Man, for real though because she screamed one of those screams where you just go into a BLIND panic 😭😭😭

Got a bruised hip but ok otherwise and I’ve already checked on her twice tonight since she’s gone to sleep because I’m ✨anxious✨

TRULY

YES husband said she basically log rolled down the last 5 steps and didn’t hit her head at least 😩

I had it too when I was in PA school!! It was easily the sickest and most exhausted I’ve ever been. Only figured out it was pertussis when one of my clinic patients came back positive for it 😬😬 went and got an updated booster ASAP

Luckily he never needed to come in the house and I wore a mask lmfao

Just had to help the maintenance man lift the hot water heater into our garage

💀💀 I may never recover

I really thought I was gunna luck out😭😭😭

Perfect love to hear it

Unfortunately couldn’t find my promethazine so hopefully the unisom does the lords work and just knocks me the fuck out 🫡

I’m hoping it’s just hunger induced nausea because I’ve been too scared to eat today 😅😅😅

Yeah I’m gunna go ahead and make me a little “vomit setup” by my bed 😅

I am also hungry AF and want some goddam pizza but do I really wanna vomit up pepperoni pizza????