USA #grim #pessimism
The #Trump 💩 video should be cause for removal from office. It’s so despicable and depressing that my brain is trying to stop me from thinking about it because it knows he won’t be removed from office and we are so fucked. #poop #poo #nadir
#AlexanderSkarsgard with a cute #doggo is medicine 💊 for my tired eyes 👀
#Pillion #movies #dogs
in 20 years, the most extreme, reactionary, "return to tradition" masculinity influencer is going to adopt this uniform and you'll have to calmly explain that this was once considered non-traditional
There probably hasn’t been a “good” time to be gay in Texas but can’t imagine living in a major city in 2025 that’s too unsafe and too bigoted to host a #Pride event. #Houston is the city with the largest gay pop in #Texas
#LGBTQ+
I drove the 5 South to Newport yesterday with my sister and we kept gawping at them and shaking our heads - truly bizarre.
Roo didn’t find a forever home at yesterday’s FREE #adoption event at #PasadenaHumane @pasadenahumane.org - how can that be?? Look at that face! The perfect partner awaits her! #adoptdontshop #dogs #pets #pasadena
This movie was quite poor. They couldn’t even spring for some water with fake blood - everything computer generated. The whole thing looked worse than a Sora video. Depressing. Cheap.
Deja vu all over again - @mayor.lacity.gov isn’t doing her best for this city when she doesn’t do anything to rein in suppression of peaceful assembly and protest by brute thugs #LAPD #LASD #NoKings
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No Kings except Tracy Letts

#TracyLetts #actors #Criterion
Tracy Letts should host everything
So the grandparents get their granddaughter a hideous cursed demon mirror as a gift for her Catholic Confirmation? 🧐
#ConjuringLastRites #horror #movies
“There’s always money in the banana 🍌 stand!”

With my sister and some banana on #BalboaIsland for the #NewportBeachFilmFest
Posted a link to the whole list for you 🙂
So raccoons stole 2 cans of cat food from the case on my porch & took them to the lawn across the street where they chewed holes through the cans but failed to open them. For some reason whenever they steal from my house they take their booty across the street. 🦝 🦝
#raccoons #thieves #critters
For the people who want to blockity block the new official government troll accounts like #WhiteHouse etc
There’s a list circulating on Bsky of all the new government accounts like White House, Department of War 🙄 Department of the Interior Etc.
And of course the one day I am driving the 5 to Newport Beach 😒