EM PA but aspiring to be a trophy wife
It has been nice knowing all of you. Please send a babysitter in full PPE, zofran, phenergan and IV fluids
Meanwhile I’ve been alone with 2 kids, done the dishes,2 loads of laundry,coordinated with the plumber AND rearranged the garage so he has space to replace the hot water heater
💀💀💀🙃🙃🙃
In my next life I’d like to be a man with a SAHM wife. SMDH
It has been nice knowing all of you. Please send a babysitter in full PPE, zofran, phenergan and IV fluids
Meanwhile I’ve been alone with 2 kids, done the dishes,2 loads of laundry,coordinated with the plumber AND rearranged the garage so he has space to replace the hot water heater
💀💀💀🙃🙃🙃
In my next life I’d like to be a man with a SAHM wife. SMDH
It has been nice knowing all of you. Please send a babysitter in full PPE, zofran, phenergan and IV fluids
It has been nice knowing all of you. Please send a babysitter in full PPE, zofran, phenergan and IV fluids
I def don’t feel normal but just feel pregnant nauseous where it’s just that low level constant background nausea
Just panickedly finished my skincare, took 2 zofran, 3 Advil and 2 Tylenol and a unisom lmfao
I have gathered the supplies
I def don’t feel normal but just feel pregnant nauseous where it’s just that low level constant background nausea
Just panickedly finished my skincare, took 2 zofran, 3 Advil and 2 Tylenol and a unisom lmfao
I have gathered the supplies
Just panickedly finished my skincare, took 2 zofran, 3 Advil and 2 Tylenol and a unisom lmfao
I have gathered the supplies
Sounds repulsive
Is this just False hope????
Also, we still don’t have hot water so I was boiling water on the stove for an HOUR for the kids bath 🙃🙃🙃
Sounds repulsive
Is this just False hope????
Also, we still don’t have hot water so I was boiling water on the stove for an HOUR for the kids bath 🙃🙃🙃
Which is likely what’s gunna end up happening tomorrow 🫡💀
And just… fuckin MEN. They would never survive pregnancy
Which is likely what’s gunna end up happening tomorrow 🫡💀
And just… fuckin MEN. They would never survive pregnancy
And just… fuckin MEN. They would never survive pregnancy
I’m just sitting here waiting for it to hit me lmfao
I’m just sitting here waiting for it to hit me lmfao
Meanwhile husband is on his death bed lmfao
Meanwhile husband is on his death bed lmfao
Bc I just saw my husband COLLAPSE ON THE GROUND FROM “NAUSEA”
(15mo had a mild stomach bug this weekend)
Bc I just saw my husband COLLAPSE ON THE GROUND FROM “NAUSEA”
(15mo had a mild stomach bug this weekend)
But ok this won’t have consequences 👍
But ok this won’t have consequences 👍
One of the only animals on this earth that I’d let play “keep away” with my daughter like this
One of the only animals on this earth that I’d let play “keep away” with my daughter like this
..so tell me why I spent $40 on a practice exam for an ENGLISH LITERACY TEST and am low key panicking about the exam tomorrow lmao
..so tell me why I spent $40 on a practice exam for an ENGLISH LITERACY TEST and am low key panicking about the exam tomorrow lmao
Hair absolutely did NOT get washed. Gunna be going hard on the dry shampoo instead 🫡🫡
Very much UNEXCITED about my cold ass shower imma have to take tonight and of course it’s HAIR WASH DAY 🥲🥲🥲
Hair absolutely did NOT get washed. Gunna be going hard on the dry shampoo instead 🫡🫡
Very much UNEXCITED about my cold ass shower imma have to take tonight and of course it’s HAIR WASH DAY 🥲🥲🥲
Very much UNEXCITED about my cold ass shower imma have to take tonight and of course it’s HAIR WASH DAY 🥲🥲🥲
Having a pubic symphysis dysfunction flare up LESS THAN 2 WEEKS FROM MY HALF MARATHON
Having a pubic symphysis dysfunction flare up LESS THAN 2 WEEKS FROM MY HALF MARATHON
He said likely been a slow leak for a while, then it fully broke loose last night
He said likely been a slow leak for a while, then it fully broke loose last night
😭😭😭
😭😭😭
(Yes, they ARE supposed to have rubber on them, but the rubber piece apparently fell off of mine)
(Yes, they ARE supposed to have rubber on them, but the rubber piece apparently fell off of mine)