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Dirty woke leftie. Idiot. Make racists afraid again. Mother of chip baguettes. Fascinate me with cheese. Praise Ra. Bipetsual. Join a Union. Please tell your pet that I love them. Listen up, tens, a 4 is speaking. AuDHD. #YoureSafeWithMe
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Hi, loves.
Just to refresh you, if you're the sort of cunt that thinks setting fire to a hotel and waving a flag around whilst you do it is cool and somehow means you're "protecting are kids", please get the fuck away from me.
Thank you. x
Just to refresh you, if you're the sort of cunt that thinks setting fire to a hotel and waving a flag around whilst you do it is cool and somehow means you're "protecting are kids", please get the fuck away from me.
Thank you. x
Everything reminds me of him. 😭
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Everything reminds me of him. 😭
Congratulations to anyone who made it further than the first ten minutes of #Malice. May you not regret the time it takes you to watch the entire series; personally, I still want someone else to go through Whitehall's pockets to get my ten minutes back.
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Congratulations to anyone who made it further than the first ten minutes of #Malice. May you not regret the time it takes you to watch the entire series; personally, I still want someone else to go through Whitehall's pockets to get my ten minutes back.
Oh dear. What a shame. Never mind.
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Oh dear. What a shame. Never mind.
When your brother is a fat shit who won't let you sleep on your comfy tower (he has his own he never lets you on).
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
When your brother is a fat shit who won't let you sleep on your comfy tower (he has his own he never lets you on).
I am this dog, and they are me.
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I am this dog, and they are me.
Daniel L understands.
November 20, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Daniel L understands.
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Day four of my Pre Christmas BIG STUDIO SALE is now on in my on line shop!! Prices start at £50. More than 50% off everything in the shop. No discount codes needed. Follow the link here or in my bio
andysylvesterartist.bigcartel.com
#gayart #gaythemed #gay #queerart #art #artist #gayartist
andysylvesterartist.bigcartel.com
#gayart #gaythemed #gay #queerart #art #artist #gayartist
November 19, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Day four of my Pre Christmas BIG STUDIO SALE is now on in my on line shop!! Prices start at £50. More than 50% off everything in the shop. No discount codes needed. Follow the link here or in my bio
andysylvesterartist.bigcartel.com
#gayart #gaythemed #gay #queerart #art #artist #gayartist
andysylvesterartist.bigcartel.com
#gayart #gaythemed #gay #queerart #art #artist #gayartist
Yes, it's #InternationalMensDay, but when's #InternationalWomensDay?
November 19, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Yes, it's #InternationalMensDay, but when's #InternationalWomensDay?
"Actually, no, I wasn't asleep on "your" bed, cos it is "our" bed, innit."
November 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
"Actually, no, I wasn't asleep on "your" bed, cos it is "our" bed, innit."
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Old joke warning:-
Man walks into a bar with a dog. One of the regulars says 'Is your dog friendly?'. The man says yes.
The regular goes to stroke the dog and it bites him.
'I thought you said your dog was friendly!'
'This isn't my dog'
Man walks into a bar with a dog. One of the regulars says 'Is your dog friendly?'. The man says yes.
The regular goes to stroke the dog and it bites him.
'I thought you said your dog was friendly!'
'This isn't my dog'
November 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Old joke warning:-
Man walks into a bar with a dog. One of the regulars says 'Is your dog friendly?'. The man says yes.
The regular goes to stroke the dog and it bites him.
'I thought you said your dog was friendly!'
'This isn't my dog'
Man walks into a bar with a dog. One of the regulars says 'Is your dog friendly?'. The man says yes.
The regular goes to stroke the dog and it bites him.
'I thought you said your dog was friendly!'
'This isn't my dog'
Her eyelashes!
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Her eyelashes!
Fuckimg same, lads.
November 18, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Fuckimg same, lads.
This could be us, but you run too fast and my advanced arthritis makes it difficult for me to catch you, and to raise my arms up high to get a good strangulation grip.
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 AM
This could be us, but you run too fast and my advanced arthritis makes it difficult for me to catch you, and to raise my arms up high to get a good strangulation grip.
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you got this
November 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
you got this
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What about any gold they might have in their teeth?
Govt minister Alex Norris is asked if the govt will take jewellery from people [fleeing war and persecution]. Norris says the govt won't be taking peoples wedding rings but they will seize assets.
November 17, 2025 at 8:29 AM
What about any gold they might have in their teeth?
*Says nothing, but you know who you are. We both do.*
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
*Says nothing, but you know who you are. We both do.*
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I'd say remember the ickle baby Jeebus, and I don't even believe in sky daddy and his friends.
November 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I'd say remember the ickle baby Jeebus, and I don't even believe in sky daddy and his friends.
November 16, 2025 at 9:15 AM
"Yes, I went to Sex Island, but I was only there for the sunbathing (and the Hubba Bubba)."
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 AM
"Yes, I went to Sex Island, but I was only there for the sunbathing (and the Hubba Bubba)."