Ideal restaurant experience: You sit alone in a windowless cubicle with a TV and an armchair, your food is delivered by a mechanical arm through some kind of hatch, and when you're finished you leave quietly through a trapdoor that leads into the abandoned subway tunnels

"Let's not forget, when we remember the service and the sacrifice with this poppy, that the people who bled and died for our democracy and our freedom, weren't just my grandfather who looked like me & worshipped the same God, but people across Empire & Commonwealth, who were Muslim, Sikh & Hindu'