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Morgan Jarrett
@morganjarrett.bsky.social
Dog mom. Accidental birder. Secretly a pirate.
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Black Friday | Peculiarity Shop
The Peculiarity Shop Black Friday Collection, 11/28/2025, 12pm EST.
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November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
And it’s SO GOOD.
Annual reminder that I've got a holiday romcom out

"A super-steamy queer holiday romance that deals with serious topics, such as substance addiction, identity exploration, and family strife, while still managing to be uproariously funny and incredibly romantic." —Library Journal (⭐ review)
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Google Maps was like, “Lunch? Ay, there’s a Culver’s up ahead for you.”

Beloveds: it is still UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
November 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Much fierce, so tasty.
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
👇👇👇

Do. Not. Pirate. Books. You cheese holes.
I posted a buy link here to "A Magical Inheritance" a few days ago, and 24 of you immediately went to Anna's Archives and fucking stole it from me.

Yes, stole it.

I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.

🖕
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Much fierce, so tasty.
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
This little boy in Great Clips is just THRILLED that my name is Morgan.

“It’s my favorite!” he keeps crowing. “Like Morgan & Morgan on TV!”

Happy to help? 😂
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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accidentally smudged this drawing but i feel like it actually works better this way!! some mistakes turn out for the better
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Mila says good-night to everyone who’s followed along since she joined Casa Jarrett and learned that she’s safe here. 💗
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Normally I do the drive-thru at Dunkin.
Intuition led me to go inside for once.

The lady behind me struck up a conversation out of nowhere about her weight loss, diabetes, and fear of needles.

To me.

A person taking an oral GLP-1.

I think I helped change a life today.
November 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
As someone who never returned the VHS of Ever After to Hollywood video, I love this so much.
November 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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I’ve invented a hot tub from which you can point the finger of blame. I call it the j’accuzzi
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This drugstore Santa gave me the creeps.
The CREEPS.
Look at this guy.
With his tree lantern thingy.
And his pine cones.
I said NO.
NO.
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This is one of the most painful, batshit things I’ve ever read. Heartbreaking and grotesque.
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Better make sure they get their shot at the ER. Mar-a-Lago Face is a horrible way to go.
(DEVELOPING) Laura Loomer has bitten a secret service agent
November 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
👀👀

There was no line at McDonald’s.

At 5:30. On a Friday night. On Free Fry Friday.

I know I’m a witch, but DAMN.
November 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
View of Charles the gator through the lanai screen. I didn’t wanna tiptoe outside and scare him; he’s not even four feet long yet. 🐊
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
What in the sweet hot FUCK? They planned to murder all the Black men on an island of 87,000 people? Leaving out the rest of their filthy plot, how the HELL? The audacity.
Gavin and Tanner, planned and trained for nearly a year, legal documents say, in an elaborate attempt to invade a Haitian island, kill its Black men, enslave its Black women and Black children and fulfill their "rape fantasies."

www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
NTX men planned to murder men, enslave women on foreign island: Indictment
Two North Texas men have been indicted for an alleged scheme to sail to a foreign island, murder all the men, and enslave the women and children.
www.fox4news.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Speaking of clsssic ‘80s fantasy films: I think some of y’all are still sleeping on Krull.

Is it a great film? No.

But it IS full of ‘80s fantasy weirdness, a really good score, and some absolute nightmare fuel sequences. Worth the watch.
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The Goonies
The Princess Bride
The Last Unicorn
Labyrinth
Name your top 4 80s films.
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I love me a foggy Florida morning.
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Cruise ship: come to our med spa for a rejuvenating IV treatment!

Me:
November 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM