motzenballer
@motzenballer.com
Head garbage maker at @bootleggarbage.com
AuDHD, elder millenial/internet denizen
Cats & Hostas & Detroit & Stuff
AuDHD, elder millenial/internet denizen
Cats & Hostas & Detroit & Stuff
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i love how every guy on the us curling team looks like he works in IT
February 16, 2026 at 12:53 AM
i love how every guy on the us curling team looks like he works in IT
I walked like a half mile to this little island in the middle of Spider Lake today
February 15, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I walked like a half mile to this little island in the middle of Spider Lake today
Happy Birthday Mr Baseball
February 15, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Happy Birthday Mr Baseball
She also called the weather guy “a human shrek” and I’m dying because yeah, he is
Showed my mom this post btw
Adding this to the “confusing Bluesky things I show my partner while she’s still asleep” list
February 15, 2026 at 4:22 AM
She also called the weather guy “a human shrek” and I’m dying because yeah, he is
Showed my mom this post btw
Adding this to the “confusing Bluesky things I show my partner while she’s still asleep” list
Times article has an incredible illustration
February 15, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Showed my mom this post btw
I love this bot cuz it finds some wild shit
February 15, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I love this bot cuz it finds some wild shit
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Perfect score to whichever dude dunks mostly over someone dressed as an ICE agent that catches a face full of nuts
February 15, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Perfect score to whichever dude dunks mostly over someone dressed as an ICE agent that catches a face full of nuts
It’s Bee Well time, I love this place so much
February 14, 2026 at 7:03 PM
It’s Bee Well time, I love this place so much
Made it to my second home, beautiful Bellaire Michigan. Enjoying some Shorts Brewing before I visit my friends at Bee Well!! No better way to start a long weekend
February 14, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Made it to my second home, beautiful Bellaire Michigan. Enjoying some Shorts Brewing before I visit my friends at Bee Well!! No better way to start a long weekend
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Donnie Darko (2001)
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 13,1952
June 13,1952
February 14, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Donnie Darko (2001)
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help, I’m being mogmaxxed by my cat
February 14, 2026 at 3:21 AM
help, I’m being mogmaxxed by my cat
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I’m probably the only one who remembers it but I really have a big Dyspathy sized hole in my heart. Iykyk, it’s a local thing
February 14, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I’m probably the only one who remembers it but I really have a big Dyspathy sized hole in my heart. Iykyk, it’s a local thing
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
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over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 9:45 PM
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
I’ll dig through the Internet for more pictures later but damn she was gorgeous. I will never forget looking at that entry way and wish I could live in such a cool building. Credit to detroiturbex.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I’ll dig through the Internet for more pictures later but damn she was gorgeous. I will never forget looking at that entry way and wish I could live in such a cool building. Credit to detroiturbex.com
Absolute fucking tragedy. When I had my first job in Detroit when I was 18, I used to take Woodward down and passed a healthy, humming Highland Towers on the way. I’ve watched it close up, saw it after it burned, knew this was coming but it sucks. This building was fucking beautiful
Historic Highland Towers demolition underway in Highland Park after decades of vacancy
A $1 million demolition project is underway in Highland Park as excavation has begun at the historic Highland Towers, which has been vacant for nearly two decades.
www.wxyz.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Absolute fucking tragedy. When I had my first job in Detroit when I was 18, I used to take Woodward down and passed a healthy, humming Highland Towers on the way. I’ve watched it close up, saw it after it burned, knew this was coming but it sucks. This building was fucking beautiful
Smooth by Rob Smith and Santana is playing at the oil change place @matchbox30.bsky.social
February 13, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Smooth by Rob Smith and Santana is playing at the oil change place @matchbox30.bsky.social
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every time i find my stash of them, i get sad that post-its discontinued their best product, EXTREME sticky notes. paired with a space pen you could leave a post-it anywhere
February 13, 2026 at 7:09 PM
every time i find my stash of them, i get sad that post-its discontinued their best product, EXTREME sticky notes. paired with a space pen you could leave a post-it anywhere
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Clavicular, the Gen Z looksmaxxer who loves meth and hitting himself in the face with a hammer, is too stupid to realize he's ignited a war between two factions of far-right weirdos.
www.garbageday.email/p/clavicular...
www.garbageday.email/p/clavicular...
February 13, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Clavicular, the Gen Z looksmaxxer who loves meth and hitting himself in the face with a hammer, is too stupid to realize he's ignited a war between two factions of far-right weirdos.
www.garbageday.email/p/clavicular...
www.garbageday.email/p/clavicular...