Mick Lynch's Fan Club
@moreutterpiffle.bsky.social
Dirty woke leftie. Idiot. Make racists afraid again. Mother of chip baguettes. Fascinate me with cheese. Praise Ra. Bipetsual. Join a Union. Please tell your pet that I love them. Listen up, tens, a 4 is speaking. AuDHD. #YoureSafeWithMe
Everything reminds me of him. 😭
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Everything reminds me of him. 😭
Oh dear. What a shame. Never mind.
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Oh dear. What a shame. Never mind.
When your brother is a fat shit who won't let you sleep on your comfy tower (he has his own he never lets you on).
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
When your brother is a fat shit who won't let you sleep on your comfy tower (he has his own he never lets you on).
I am this dog, and they are me.
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I am this dog, and they are me.
Daniel L understands.
November 20, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Daniel L understands.
Yes, it's #InternationalMensDay, but when's #InternationalWomensDay?
November 19, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Yes, it's #InternationalMensDay, but when's #InternationalWomensDay?
"Actually, no, I wasn't asleep on "your" bed, cos it is "our" bed, innit."
November 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
"Actually, no, I wasn't asleep on "your" bed, cos it is "our" bed, innit."
Her eyelashes!
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Her eyelashes!
Fuckimg same, lads.
November 18, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Fuckimg same, lads.
This could be us, but you run too fast and my advanced arthritis makes it difficult for me to catch you, and to raise my arms up high to get a good strangulation grip.
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 AM
This could be us, but you run too fast and my advanced arthritis makes it difficult for me to catch you, and to raise my arms up high to get a good strangulation grip.
*Says nothing, but you know who you are. We both do.*
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
*Says nothing, but you know who you are. We both do.*
I'd say remember the ickle baby Jeebus, and I don't even believe in sky daddy and his friends.
November 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I'd say remember the ickle baby Jeebus, and I don't even believe in sky daddy and his friends.
November 16, 2025 at 9:15 AM
"Yes, I went to Sex Island, but I was only there for the sunbathing (and the Hubba Bubba)."
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 AM
"Yes, I went to Sex Island, but I was only there for the sunbathing (and the Hubba Bubba)."
Of course it's all in my mind. That's where my brain that doesn't work properly is, FFS.
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Of course it's all in my mind. That's where my brain that doesn't work properly is, FFS.
Finally, my inner beast has been identified.
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Finally, my inner beast has been identified.
*Shakes fist at the sky, which further alerts you to my presence due to my wrist / elbow / shoulder maracas*
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 AM
*Shakes fist at the sky, which further alerts you to my presence due to my wrist / elbow / shoulder maracas*
Wednesday, 12th November, 2025.
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Wednesday, 12th November, 2025.
