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mostlybeans.bsky.social
fifteen sunlight echoing amongst pillars
@mostlybeans.bsky.social
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Doing my best to be that girl that's one of the boys. Pro-beetle.
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Life might sort of be an ocean of harm in which we all swim but I did eat a pint of fresh cherry tomatoes today so I am immortal and unkillable
The other day I was trying to name as many toa as I could and I did five of six (can't remember the red fire dude with the sword)
Brb changing my name to slowpoke, clocking in at 1.7 seconds

What's the average syllable distribution of names because my 3-2-2 feels... unwieldy
genuinely not opening this even though I am 100% convinced it's just you made a delicious meal full of hot peppers
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somebody stop her she's reading Theory again
how many angels can dance on the head of a penis
I couldn't have been older than 10 when I first watched Princess Mononoke. If that movie can be reduced to an aesthetic, it's the frame that imprinted on my childhood brain:

San spitting Moro's blood into the river; healing can look like pain.

fucked me up forever [positive]
everyone loves mutual masturbation but the moment I start talking about wanting to union bust suddenly I'm the bad guy
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[pedantic, condescending]
Um, actually, that's Melkor's perineum.
"Now get back to work polishing my tungsten gauntlets til I can see your watering eyes reflected in them."
"Oh you can tell the brass if you like. We both know exactly how that'll go. Awwwh, did you think you were special? A hero-to-be? No, dog, you're just like all the others. Warm, wet cannon fodder. Whether it's the empire who gets you first, or me on a bad day, makes no difference to the officers."
Gonna get out ahead of this one by saying that if I get famous and am inevitably ragdolled across the stage from 200 yards, the one who Posts Best about it gets beers on me in heaven
we need our best & brightest to invent Nightshade for books
It might see play once Polukranos rotates
Anyway, Don't Do This, Dudes On The Street
God I love the once-over of "I thought you were a hot lady but now I think you're a dude who could fuck me up" because lemme tell ya brother you're right on both counts
this is fucking me up about as good as when I realized that "despise" literally means "to look down on"
relatedly, all birdwatching is auspicious because that's literally what it means (ave - spex - ious) (meaning, a good omen was interpreted from the flight of birds)
let's bring back reading the will of the gods by examining the entrails of humanely sacrificed animals

instead of saying stuff is auspicious we can say it's haruspicious
If you were a nonlegendary creature, which would you be?

Invaluable skills from one side of a divide serve me better on the other.