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Chris Martin

@mreschatologist.bsky.social

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I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Six Sigma Agile ISO-9000 Certified Dungeon Master, He/Him/Yinz 🏳️‍🌈

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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 4h

Licensed to Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy so it's a video game jam

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RUMBLE (feat. Masato)

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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 4h

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Une vie à t'aimer

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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 6h

Whoso pulleth out this sword of this pledge's asshole, is rightwise king born of all England.

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 1d

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
October 11,1954

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- WE SEE A BURGLAR ENTERING THROUGH AN OPEN WINDOW

P2-THE BURGLAR HAS ENTERED SLUGGO’S BEDROOM WHO IS SOUND ASLEEP, THE BURGLAR SEES THE POOR LIVING CONDITIONS THAT SLUGGO IS STAYING IN.

P3- THE BURGLAR HAS COMPASSION AND EXITS OUT THE WINDOW, BUT BEFORE LEAVING HE DROPS SOME COINS IN SLUGGO’S PIGGY BANK.

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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 6h

You see this bronze star, son? I got this one for saying Taylor Swift was mid. You see this purple heart? I got this one for retweeting an article about legalizing conversion therapy for Italians. Served? Hell yes I served. Now, where's my veteran's day free pancake?

Sally Jenkins @sallyjenx.bsky.social · 7h

Ratio me. Please. It's a badge of honor. If you don't like a link, go follow some chicken-heart who needs the approval of the thought-police. Caitlin Flanagan of @theatlantic.com is a tremendous writer and this piece is an excellent read. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

Don’t Bet Against Bari Weiss

The new editor in chief of CBS News triumphs over her critics.

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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 6h

Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 7h

Time to enjoy Amsterdam

Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 7h

We used to have proper oligarchs in this country like Howard Hughes, who went insane in really interesting ways. Now we have guys like Thiel and Musk talking like a fourteen year old who had to be told to stop wearing a tail to class.

Elliot @1t2ls.bsky.social · 13h

illustrations from his First Things article.

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 12h

Peter Thiel acting like people who crash out on tumblr after going manic

Elliot @1t2ls.bsky.social · 13h

illustrations from his First Things article.

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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 14h

(I ended up spending a good bit of money at the free cheese experience)

Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 16h

The three most beautiful words in the English language 😭

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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 17h

Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom - Wikipedia share.google/g767CxRktjV7...

Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom - Wikipedia

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Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 1d

Mr Laos. Just when you though this year was a bit quiet on the insanely huge, bedazzled, symbolic costumes along comes Mr Laos and blows everyone else out of the water. This is insane, but it's also *so* good.

A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025

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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 2d

Seeing Ms. Rachel say exactly what needs to be said to Obama is so damn refreshing

Dear President Obama,
I saw in your statement you said "Israeli families" & "the people of Gaza."
Palestinians have families, too.
This kind of language contributes to dehumanization. Dehumanization is part of what caused so many to stay silent as 20,000 children were killed in this genocide.
I've sat with wonderful Palestinian families from Gaza. They look at their children just like we look at ours - with all the love & hope in the world.
Love,
Ms Rachel

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Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 2d

Caitlin Flanagan
@CaitlinPacific
I’ve missed hearing Woody Allen’s voice - I’d been so rattled this week and there he was, his full self.

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@bariweiss
⁩ is the perfect interviewer. She seemed almost like a daughter to him - in a way she is. We all are.

Order Life with Baum!

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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 2d

Are horses in heaven like angels in the shape of horses or are they the ghosts of dead regular horses?

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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 2d

Jabba the Hutt with downward word balloon

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nobody @granddad.bsky.social · 3d

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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 3d

You heard it here first, folks, Regime CPA has joined Channel Awesome

Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 3d

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com · 4d

I’ve been circling a cursed thought for a while and it’s time to let it out: These guys are Disney Adults for fascism.

the corgi from cowboy bebop @realqrampage.fightins.online · 6d

LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

Kash Patel in his own merch looking fucking embarrassing as hell lmao

he’s so fucking ugly

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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 4d

Look none of my dad's cousins are as interesting as Blackagar Boltagon, sorry not sorry

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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 4d

Keith David, best known for his role as The Neighbor Who Collects the Money from the Donkey Kong Machine in Mister Rogers' Neighborhood. (He was also a resident carpenter in the Neighborhood of Make Believe) (1983)

Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 4d

Everyday accountants, administrative assistants, and clerks just doing their jobs. They like to have a little fun on Fridays just like us!

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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 5d

you think Frankenstein's monster is going to do something unspeakable to this woman, but it turns out he is misunderstood - he just wants to try on her clothes 😭

Frankenstein carrying an unconscious woman who looks a hell of a lot like Crepax's Valentina up the stairs - the bubbles read "Lectores: A que estais temiendo por la vida (y por la virginidad) de Zita?" and "Pero estad tranquilos... los gustos de Frankenstein son diferentes (je je je)..."

Frankenstein's creature checking himself out in a full-length mirror wearing a garter belt, fishnet stockings, and stilettos, word bubble reads "¡Bel...lo!"

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