If you hold your poop for long enough, you get a really phat ass.
March 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
If you hold your poop for long enough, you get a really phat ass.
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I don’t invite people inside of my house just in case they’re vampires or regular people.
October 5, 2024 at 6:31 PM
I don’t invite people inside of my house just in case they’re vampires or regular people.
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Most adults have thirty-two teeth but you can have as many as you like if your pockets are big enough
February 18, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Most adults have thirty-two teeth but you can have as many as you like if your pockets are big enough
[Colloseum, 200 ad]
Emperor: Gladiators, fight and die with honor!
Me: *blushing* but there's so many people watching.
Emperor: Gladiators, fight and die with honor!
Me: *blushing* but there's so many people watching.
January 7, 2024 at 1:30 AM
[Colloseum, 200 ad]
Emperor: Gladiators, fight and die with honor!
Me: *blushing* but there's so many people watching.
Emperor: Gladiators, fight and die with honor!
Me: *blushing* but there's so many people watching.
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[chuckling while i think about life]
hahaha we have overcomplicated EVERYthing
[chuckling continues but you can tell it’s masking an overall larger emotion that isn’t chuckle related]
hahaha we have overcomplicated EVERYthing
[chuckling continues but you can tell it’s masking an overall larger emotion that isn’t chuckle related]
December 5, 2023 at 11:09 AM
[chuckling while i think about life]
hahaha we have overcomplicated EVERYthing
[chuckling continues but you can tell it’s masking an overall larger emotion that isn’t chuckle related]
hahaha we have overcomplicated EVERYthing
[chuckling continues but you can tell it’s masking an overall larger emotion that isn’t chuckle related]
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Surely the devs thought to run a Henry Kissinger Dies stress test on the servers
November 30, 2023 at 3:07 AM
Surely the devs thought to run a Henry Kissinger Dies stress test on the servers
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Say what you will about Henry Kissinger,
November 30, 2023 at 2:24 AM
Say what you will about Henry Kissinger,
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People critical of celebrating Kissinger's passing should understand that in a way it's honoring him, given how much he adored death.
November 30, 2023 at 3:20 AM
People critical of celebrating Kissinger's passing should understand that in a way it's honoring him, given how much he adored death.
And let this be a lesson to all those other war criminals
November 30, 2023 at 3:45 AM
And let this be a lesson to all those other war criminals
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Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner
November 30, 2023 at 2:05 AM
Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner
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chauvin is stabbed & rittenhouse is broke?
kissinger could do the funniest fucking thing right now…
kissinger could do the funniest fucking thing right now…
November 25, 2023 at 2:31 AM
chauvin is stabbed & rittenhouse is broke?
kissinger could do the funniest fucking thing right now…
kissinger could do the funniest fucking thing right now…
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[hearing that some guy died]
oh good that guy loved dying
oh good that guy loved dying
November 30, 2023 at 2:47 AM
[hearing that some guy died]
oh good that guy loved dying
oh good that guy loved dying
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Me: This milk tastes funny
Lactating clown: Thank you
Lactating clown: Thank you
September 20, 2023 at 8:28 PM
Me: This milk tastes funny
Lactating clown: Thank you
Lactating clown: Thank you
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Sorry to break the news but Waldo is dead. You can stop looking.
November 19, 2023 at 6:50 PM
Sorry to break the news but Waldo is dead. You can stop looking.
accidentally joined a conspiracy to assassinate the archduke (again)
November 25, 2023 at 8:59 PM
accidentally joined a conspiracy to assassinate the archduke (again)
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That trick of adding a little water to a shampoo bottle to get a little more life out of it? Don't try it with ketchup.
Your hair will smell like ketchup.
Your hair will smell like ketchup.
November 8, 2023 at 3:17 PM
That trick of adding a little water to a shampoo bottle to get a little more life out of it? Don't try it with ketchup.
Your hair will smell like ketchup.
Your hair will smell like ketchup.
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Losing a loved one during the holidays is tough. My dad died during Shrimpfest
November 25, 2023 at 6:21 PM
Losing a loved one during the holidays is tough. My dad died during Shrimpfest
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I always check both ends of my spaghetti before eating so I don't accidentally kiss a dog.
July 11, 2023 at 1:17 PM
I always check both ends of my spaghetti before eating so I don't accidentally kiss a dog.