Murder Kroger
@murderkroger.bsky.social
Don’t worry about losing your accent
A Southern man tells better jokes
A Southern man tells better jokes
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I am a pretty firm believer in this, yes. Miami saved the committee from doing something that would've been impolite and destabilizing for the power conference order
Duke winning put Miami in
December 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I am a pretty firm believer in this, yes. Miami saved the committee from doing something that would've been impolite and destabilizing for the power conference order
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Manny Diaz was publicly strung along by Miami in a pretty disrespectful way while they pursued Mario Cristobal before firing Diaz. Now he wins the ACC with Duke before Miami.
December 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Manny Diaz was publicly strung along by Miami in a pretty disrespectful way while they pursued Mario Cristobal before firing Diaz. Now he wins the ACC with Duke before Miami.
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They gotta put Duke in the Playoff if they win this one.
December 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
They gotta put Duke in the Playoff if they win this one.
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It is endlessly funny that Manny made this game before Mario
December 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
It is endlessly funny that Manny made this game before Mario
Play loose, boys
December 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Play loose, boys
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Only the ACC has the integrity in its heart to say what if we actually played the conference championship game we were supposed to play even if it was deeply damaging to our collective interest
December 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Only the ACC has the integrity in its heart to say what if we actually played the conference championship game we were supposed to play even if it was deeply damaging to our collective interest
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Hey it's *Bandcamp Friday* again. The best day to go find that artist who was top of your Spotify unwrapped and actually buy their music, because all the proceeds go to them today. And by god do musicians need it.
December 5, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Hey it's *Bandcamp Friday* again. The best day to go find that artist who was top of your Spotify unwrapped and actually buy their music, because all the proceeds go to them today. And by god do musicians need it.
Only 91 days until the new F1 season starts.
December 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Only 91 days until the new F1 season starts.
If your team isn’t hurtling its conference toward a DOOMSDAY SCENARIO then I don’t think you want it bad enough
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
If your team isn’t hurtling its conference toward a DOOMSDAY SCENARIO then I don’t think you want it bad enough
Duke Football: back to back state champs
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Duke Football: back to back state champs
Duke fake punt lmao
November 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Duke fake punt lmao
They’ve got a Jefferson Pilot camera crew for Clemson USC
November 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
They’ve got a Jefferson Pilot camera crew for Clemson USC
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got bowl eligible off a fake field goal against an in-state rival coached by a guy with a fistful of Super Bowl rings, ahhhh that's the good shit right there
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
got bowl eligible off a fake field goal against an in-state rival coached by a guy with a fistful of Super Bowl rings, ahhhh that's the good shit right there
Duke’s 3rd down conversion rate is awful. Duke’s 4th down conversion rate: pretty good!
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Duke’s 3rd down conversion rate is awful. Duke’s 4th down conversion rate: pretty good!
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it looks like they're doing the Dru Hill "Tell Me" dance and I love that
@edsbs.bsky.social waiting for my boy Ezekiel to get the glow-up
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
it looks like they're doing the Dru Hill "Tell Me" dance and I love that
@edsbs.bsky.social waiting for my boy Ezekiel to get the glow-up
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social waiting for my boy Ezekiel to get the glow-up
Sharp Pins have a new album out today. I bet it’s good
Balloon Balloon Balloon, by Sharp Pins
21 track album
sharppins.bandcamp.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Sharp Pins have a new album out today. I bet it’s good
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Wanna know exactly what NIL tax fraud looks like?
We've got months of emails exposing how UCLA steered donors to a willing charity while earmarking the funds for football.
We've got months of emails exposing how UCLA steered donors to a willing charity while earmarking the funds for football.
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Wanna know exactly what NIL tax fraud looks like?
We've got months of emails exposing how UCLA steered donors to a willing charity while earmarking the funds for football.
We've got months of emails exposing how UCLA steered donors to a willing charity while earmarking the funds for football.
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For the cover of Businessweek’s December issue, I wrote about the reigning queen of America’s strip malls: Ulta Beauty, the country’s biggest beauty retailer (yes, bigger than Sephora) and quietly one of the more fascinating retailers in the country. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
How Beauty Behemoth Ulta Conquered the American Strip Mall
The retailer built an $11 billion business by acting more like Home Depot than like Sephora.
www.bloomberg.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
For the cover of Businessweek’s December issue, I wrote about the reigning queen of America’s strip malls: Ulta Beauty, the country’s biggest beauty retailer (yes, bigger than Sephora) and quietly one of the more fascinating retailers in the country. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
Duke and UVA both got caught looking ahead smh
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Duke and UVA both got caught looking ahead smh
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shitfaced jamaal bowman saying this is so fuckin funny i feel so seen right now
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
shitfaced jamaal bowman saying this is so fuckin funny i feel so seen right now
Waiting for that CBS Cignetti mockup to hit the timeline
November 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Waiting for that CBS Cignetti mockup to hit the timeline
You’re hearing it more and more
That said when in doubt, turkey out
November 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
You’re hearing it more and more
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It never gets old.
November 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It never gets old.