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Munching Banana
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20 | Going to school for journalism
Metroid | Zelda | Splatoon
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We need a Metroid Fusion remake more than Metroid 6 and I'm being so serious
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in honor of team grub lets roll up big man on a spit and roast him over a campfire (succulent)
June 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Amazing commission I got from @geetzyfily.bsky.social
May 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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man, guys are so extra

"I am an engine of suffering."

"I am the herald of despair."

bro you're cranky, eat something
April 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Wow it's Miku
April 13, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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February 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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February 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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November 22, 2024 at 11:49 PM
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a christmas carol #splatoon
December 25, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”
December 23, 2024 at 3:34 PM
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December 10, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Unova was tricky for me personally
December 4, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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I hope everyone has a wonderful Tuesday today!!! 🦑💖
December 3, 2024 at 9:58 PM
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[ssb] colored the comic from earlier
December 3, 2024 at 10:02 PM
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We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
December 2, 2024 at 2:08 AM
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“I’ll try harder in x next season” -> gets busy doesnt play -> “I’ll try harder in x next season” -> gets busy doesnt play -> “I’ll try harder in x next season” -> gets busy doesnt play -> “I’ll try harder in x next season” -> gets busy doesnt play -> “I’ll try harder in x next season” -> gets bu
November 29, 2024 at 10:55 PM
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Hey y’all Christmas is right around the corner and I’m about $200 short for bills right now. Pokémon commissions are open! Please consider getting a commission for a loved one! Please repost and share 🙏
November 29, 2024 at 2:16 PM
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kids, if you're addicted to vaping, please just start smoking cigarettes
November 28, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 28, 2024 at 2:08 AM
We need a Metroid Fusion remake more than Metroid 6 and I'm being so serious
November 26, 2024 at 11:50 PM
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It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...
theonion.com
November 26, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend,

while engaged: my perfect fiancee,

5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
November 26, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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[metroid] can't stop thinking about this
November 22, 2024 at 1:42 AM
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me on twitter: i’m never leaving. i’m not locked in here with you. you’re locked in here with me 😈

me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃

me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real
November 19, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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good to be here, just one note: a short skeet should be called a skittle
November 19, 2024 at 2:42 PM
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Pokémon doodles
November 12, 2024 at 7:14 PM