Mrs. PA-C
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The skies seem bluer over here than that other place.
EM PA but aspiring to be a trophy wife
EM PA but aspiring to be a trophy wife
Solo parenting day 8. The house has fully descended into chaos
3 year old literally hasn’t stopped talking for 8 straight days and I’m getting irritable
Suddenly understanding the ole phrase “children should be seen and not heard” lmfao
3 year old literally hasn’t stopped talking for 8 straight days and I’m getting irritable
Suddenly understanding the ole phrase “children should be seen and not heard” lmfao
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Solo parenting day 8. The house has fully descended into chaos
3 year old literally hasn’t stopped talking for 8 straight days and I’m getting irritable
Suddenly understanding the ole phrase “children should be seen and not heard” lmfao
3 year old literally hasn’t stopped talking for 8 straight days and I’m getting irritable
Suddenly understanding the ole phrase “children should be seen and not heard” lmfao
One of the few things husband and I continuously argue about year after year is holiday travel plans
I sat here thinking “I don’t remember being stressed about Christmas last year at all”and then I remember it’s because I SIMPLY REFUSED TO TRAVEL WITH A 2YO AND A 4MO and like damn…that was nice 😆🤣🫡
I sat here thinking “I don’t remember being stressed about Christmas last year at all”and then I remember it’s because I SIMPLY REFUSED TO TRAVEL WITH A 2YO AND A 4MO and like damn…that was nice 😆🤣🫡
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
One of the few things husband and I continuously argue about year after year is holiday travel plans
I sat here thinking “I don’t remember being stressed about Christmas last year at all”and then I remember it’s because I SIMPLY REFUSED TO TRAVEL WITH A 2YO AND A 4MO and like damn…that was nice 😆🤣🫡
I sat here thinking “I don’t remember being stressed about Christmas last year at all”and then I remember it’s because I SIMPLY REFUSED TO TRAVEL WITH A 2YO AND A 4MO and like damn…that was nice 😆🤣🫡
I didn’t realize this was an adult milestone but I’ve officially hit the age where I can no longer tolerate the sound of any sort of silence sans MODERATE background noise
Like I’m acutely aware when the sound machines are off and it feels like my brain is on fire 💀
Tbh I blame the children
Like I’m acutely aware when the sound machines are off and it feels like my brain is on fire 💀
Tbh I blame the children
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November 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I didn’t realize this was an adult milestone but I’ve officially hit the age where I can no longer tolerate the sound of any sort of silence sans MODERATE background noise
Like I’m acutely aware when the sound machines are off and it feels like my brain is on fire 💀
Tbh I blame the children
Like I’m acutely aware when the sound machines are off and it feels like my brain is on fire 💀
Tbh I blame the children
This is your reminder to wrap your kids presents early bc you just might realize you’ve bought a wildly uneven amount of presents
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November 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
This is your reminder to wrap your kids presents early bc you just might realize you’ve bought a wildly uneven amount of presents
Husbands working all day today and I severely underestimated how much I’ve previously relied on him to simply keep the children away from the kitchen all day on Thanksgiving lmfao
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Husbands working all day today and I severely underestimated how much I’ve previously relied on him to simply keep the children away from the kitchen all day on Thanksgiving lmfao
Husband just came BARGING in our room and accused me of watching more Thanksgiving turkey cooking videos 😭😭😭
…I’m ashamed to admit he was right
…I’m ashamed to admit he was right
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Husband just came BARGING in our room and accused me of watching more Thanksgiving turkey cooking videos 😭😭😭
…I’m ashamed to admit he was right
…I’m ashamed to admit he was right
I NEED A MOTHAFUCKIN DOUBLE OVEN
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I NEED A MOTHAFUCKIN DOUBLE OVEN
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The House will have been in session for fewer than 30 days between July 1-December 31 and just had a 53-day recess. He makes $223K/year plus benefits including 75% of all health expenses for his entire family. Affordable Care Act subsidies expire Dec 31st for everyone else’s healthcare coverage.
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
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November 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
The House will have been in session for fewer than 30 days between July 1-December 31 and just had a 53-day recess. He makes $223K/year plus benefits including 75% of all health expenses for his entire family. Affordable Care Act subsidies expire Dec 31st for everyone else’s healthcare coverage.
My three year old fell down our death trap stairs and I can say in FULL CONFIDENCE that whoever designed this steep ass staircase was NOT a mother of young kids
DEATH. TRAP.
DEATH. TRAP.
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
My three year old fell down our death trap stairs and I can say in FULL CONFIDENCE that whoever designed this steep ass staircase was NOT a mother of young kids
DEATH. TRAP.
DEATH. TRAP.
Trying to get any Thanksgiving prep done with 2 little kids under my feet is basically an exercise in futility 😅😅
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November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Trying to get any Thanksgiving prep done with 2 little kids under my feet is basically an exercise in futility 😅😅
DO WE THINK I CAN GO FOR A SHORT RUN TODAY??
I haven’t ran in 3-4 days since everyone got sick and my race is next Saturday lmao
I haven’t ran in 3-4 days since everyone got sick and my race is next Saturday lmao
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
DO WE THINK I CAN GO FOR A SHORT RUN TODAY??
I haven’t ran in 3-4 days since everyone got sick and my race is next Saturday lmao
I haven’t ran in 3-4 days since everyone got sick and my race is next Saturday lmao
I was DUMB and ignored the BRAT recommendations and ordered CHIPOTLE because I haven’t had a real meal in 3 days
‘Twas delicious and then about 4 minutes later I am regretting all my life choices 🤢🤢
‘Twas delicious and then about 4 minutes later I am regretting all my life choices 🤢🤢
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I was DUMB and ignored the BRAT recommendations and ordered CHIPOTLE because I haven’t had a real meal in 3 days
‘Twas delicious and then about 4 minutes later I am regretting all my life choices 🤢🤢
‘Twas delicious and then about 4 minutes later I am regretting all my life choices 🤢🤢
Good news is- after an ungodly amount of zofran and sheer female determination, I think I made it through to the other side without only dry heaving, cramps, fatigue and shakiness bc I feel MUCH better tonight than I did this morning but TBD 😅
I fear my time has come. I thought I had Evaded that damned little noro rascal but alas, my efforts were unsuccessful.
It has been nice knowing all of you. Please send a babysitter in full PPE, zofran, phenergan and IV fluids
It has been nice knowing all of you. Please send a babysitter in full PPE, zofran, phenergan and IV fluids
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November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Good news is- after an ungodly amount of zofran and sheer female determination, I think I made it through to the other side without only dry heaving, cramps, fatigue and shakiness bc I feel MUCH better tonight than I did this morning but TBD 😅
Husband got to lay in bed all day when he had noro.
Meanwhile I’ve been alone with 2 kids, done the dishes,2 loads of laundry,coordinated with the plumber AND rearranged the garage so he has space to replace the hot water heater
💀💀💀🙃🙃🙃
In my next life I’d like to be a man with a SAHM wife. SMDH
Meanwhile I’ve been alone with 2 kids, done the dishes,2 loads of laundry,coordinated with the plumber AND rearranged the garage so he has space to replace the hot water heater
💀💀💀🙃🙃🙃
In my next life I’d like to be a man with a SAHM wife. SMDH
I fear my time has come. I thought I had Evaded that damned little noro rascal but alas, my efforts were unsuccessful.
It has been nice knowing all of you. Please send a babysitter in full PPE, zofran, phenergan and IV fluids
It has been nice knowing all of you. Please send a babysitter in full PPE, zofran, phenergan and IV fluids
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November 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Husband got to lay in bed all day when he had noro.
Meanwhile I’ve been alone with 2 kids, done the dishes,2 loads of laundry,coordinated with the plumber AND rearranged the garage so he has space to replace the hot water heater
💀💀💀🙃🙃🙃
In my next life I’d like to be a man with a SAHM wife. SMDH
Meanwhile I’ve been alone with 2 kids, done the dishes,2 loads of laundry,coordinated with the plumber AND rearranged the garage so he has space to replace the hot water heater
💀💀💀🙃🙃🙃
In my next life I’d like to be a man with a SAHM wife. SMDH
I fear my time has come. I thought I had Evaded that damned little noro rascal but alas, my efforts were unsuccessful.
It has been nice knowing all of you. Please send a babysitter in full PPE, zofran, phenergan and IV fluids
It has been nice knowing all of you. Please send a babysitter in full PPE, zofran, phenergan and IV fluids
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November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I fear my time has come. I thought I had Evaded that damned little noro rascal but alas, my efforts were unsuccessful.
It has been nice knowing all of you. Please send a babysitter in full PPE, zofran, phenergan and IV fluids
It has been nice knowing all of you. Please send a babysitter in full PPE, zofran, phenergan and IV fluids
How much zofran can I take before I contract QT prolongation
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
How much zofran can I take before I contract QT prolongation
MY TUMMY FEELS WEIRD
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
MY TUMMY FEELS WEIRD
I SURVIVED THE NIGHT
I def don’t feel normal but just feel pregnant nauseous where it’s just that low level constant background nausea
I def don’t feel normal but just feel pregnant nauseous where it’s just that low level constant background nausea
Oh god the nausea has begun
Just panickedly finished my skincare, took 2 zofran, 3 Advil and 2 Tylenol and a unisom lmfao
I have gathered the supplies
Just panickedly finished my skincare, took 2 zofran, 3 Advil and 2 Tylenol and a unisom lmfao
I have gathered the supplies
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I SURVIVED THE NIGHT
I def don’t feel normal but just feel pregnant nauseous where it’s just that low level constant background nausea
I def don’t feel normal but just feel pregnant nauseous where it’s just that low level constant background nausea
Oh god the nausea has begun
Just panickedly finished my skincare, took 2 zofran, 3 Advil and 2 Tylenol and a unisom lmfao
I have gathered the supplies
Just panickedly finished my skincare, took 2 zofran, 3 Advil and 2 Tylenol and a unisom lmfao
I have gathered the supplies
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Oh god the nausea has begun
Just panickedly finished my skincare, took 2 zofran, 3 Advil and 2 Tylenol and a unisom lmfao
I have gathered the supplies
Just panickedly finished my skincare, took 2 zofran, 3 Advil and 2 Tylenol and a unisom lmfao
I have gathered the supplies
I’m craving a cocktail and usually my first sign of being sick is that alcohol
Sounds repulsive
Is this just False hope????
Also, we still don’t have hot water so I was boiling water on the stove for an HOUR for the kids bath 🙃🙃🙃
Sounds repulsive
Is this just False hope????
Also, we still don’t have hot water so I was boiling water on the stove for an HOUR for the kids bath 🙃🙃🙃
Am I nauseous because I’m hot, in an n95 and scrambling to bleach the whole house or HAS MY TIME COME 😭😭😭
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I’m craving a cocktail and usually my first sign of being sick is that alcohol
Sounds repulsive
Is this just False hope????
Also, we still don’t have hot water so I was boiling water on the stove for an HOUR for the kids bath 🙃🙃🙃
Sounds repulsive
Is this just False hope????
Also, we still don’t have hot water so I was boiling water on the stove for an HOUR for the kids bath 🙃🙃🙃
Am I nauseous because I’m hot, in an n95 and scrambling to bleach the whole house or HAS MY TIME COME 😭😭😭
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Am I nauseous because I’m hot, in an n95 and scrambling to bleach the whole house or HAS MY TIME COME 😭😭😭
Do we think it’s even worth me bleaching the whole house at this point or is my fate already sealed lmao
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November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Do we think it’s even worth me bleaching the whole house at this point or is my fate already sealed lmao
Like, trust me I know noro is awful. But let’s say roles were reversed- he would’ve been at work and I would’ve been sick as shit home alone with 2 kids.
Which is likely what’s gunna end up happening tomorrow 🫡💀
Which is likely what’s gunna end up happening tomorrow 🫡💀
Well I was supposed to take my immigration English test today but husband is apparently an ailing Victorian child because he goes “I simply cannot drive or watch the children”
And just… fuckin MEN. They would never survive pregnancy
And just… fuckin MEN. They would never survive pregnancy
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Like, trust me I know noro is awful. But let’s say roles were reversed- he would’ve been at work and I would’ve been sick as shit home alone with 2 kids.
Which is likely what’s gunna end up happening tomorrow 🫡💀
Which is likely what’s gunna end up happening tomorrow 🫡💀
Well I was supposed to take my immigration English test today but husband is apparently an ailing Victorian child because he goes “I simply cannot drive or watch the children”
And just… fuckin MEN. They would never survive pregnancy
And just… fuckin MEN. They would never survive pregnancy
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Well I was supposed to take my immigration English test today but husband is apparently an ailing Victorian child because he goes “I simply cannot drive or watch the children”
And just… fuckin MEN. They would never survive pregnancy
And just… fuckin MEN. They would never survive pregnancy
I FEEL LIKE IM LIVING ON BORROWED TIME
I’m just sitting here waiting for it to hit me lmfao
I’m just sitting here waiting for it to hit me lmfao
Ugh I got the dreaded “MOM I FREW UPPPPP” call on the baby monitor after listening to my husband puke repeatedly for the last 3 hours
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I FEEL LIKE IM LIVING ON BORROWED TIME
I’m just sitting here waiting for it to hit me lmfao
I’m just sitting here waiting for it to hit me lmfao