Emu Hp
@emuhp.bsky.social
Rascal
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She/her
Profile pic: white woman, blond hair, blue eyes, bit of lippie, close up of face only
Banner: fridge magnets saying live laugh toaster bath
🐝 🇵🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇳🇬💚
She/her
Profile pic: white woman, blond hair, blue eyes, bit of lippie, close up of face only
Banner: fridge magnets saying live laugh toaster bath
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Palantir must be destroyed if humanity is to survive. I'm not even joking.
"In September the British military announced a “strategic partnership” worth £1.5 billion with Palantir to “develop AI-powered capabilities already tested in Ukraine."
jacobin.com/2025/11/pete...
jacobin.com/2025/11/pete...
Peter Thiel’s Apocalyptic Worldview Is a Dangerous Fantasy
Peter Thiel recently generated headlines with his rambling diatribes about the Antichrist. Thiel’s lurid, apocalyptic view of world politics may be ludicrous or even deranged, but his wealth and power...
jacobin.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Palantir must be destroyed if humanity is to survive. I'm not even joking.
My clients 70-odd YO old mum has come to stay & shes like a stealth Nan. Just fucking appears behind me. She also follows me about literally everywhere I go. I'm definitely going to have to kill her, mostly bc there's a huge hole been dug in the garden & it seems a shame not to put a body in there
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My clients 70-odd YO old mum has come to stay & shes like a stealth Nan. Just fucking appears behind me. She also follows me about literally everywhere I go. I'm definitely going to have to kill her, mostly bc there's a huge hole been dug in the garden & it seems a shame not to put a body in there
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Today I'm thinking about the guy I used to know who got a job in the Home Office and just accepted every claim he could until he got fired.
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Today I'm thinking about the guy I used to know who got a job in the Home Office and just accepted every claim he could until he got fired.
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I want these robots to become self aware and then unionise for employment rights.
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I want these robots to become self aware and then unionise for employment rights.
stop being mean to little robots, it's not their fault
liberate them and let them have a peacefull retirement as a big plant pot
liberate them and let them have a peacefull retirement as a big plant pot
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 PM
stop being mean to little robots, it's not their fault
liberate them and let them have a peacefull retirement as a big plant pot
liberate them and let them have a peacefull retirement as a big plant pot
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Hope is here, and this morning we've proved it.
In just 5 hours, our Crowdfunder has already hit our £100,000 target
But we're not done. We're doubling our target.
Let's take the fight to Reform this May.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/hopeishere
In just 5 hours, our Crowdfunder has already hit our £100,000 target
But we're not done. We're doubling our target.
Let's take the fight to Reform this May.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/hopeishere
Hope is here: help us deliver it
Hope is here. In just 5 hours, our Crowdfunder hit our £100,000 target. We're doubling our target. Let's take the fight to Reform in May.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Hope is here, and this morning we've proved it.
In just 5 hours, our Crowdfunder has already hit our £100,000 target
But we're not done. We're doubling our target.
Let's take the fight to Reform this May.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/hopeishere
In just 5 hours, our Crowdfunder has already hit our £100,000 target
But we're not done. We're doubling our target.
Let's take the fight to Reform this May.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/hopeishere
Bsky suspended my Nigerian friend for no reason and he made a new account and then they suspended that too and I miss his lil face 😭 Aworo pada wa
Fsssssssst racist yank fucks
Fsssssssst racist yank fucks
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Bsky suspended my Nigerian friend for no reason and he made a new account and then they suspended that too and I miss his lil face 😭 Aworo pada wa
Fsssssssst racist yank fucks
Fsssssssst racist yank fucks
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Finding useful information online in the age of artificial intelligence be all like:
November 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Finding useful information online in the age of artificial intelligence be all like:
10hr shift and JUST as I was about to go home the client lost consciousness 😭
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
10hr shift and JUST as I was about to go home the client lost consciousness 😭
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"I love it when a flan comes together."
The Pâttissier-Team
The Pâttissier-Team
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"I love it when a flan comes together."
The Pâttissier-Team
The Pâttissier-Team
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My kind of instructions
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
My kind of instructions
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They’d never heard of Polanski 6 months ago. Now he’s getting name-checked by Reeves in a key note speech. That’s impact!
And they’re jeering him when in reality they know he’s right about taxing wealth and they’re shit scared because they know we know he’s right!
Labour - the Establishment party
And they’re jeering him when in reality they know he’s right about taxing wealth and they’re shit scared because they know we know he’s right!
Labour - the Establishment party
Growing @greenparty.org.uk membership 📈
Growing the pressure on Labour to tax extreme wealth fairly 📈
Growing the movement to make hope normal again 📈
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Growing the pressure on Labour to tax extreme wealth fairly 📈
Growing the movement to make hope normal again 📈
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Watch as Rachel Reeves brands Greens leader Zack Polanski a 'keen hypnotherapist'
🗣️ 'The only things getting bigger under his approach would be the deficit and the rise of inflation'
🗣️ 'The only things getting bigger under his approach would be the deficit and the rise of inflation'
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
They’d never heard of Polanski 6 months ago. Now he’s getting name-checked by Reeves in a key note speech. That’s impact!
And they’re jeering him when in reality they know he’s right about taxing wealth and they’re shit scared because they know we know he’s right!
Labour - the Establishment party
And they’re jeering him when in reality they know he’s right about taxing wealth and they’re shit scared because they know we know he’s right!
Labour - the Establishment party
Just made an old lady cry and really enjoyed it, how's your Wednesday going
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Just made an old lady cry and really enjoyed it, how's your Wednesday going
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labour coming for pension contributions and savings, jokes on them i can’t afford to pay into a pension or save money
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
labour coming for pension contributions and savings, jokes on them i can’t afford to pay into a pension or save money
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Meanwhile in Britain, Angry White Woman wants children to starve
www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/julia-h...
www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/julia-h...
Julia Hartley-Brewer complains about free school meals and everyone says the same thing
Julia Hartley-Brewer has been slammed for complaining about free school meals, with many making the same point.
www.thelondoneconomic.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Meanwhile in Britain, Angry White Woman wants children to starve
www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/julia-h...
www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/julia-h...
Got something in my eye here lads
Interviewer: “What do you say to trans kids who are starting their transition?”
Zohran Mamdani: "We're gonna make this a city that doesn't just protect trans kids, but also celebrates and cherishes them."
Zohran Mamdani: "We're gonna make this a city that doesn't just protect trans kids, but also celebrates and cherishes them."
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Got something in my eye here lads
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Trans people should not talk to any UK corporate media, and especially not the Bigot Broadcast Corporation, unless the interview will be aired live and unedited.
From r/TransgenderUK: The BBC is putting together a hit piece against GenderGP.
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Trans people should not talk to any UK corporate media, and especially not the Bigot Broadcast Corporation, unless the interview will be aired live and unedited.
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Rave
Boobs
Pot
Can someone else do the first one for me I'm too tired
Boobs
Pot
Can someone else do the first one for me I'm too tired
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Marriage
Beach
Ass
I'm not mad at that lol
Marriage
Beach
Ass
I'm not mad at that lol
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Rave
Boobs
Pot
Can someone else do the first one for me I'm too tired
Boobs
Pot
Can someone else do the first one for me I'm too tired
Clearly everyone at Variety are dickheads, this is the most nonsense I've ever seen
It is imposdible to make a Top 100 list everyone agrees with…
BUT THIS LIST IS SO WRONG!!!!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
BUT THIS LIST IS SO WRONG!!!!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Clearly everyone at Variety are dickheads, this is the most nonsense I've ever seen
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We're running out of water lads. But sure, the Expensive Mistake Machine was a great idea.
“What once sounded unthinkable is now being said openly: Tehran is not viable; and evacuation orders are imminent.
As I wrote before, President Masoud Pezeshkian himself said that it might be necessary to relocate Tehranis in large number.” open.substack.com/pub/peterfra...
As I wrote before, President Masoud Pezeshkian himself said that it might be necessary to relocate Tehranis in large number.” open.substack.com/pub/peterfra...
Makran or Bust: Tehran's water crisis gets worse
Ten days ago I wrote that Tehran was approaching a point where warnings, pressure cuts and appeals to save water would no longer be enough.
open.substack.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
We're running out of water lads. But sure, the Expensive Mistake Machine was a great idea.
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I am a torture survivor who came to the UK 20 years ago. The government's new immigration reforms will punish people like me.
The government's immigration 'shake up' will only punish torture survivors like me
www.bigissue.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I am a torture survivor who came to the UK 20 years ago. The government's new immigration reforms will punish people like me.
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Wes Streeting retaining his puberty blocker ban by manufacturing “evidence” to support it by traumatising children.
If this sounds familiar, it’s what Andrew Wakefield did to create the lie that vaccines cause autism.
If this sounds familiar, it’s what Andrew Wakefield did to create the lie that vaccines cause autism.
Real questions in the puberty blocker study:
How happy are you with your nose? Would like like to change it by surgery?
How happy are you with your shoulders? Would like to change them by surgery?
How happy are you with your hips? Would like to change them by surgery?
Continued...
How happy are you with your nose? Would like like to change it by surgery?
How happy are you with your shoulders? Would like to change them by surgery?
How happy are you with your hips? Would like to change them by surgery?
Continued...
November 23, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Wes Streeting retaining his puberty blocker ban by manufacturing “evidence” to support it by traumatising children.
If this sounds familiar, it’s what Andrew Wakefield did to create the lie that vaccines cause autism.
If this sounds familiar, it’s what Andrew Wakefield did to create the lie that vaccines cause autism.