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Ok, no more DMs now. There's a small percentage that are normal but the rest are a mixture of spam and just plain weird.
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My partner is & has always been frugal. Sometimes to a greater extent to the point of being a bit tight.
But today marked a whole new level when they actually said to me out of nowhere:
"I noticed you opened a new onion when there's still a bit in the fridge".
But today marked a whole new level when they actually said to me out of nowhere:
"I noticed you opened a new onion when there's still a bit in the fridge".
November 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
My partner is & has always been frugal. Sometimes to a greater extent to the point of being a bit tight.
But today marked a whole new level when they actually said to me out of nowhere:
"I noticed you opened a new onion when there's still a bit in the fridge".
But today marked a whole new level when they actually said to me out of nowhere:
"I noticed you opened a new onion when there's still a bit in the fridge".
Idea for a series: a paranormal investigation team that tries to get rid of ghosts but makes it infinitely worse instead.
Last one out the house has to break it to the homeowners that they messed up, but also tell them there's no legal precedent to sue for unintentionally summoning a clumsy demon.
Last one out the house has to break it to the homeowners that they messed up, but also tell them there's no legal precedent to sue for unintentionally summoning a clumsy demon.
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Idea for a series: a paranormal investigation team that tries to get rid of ghosts but makes it infinitely worse instead.
Last one out the house has to break it to the homeowners that they messed up, but also tell them there's no legal precedent to sue for unintentionally summoning a clumsy demon.
Last one out the house has to break it to the homeowners that they messed up, but also tell them there's no legal precedent to sue for unintentionally summoning a clumsy demon.
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During a decade of Brexit debates, BBC Question Time invited 50 British MEPs from the EU Parliament onto its show. Every single one of them was pro-Brexit. 45 were UKIP, 3 were Tories, 2 were Reform. Farage alone appeared as an MEP 23 times! Not one pro-EU MEP was invited onto the show. Not one!
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
During a decade of Brexit debates, BBC Question Time invited 50 British MEPs from the EU Parliament onto its show. Every single one of them was pro-Brexit. 45 were UKIP, 3 were Tories, 2 were Reform. Farage alone appeared as an MEP 23 times! Not one pro-EU MEP was invited onto the show. Not one!
I live close to a school/ nursery & I expect noise. It usually just blends into the background.
But today, some absolute psychopath has given a kid a drum, sent them outside into the playground & they're currently going full Animal on it & have been for about half an hour.
But today, some absolute psychopath has given a kid a drum, sent them outside into the playground & they're currently going full Animal on it & have been for about half an hour.
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I live close to a school/ nursery & I expect noise. It usually just blends into the background.
But today, some absolute psychopath has given a kid a drum, sent them outside into the playground & they're currently going full Animal on it & have been for about half an hour.
But today, some absolute psychopath has given a kid a drum, sent them outside into the playground & they're currently going full Animal on it & have been for about half an hour.
Found myself outside a charity for suicide prevention. They had a board outside where you can write a message on post it notes & leave them for people who may be struggling, to read.
I wanted people to know that there's more love out there than they may realise.
It just needs to be more visible.
I wanted people to know that there's more love out there than they may realise.
It just needs to be more visible.
November 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Found myself outside a charity for suicide prevention. They had a board outside where you can write a message on post it notes & leave them for people who may be struggling, to read.
I wanted people to know that there's more love out there than they may realise.
It just needs to be more visible.
I wanted people to know that there's more love out there than they may realise.
It just needs to be more visible.
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It's all leading to this isn't?
And all of this crap on the end of programmes from the BBC about being grateful that they're publicly funded is meant to paint over their drift to political right.
And all of this crap on the end of programmes from the BBC about being grateful that they're publicly funded is meant to paint over their drift to political right.
November 6, 2025 at 10:02 AM
It's all leading to this isn't?
And all of this crap on the end of programmes from the BBC about being grateful that they're publicly funded is meant to paint over their drift to political right.
And all of this crap on the end of programmes from the BBC about being grateful that they're publicly funded is meant to paint over their drift to political right.
We stayed at this wonderful place on Halloween. It was absolutely amazing to be here.
November 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
We stayed at this wonderful place on Halloween. It was absolutely amazing to be here.
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This is from Autocracy, Inc, about how modern autocratic propaganda works.
I consider this every time I decide what to share and how to frame it.
I consider this every time I decide what to share and how to frame it.
November 2, 2025 at 12:04 PM
This is from Autocracy, Inc, about how modern autocratic propaganda works.
I consider this every time I decide what to share and how to frame it.
I consider this every time I decide what to share and how to frame it.
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Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?
October 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?
An unexpected outcome of trying to learn another language has been a surprising appreciation of German techno music.
Did not see that coming, nor did my neighbours. But here we are.
Did not see that coming, nor did my neighbours. But here we are.
October 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
An unexpected outcome of trying to learn another language has been a surprising appreciation of German techno music.
Did not see that coming, nor did my neighbours. But here we are.
Did not see that coming, nor did my neighbours. But here we are.
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'Get rid of the migrants or I'll become a migrant' is quite the argument
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
'Get rid of the migrants or I'll become a migrant' is quite the argument
Our dachshund was referred to as an 'angry tube' today after he took offence to a plasterer just doing his job upstairs.
October 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Our dachshund was referred to as an 'angry tube' today after he took offence to a plasterer just doing his job upstairs.
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Remembering the time my other half's autocorrect asked an animal rights group for advice on how to train a 'dead' dog after we took on a deaf dachshund.
October 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Remembering the time my other half's autocorrect asked an animal rights group for advice on how to train a 'dead' dog after we took on a deaf dachshund.
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the US government has arrived on bluesky
October 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
the US government has arrived on bluesky
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Sick of people shouting Farage is our saviour, Well, time they heard it from the horse's mouth, this liar is not to be trusted.
Looking at some of them, they look like they're never away from a doctor, and no deep pockets to pay.
REFORM VOTERS, WAKEN UP!
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youtube.com/shorts/TN3lG...
Looking at some of them, they look like they're never away from a doctor, and no deep pockets to pay.
REFORM VOTERS, WAKEN UP!
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youtube.com/shorts/TN3lG...
Farage / Reform wants to privatise the NHS
YouTube video by National Rejoin March
youtube.com
October 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Sick of people shouting Farage is our saviour, Well, time they heard it from the horse's mouth, this liar is not to be trusted.
Looking at some of them, they look like they're never away from a doctor, and no deep pockets to pay.
REFORM VOTERS, WAKEN UP!
👇👇
youtube.com/shorts/TN3lG...
Looking at some of them, they look like they're never away from a doctor, and no deep pockets to pay.
REFORM VOTERS, WAKEN UP!
👇👇
youtube.com/shorts/TN3lG...
Whenever I order something online and I get an email saying "we've got your parcel" from Evri, it gives me the same vibes as if they'd just told me they duct taped it to the back of a drunk buzzard.
October 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Whenever I order something online and I get an email saying "we've got your parcel" from Evri, it gives me the same vibes as if they'd just told me they duct taped it to the back of a drunk buzzard.
Asda coffee in a cup bigger than the one I had my oats in. My priorities are clear.
October 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Asda coffee in a cup bigger than the one I had my oats in. My priorities are clear.
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It is heart breaking 🥲
October 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
It is heart breaking 🥲
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The British by Benjamin Zephaniah. Serves 60 million.
October 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The British by Benjamin Zephaniah. Serves 60 million.
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Private Eye offers up an excellently scornful commentary on the relentless polling. It’s become ridiculous and has oversimplified our politics to dangerous levels of stupid and irresponsible.
October 10, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Private Eye offers up an excellently scornful commentary on the relentless polling. It’s become ridiculous and has oversimplified our politics to dangerous levels of stupid and irresponsible.
Thing is with black cats is that it's difficult to know what bit's what.
I've found myself in low lighting pspspsing at a hot water bottle before now.
He's just resting sweetly and gently snoring after doing some crimes.
I've found myself in low lighting pspspsing at a hot water bottle before now.
He's just resting sweetly and gently snoring after doing some crimes.
October 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Thing is with black cats is that it's difficult to know what bit's what.
I've found myself in low lighting pspspsing at a hot water bottle before now.
He's just resting sweetly and gently snoring after doing some crimes.
I've found myself in low lighting pspspsing at a hot water bottle before now.
He's just resting sweetly and gently snoring after doing some crimes.
Work guy banged his head on the cupboard door he was working in when I needed him to move because I had to use the bathroom. Poor guy was angry/hurt. Then the dog bit his trousers after partner said he was ok to be around.
Then found that partner unplugged the chest freezer three days ago.
Then found that partner unplugged the chest freezer three days ago.
October 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Work guy banged his head on the cupboard door he was working in when I needed him to move because I had to use the bathroom. Poor guy was angry/hurt. Then the dog bit his trousers after partner said he was ok to be around.
Then found that partner unplugged the chest freezer three days ago.
Then found that partner unplugged the chest freezer three days ago.
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October 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM