Chris Martin
@mreschatologist.bsky.social
I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Six Sigma Agile ISO-9000 Certified Dungeon Master, He/Him/Yinz 🏳️🌈
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Going to a gay bar on Thanksgiving is a top tier experience. An 80 year old man told me he doesn't need a family, he just needs black dick
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Going to a gay bar on Thanksgiving is a top tier experience. An 80 year old man told me he doesn't need a family, he just needs black dick
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i feel like a lot of the disconnect between the ai boosters and the rest of us is about the fact that they do not think the humanities matter, therefore political, sociological, and cultural critiques don’t matter. “people are using this” is not an answer to “this is a detriment to society”
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i feel like a lot of the disconnect between the ai boosters and the rest of us is about the fact that they do not think the humanities matter, therefore political, sociological, and cultural critiques don’t matter. “people are using this” is not an answer to “this is a detriment to society”
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Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."
FBI’s Frantic Scramble to Redact Epstein Files Revealed
A trove of emails shows all-nighters and almost $1 million in overtime as Trumpworld debated releasing the Epstein files.
trib.al
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."
I let him have the bubble gun.
He was adamant about his continued and perpetual ownership and operation of said bubble gun.
He was adamant about his continued and perpetual ownership and operation of said bubble gun.
A toddler when in a moment of exhaustion and weakness you let them have or do something you normally wouldn’t:
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I let him have the bubble gun.
He was adamant about his continued and perpetual ownership and operation of said bubble gun.
He was adamant about his continued and perpetual ownership and operation of said bubble gun.
When the board game cafe owner in Kyoto told me my Japanese was "pretty good"
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
When the board game cafe owner in Kyoto told me my Japanese was "pretty good"
Jury is out if you can "update" or "remaster" something that wasn't finished to begin with, but a fully realized Xenogears based on what was published in Perfect Works would have me going on a gaming sabbatical
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Jury is out if you can "update" or "remaster" something that wasn't finished to begin with, but a fully realized Xenogears based on what was published in Perfect Works would have me going on a gaming sabbatical
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I grew up Catholic and you told me 3 beings should unconditionally love me and somehow this is my fault
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I grew up Catholic and you told me 3 beings should unconditionally love me and somehow this is my fault
If you see this post an anime you love
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
If you see this post an anime you love
The spellbook from Care Bears is the inspiration for most of my better Pathfinder/D&D NPCs.
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The spellbook from Care Bears is the inspiration for most of my better Pathfinder/D&D NPCs.
You were cool as hell, Arcana
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
You were cool as hell, Arcana
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I think I know what James Robinson and Tony Harris @tonyfuckingharris.bsky.social have been busy with at DC Comics Black Label.
I hope there are fans of 1994's Starman still interested in Jack Knight's untold Japanese adventure.
✋😍👈
I hope there are fans of 1994's Starman still interested in Jack Knight's untold Japanese adventure.
✋😍👈
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I think I know what James Robinson and Tony Harris @tonyfuckingharris.bsky.social have been busy with at DC Comics Black Label.
I hope there are fans of 1994's Starman still interested in Jack Knight's untold Japanese adventure.
✋😍👈
I hope there are fans of 1994's Starman still interested in Jack Knight's untold Japanese adventure.
✋😍👈
"Fat guy calling another fat guy a fat guy" is about as close as you can get to quintessential America in a single sentence.
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
"Fat guy calling another fat guy a fat guy" is about as close as you can get to quintessential America in a single sentence.
Sometimes you start with a really good title and just write from there.
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Sometimes you start with a really good title and just write from there.
If your local witch or wizard have raised their prices lately, here's why. Big city fashion designers are buying up vital spell components like "Wool from a gay sheep"
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
If your local witch or wizard have raised their prices lately, here's why. Big city fashion designers are buying up vital spell components like "Wool from a gay sheep"
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I wrote a book about US media’s complicity in the Gaza genocide. It's available for pre-order. It’s a data-driven and, I hope, thorough account of how center-left media sold the American public on mass death in Gaza.
Out 4/21. 100% of royalties go to @mecaforpeace.bsky.social.
Out 4/21. 100% of royalties go to @mecaforpeace.bsky.social.
How to Sell a Genocide - Pluto Press
A gripping exposé of how the corporate media fuelled genocide in Gaza
www.plutobooks.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I wrote a book about US media’s complicity in the Gaza genocide. It's available for pre-order. It’s a data-driven and, I hope, thorough account of how center-left media sold the American public on mass death in Gaza.
Out 4/21. 100% of royalties go to @mecaforpeace.bsky.social.
Out 4/21. 100% of royalties go to @mecaforpeace.bsky.social.
Feeling pity for all of my friends and associates who have to "work from home" and are missing out on important office conversations like the one I just had about "the naked pooper."
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Feeling pity for all of my friends and associates who have to "work from home" and are missing out on important office conversations like the one I just had about "the naked pooper."
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I aspire to be this carefree
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I aspire to be this carefree
Appreciate that my local sushi/jazz bar is a place of Culture.
youtu.be/octIqcusg0A?...
youtu.be/octIqcusg0A?...
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Appreciate that my local sushi/jazz bar is a place of Culture.
youtu.be/octIqcusg0A?...
youtu.be/octIqcusg0A?...
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
Very nice of Chevy Chase's parents and Uncle Joe to write in on his behalf
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Very nice of Chevy Chase's parents and Uncle Joe to write in on his behalf
Uncle vouched for me.
November 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Uncle vouched for me.