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Don’t worry about losing your accent
A Southern man tells better jokes
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got bowl eligible off a fake field goal against an in-state rival coached by a guy with a fistful of Super Bowl rings, ahhhh that's the good shit right there
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Another 4th down conversion!
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Let’s gooo
November 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Had to look this one up
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Drawn by the guy who got addicted to video games
October 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Q: What is the capacity of the piss tank?
According to the following paper, about 18 pounds. Why they used a measurement of weight to represent the volume of something (with varying density) in microgravity is beyond me.

ntrs.nasa.gov/api/citation...
ntrs.nasa.gov
August 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I would never
October 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Actively barfing
October 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM