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Mr Sting @mrsting.bsky.social · 1d

I own 2 Spacemen 3 albums and I can't think of 3 songs.

Mr Sting @mrsting.bsky.social · 1d

A couple of years ago I was wearing a Nirvana T Shirt and was challenged by a random teenager to name 3 songs. The teenager was amazed that I, a middle aged man who was a teenager when Nirvana were around, was able to do it. The little twat.

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Mr Sting @mrsting.bsky.social · 2d

What do you do if the walls aren't tiled?

Mr Sting @mrsting.bsky.social · 4d

Obviously the worst bit is that she holds those views, but also pretty bad that she's stupid enough to say them out loud on telly

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Mr Sting @mrsting.bsky.social · 6d

I don't like it, but I just choose not to watch it. Other people like it, and that doesn't bother me.

Mr Sting @mrsting.bsky.social · 7d

I think the only issue with wealth taxes are when someone has a high value of assets but low liquidity. Makes it challenging to operate and actually collect the tax, and if there were some exemptions as a result all the millionaires would just use them to avoid tax.

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Mr Sting @mrsting.bsky.social · 8d

Nick Pope has equal the number of career Champions League goal involvements as Alexander Isak #NUFC

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Mr Sting @mrsting.bsky.social · 9d

No, a great N64 game. Possibly the best.

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Mr Sting @mrsting.bsky.social · 10d

a man wearing a bow tie and vest is clapping his hands in front of a window .

ALT: a man wearing a bow tie and vest is clapping his hands in front of a window .

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Mr Sting @mrsting.bsky.social · 11d

They should be treat proportionately to the consequences. If as a result of someone's deliberate breaking of the law someone dies, then yes, that should be treat like murder.

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Mr Sting @mrsting.bsky.social · 15d

I like to think if I studied it for 2 years and worked hard that I could pass it. But I'm lazy as shit and Shakespeare bores me so fuck that.

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Mr Sting @mrsting.bsky.social · 15d

Utter batshit

Mr Sting @mrsting.bsky.social · 16d

Birds prefer Shreddies, thought everyone knew that

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Mr Sting @mrsting.bsky.social · 16d

Yet it isn't required if you go through the UK school system?

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Mr Sting @mrsting.bsky.social · 17d

97,710 for me. I'm doing it for me and my daughter so probably at least double that actual number of memberships all vying for how many tickets?

Mr Sting @mrsting.bsky.social · 17d

I was successful in the Benfica one, so there is a slim chance, but that's the only one and I've entered every one except for the Bradford game.

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Mr Sting @mrsting.bsky.social · 17d

Is it a fetish thing?

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Mr Sting @mrsting.bsky.social · 23d

Love Actually with Sid James

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Mr Sting @mrsting.bsky.social · 24d

The Man With the Golden Bollocks

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Mr Sting @mrsting.bsky.social · 25d

This

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Mr Sting @mrsting.bsky.social · 25d

Was the manager when I went to my first game RIP

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Mr Sting @mrsting.bsky.social · 27d

Yep, he wants to fuel the cycle of violence because it helps him try to justify committing genocide

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Mr Sting @mrsting.bsky.social · 27d

My kids love her, I do think she's a level above your standard pop made to appeal to young girls, but it's a low bar.

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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · Sep 19

I made an alternative cover for JK Rowling's new book, The Toilet Constable.
Coming soon to a bad bookshop near you...

Print file can be downloaded from my website: www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/single-post/...

Photo of a Robert Galbraith book with the title changed to The Toilet Constable, a policeman holds his hand out stopping a woman from entering a public toilet.

Back cover of the book. Text reads:
Praise for The Shite novels.
“The best book this year by the world-leading
expert in stranger’s genitals.” - Daily Telegraph
“Galbraith/Rowling lays out his/her dream society where not only toilets, but femininity itself is violently policed by both the state and concerned vigilantes.” - Sunday Times
“In an interesting narrative choice, our protagonist spends half the book crouched in a toilet cubicle waiting for a woman with short hair to yell at.” - New York Times
“Every page seethes with paranoid obsession.” - Financial Times
“In a shock twist ending the author Robert Galbraith
uses the wrong toilet and is punched in
the balls by a transphobe.” - Guardian

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Mr Sting @mrsting.bsky.social · Sep 25

I was successful. First time though.

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