holy whore androgyne
@mostlybeans.bsky.social
Doing my best to be that girl that's one of the boys. Pro-beetle.
Pinned
Life might sort of be an ocean of harm in which we all swim but I did eat a pint of fresh cherry tomatoes today so I am immortal and unkillable
If you should meet a kyuubey upon the road, kill him.
January 5, 2026 at 6:57 AM
If you should meet a kyuubey upon the road, kill him.
I *live* for intense eye contact from the goth femme at the counter in the fabric store
January 3, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I *live* for intense eye contact from the goth femme at the counter in the fabric store
The theme of my 2026 is "taking action to change my circumstance"
I'm not aiming for big changes, or for small changes. I'm not talking about bootstrapping upwards. I am building an internal locus of control and finding a better balance of "I'm driving events" and "events are occurring to me"
I'm not aiming for big changes, or for small changes. I'm not talking about bootstrapping upwards. I am building an internal locus of control and finding a better balance of "I'm driving events" and "events are occurring to me"
January 1, 2026 at 12:50 AM
The theme of my 2026 is "taking action to change my circumstance"
I'm not aiming for big changes, or for small changes. I'm not talking about bootstrapping upwards. I am building an internal locus of control and finding a better balance of "I'm driving events" and "events are occurring to me"
I'm not aiming for big changes, or for small changes. I'm not talking about bootstrapping upwards. I am building an internal locus of control and finding a better balance of "I'm driving events" and "events are occurring to me"
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This is just a note to say
that I have eaten the falcon
in a widening gyre
and that you were probably saving for anarchy
Forgive me
it was delicious
so rough
and full of passionate intensity
that I have eaten the falcon
in a widening gyre
and that you were probably saving for anarchy
Forgive me
it was delicious
so rough
and full of passionate intensity
December 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This is just a note to say
that I have eaten the falcon
in a widening gyre
and that you were probably saving for anarchy
Forgive me
it was delicious
so rough
and full of passionate intensity
that I have eaten the falcon
in a widening gyre
and that you were probably saving for anarchy
Forgive me
it was delicious
so rough
and full of passionate intensity
But sagacious Cool Beth, what shall we do seeing that boiling is a kiki act? Does this not mean that warmth is only bouba in the habitable midsection and kiki at the unpleasant extremities, not unlike the eponymous shapes themselves?
*ancient greek philosopher voice* water is bouba, but icicles can be kiki. this means it's not the water itself that is bouba, but rather the warmth
December 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
But sagacious Cool Beth, what shall we do seeing that boiling is a kiki act? Does this not mean that warmth is only bouba in the habitable midsection and kiki at the unpleasant extremities, not unlike the eponymous shapes themselves?
I highly recommend synchronizing your weekly injection with that of the other trans women in your life
December 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I highly recommend synchronizing your weekly injection with that of the other trans women in your life
Me and Alt-J saw you from across the bar and we were wondering: are you a point where two lines meet?
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Me and Alt-J saw you from across the bar and we were wondering: are you a point where two lines meet?
folks I continue to be pro-beetle
Beetle Yuri. Yuri of Beetles
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
folks I continue to be pro-beetle
she's just like me for real for real
star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
November 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
she's just like me for real for real
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creature of the week? Some Guy
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 AM
creature of the week? Some Guy
the crazy thing about reading history is the unwavering constancy with which police are on the wrong side of it
November 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
the crazy thing about reading history is the unwavering constancy with which police are on the wrong side of it
Lohn Jennon
Heorge Garrison
Stingo Rarr
Maul PcCartney
Heorge Garrison
Stingo Rarr
Maul PcCartney
November 21, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Lohn Jennon
Heorge Garrison
Stingo Rarr
Maul PcCartney
Heorge Garrison
Stingo Rarr
Maul PcCartney
If you are trans (you are) and you wore a stupid hat while you were in the closet (and you did) I require you to begin wearing it again now that you're out. You will look sick as hell (it's true)
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
If you are trans (you are) and you wore a stupid hat while you were in the closet (and you did) I require you to begin wearing it again now that you're out. You will look sick as hell (it's true)
goodness I love lindy hop
October 13, 2025 at 6:54 AM
goodness I love lindy hop
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somebody stop her she's reading Theory again
July 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
somebody stop her she's reading Theory again
everyone loves mutual masturbation but the moment I start talking about wanting to union bust suddenly I'm the bad guy
October 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
everyone loves mutual masturbation but the moment I start talking about wanting to union bust suddenly I'm the bad guy
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One Piece of Trivia
October 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
One Piece of Trivia
"Now get back to work polishing my tungsten gauntlets til I can see your watering eyes reflected in them."
"Oh you can tell the brass if you like. We both know exactly how that'll go. Awwwh, did you think you were special? A hero-to-be? No, dog, you're just like all the others. Warm, wet cannon fodder. Whether it's the empire who gets you first, or me on a bad day, makes no difference to the officers."
You're a bottom rung ensign from some shitworld no-one's heard of. She's a Valkyrie from Earth. You joined up to put food on your family's table. She was on the recruitment posters.
Being coerced into spitshining her armor is the greatest honor your bloodline will ever receive. Show some gratitude.
Being coerced into spitshining her armor is the greatest honor your bloodline will ever receive. Show some gratitude.
September 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"Now get back to work polishing my tungsten gauntlets til I can see your watering eyes reflected in them."
average T4T couple
September 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
average T4T couple
Gonna get out ahead of this one by saying that if I get famous and am inevitably ragdolled across the stage from 200 yards, the one who Posts Best about it gets beers on me in heaven
September 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Gonna get out ahead of this one by saying that if I get famous and am inevitably ragdolled across the stage from 200 yards, the one who Posts Best about it gets beers on me in heaven
who up jabbering their wock
September 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
who up jabbering their wock
God I love the once-over of "I thought you were a hot lady but now I think you're a dude who could fuck me up" because lemme tell ya brother you're right on both counts
September 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
God I love the once-over of "I thought you were a hot lady but now I think you're a dude who could fuck me up" because lemme tell ya brother you're right on both counts
this is fucking me up about as good as when I realized that "despise" literally means "to look down on"
relatedly, all birdwatching is auspicious because that's literally what it means (ave - spex - ious) (meaning, a good omen was interpreted from the flight of birds)
let's bring back reading the will of the gods by examining the entrails of humanely sacrificed animals
instead of saying stuff is auspicious we can say it's haruspicious
instead of saying stuff is auspicious we can say it's haruspicious
August 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
this is fucking me up about as good as when I realized that "despise" literally means "to look down on"
My pussy is keto it can't be bread
August 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
My pussy is keto it can't be bread