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night of the living chester
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not a mad scientist, but a disturbed engineer. bees laugh in atbash
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I don't know the actual lyrics of Spooky Scary Skeletons, so my brain just borrows some from Bohemian Rhapsody. "Spooky scary skeletons send shivers down my spine / Spooky scary skeletons, body's achin' all the time"
Benefits of being babyfaced: got in to see a live play version of Misery (yes, like the Steven King book) free, because the rushing ticket seller assumed AJ and I were local students and just waved an usher over to hurry us in before the doors closed
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I know I'm always banging on about this, but food banks can do so much more with your donation if you give money rather than food itself.
food banks have already been under pressure over the past several years, and with SNAP benefits expiring they're going to be the only safety net for a lot of people

please donate what you can. $100 can feed several families for a month because of the discounts and purchasing power they have
And JF seems not to know how to do alt text. I just feel like a skill exchange could happen here
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I’m starting to feel like I got a brain problem situation on my hands
[smacks forehead] there's no way that Flo knows a two-armed York, is there? I suppose the timeline could be shimmied around, but I think the shock of a permanent disabling event is actually why they turn to assembling a team
admittedly, some can feel pretty nice as a single strand between the fingers of an unsuspecting person who is just looking for "something soft". but then these too feel so awful when transformed into any textured fabric at all. will they have a swatch to let you realize this? LOL no
The way cheap, variegated, super-silky acrylic yarns are widely available and take up the bulk of most non specialist craft stores' collection is a cruel trap for rubes. Shelves of once-and-future microplastics that are notoriously bad materials for making the designs they show on the label. Shame
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
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I don't know what else to tell you to get you to stop using Spotify
The Jakarta Method is an extremely harrowing book but also very worthwhile I think for doing a lot of basic untangling of a lot of important historical threads for me
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did I seriously write "monument" instead of "museum"
#x&y Apollo 18
if I'm mission control, and *you're* mission control...
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i now want to address each candidate with a simple question and would like a yes or no answer: do you commit to changing new york’s name to york junior
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ability, notability, survival (on someone else's terms)
sorry if I end up really neurotic about this in the future but recent practical medical decisions are causing me to be asked in detail about gender and sexuality things by clinicians which I've always been fine With
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i also made a silly little video game you can play in a browser using a pile of c. elegans brains as the opponent ai. first time anyone has ever done this to my knowledge

you need a keyboard with arrows but here’s the link:
nematode.farm
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Knit stitches are remarkably symmetrical in all directions! I realized this weekend I could rip stuff out from the bound-on edge and then knit back in the other direction to turn messy increases into clean decreases. No seam between directionality at all.
Um, yes, Mister boss, I am paying excellent attention at morning standup meeting.