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night of the living chester @mojochessmaster.bsky.social · 8h

I don't know the actual lyrics of Spooky Scary Skeletons, so my brain just borrows some from Bohemian Rhapsody. "Spooky scary skeletons send shivers down my spine / Spooky scary skeletons, body's achin' all the time"

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night of the living chester @mojochessmaster.bsky.social · 9h

Benefits of being babyfaced: got in to see a live play version of Misery (yes, like the Steven King book) free, because the rushing ticket seller assumed AJ and I were local students and just waved an usher over to hurry us in before the doors closed

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night of the living chester @mojochessmaster.bsky.social · Jun 13

#x&y it is time for the mystery box

X: I call him "Dankenstein"
Y confusedly pictures weed.
X: Because (hehe) all three of the corpses I used to make him were, just coincidentally, named Dan
Y: OH

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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 1d

I know I'm always banging on about this, but food banks can do so much more with your donation if you give money rather than food itself.

skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 1d

food banks have already been under pressure over the past several years, and with SNAP benefits expiring they're going to be the only safety net for a lot of people

please donate what you can. $100 can feed several families for a month because of the discounts and purchasing power they have

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night of the living chester @mojochessmaster.bsky.social · 1d

And JF seems not to know how to do alt text. I just feel like a skill exchange could happen here

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✨PIDGE IN REAL✨ @pidginplace.bsky.social · 13d

I’m starting to feel like I got a brain problem situation on my hands

A simple drawing of a white figure of a person standing in front of their mirror, hands on sink.

Their brain is exposed, an a liquid pours out from the opening. Only their eyes are visible on their face.

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night of the living chester @mojochessmaster.bsky.social · 2d

[smacks forehead] there's no way that Flo knows a two-armed York, is there? I suppose the timeline could be shimmied around, but I think the shock of a permanent disabling event is actually why they turn to assembling a team

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night of the living chester @mojochessmaster.bsky.social · 3d

admittedly, some can feel pretty nice as a single strand between the fingers of an unsuspecting person who is just looking for "something soft". but then these too feel so awful when transformed into any textured fabric at all. will they have a swatch to let you realize this? LOL no

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night of the living chester @mojochessmaster.bsky.social · 3d

The way cheap, variegated, super-silky acrylic yarns are widely available and take up the bulk of most non specialist craft stores' collection is a cruel trap for rubes. Shelves of once-and-future microplastics that are notoriously bad materials for making the designs they show on the label. Shame

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 7d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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OK Glass @ok.glass · 4d

I don't know what else to tell you to get you to stop using Spotify

SFGATE @sfgate.com · 9d

Spotify responded that the ads do not violate its policies.

Spotify is running ICE hiring ads boasting wild signing bonuses

Spotify responded that the ads do not violate its policies.

bit.ly

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night of the living chester @mojochessmaster.bsky.social · 4d

The Jakarta Method is an extremely harrowing book but also very worthwhile I think for doing a lot of basic untangling of a lot of important historical threads for me

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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 5d

Jerome Podwil

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night of the living chester @mojochessmaster.bsky.social · 6d

did I seriously write "monument" instead of "museum"

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night of the living chester @mojochessmaster.bsky.social · 6d

#x&y Apollo 18
if I'm mission control, and *you're* mission control...

Amber: if we need moon rocks, why not steal them from the Smithsonian? It'd be cheaper.
X: and disrespect a national museum??
Y: and miss my chance to go the the MOON??
X: When did we decide that you're going to the moon? I was thinking I'd get to go to the moon.
Amber: Boys, boys, boys. You're forgetting a simple solution to this petty argument. You boys stay home and I'LL get to go to the moon.
X&Y, overlapping: like hell you will

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night of the living chester @mojochessmaster.bsky.social · Oct 17

youtu.be/7yBgEGdXWUY?...

Mono Puff - Dedicated

Dedicated by Mono Puff, from the album "It's Fun to Steal".Lyrics:Puff! [repeated throughout song]Stop playing games of the mindHey diddo ging gindedo d-ding...

youtu.be

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night of the living chester @mojochessmaster.bsky.social · Oct 17

October 17th. Stayed indoors.

A grey, black, and red comic with the lyrics to Dedicated by Mono Puff. The monologue continues: At 11 o clock I see my dedicated friend through the window. He's across the street, turning the key in his front door. I sit in my chair just beyond the sunlight of the window and speak out: There he is. He looks around, thinking (incorrectly) he will one day know my secret.

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OK Glass @ok.glass · 7d

BALLROOM by ICOSAHEDRON from the new album FOREST CREATURES
as performed by ICOSAHEDRON & OK GLASS
icosahedrontunes.bandcamp.com/album/forest...

(I'd Like to See You at the) Ballroom Again - Icosahedron (ft. OK GLASS)

YouTube video by Icosahedron

m.youtube.com

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 7d

i now want to address each candidate with a simple question and would like a yes or no answer: do you commit to changing new york’s name to york junior

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night of the living chester @mojochessmaster.bsky.social · Jun 16

ability, notability, survival (on someone else's terms)

a hard to describe scribbly comic where two people argue if it's worth cutting off their arm to be free of chains

as the argument continues the one able to cut off their own arm just wishes there were tools available other than an axe

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night of the living chester @mojochessmaster.bsky.social · 8d

sorry if I end up really neurotic about this in the future but recent practical medical decisions are causing me to be asked in detail about gender and sexuality things by clinicians which I've always been fine With

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Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 8d

i also made a silly little video game you can play in a browser using a pile of c. elegans brains as the opponent ai. first time anyone has ever done this to my knowledge

you need a keyboard with arrows but here’s the link:
nematode.farm

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night of the living chester @mojochessmaster.bsky.social · 13d

(she's lost her mind!) #tmbg

(Digital art. Comic set to the first verse of She Thinks She's Edith Head. The narrator skeptically watches her classmate grow up and begin wearing Edith Head's haircut and iconic glasses like a mask.)

(Second verse. The narrator is surprised to see "Edith" on TV, giving a speech and showing off an award that she... maybe didn't earn. The narrator walks away...)

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night of the living chester @mojochessmaster.bsky.social · 13d

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag_w...

"And it stuck in my mind." Closeup on the eyes of the narrator, imagining herself in Edith's glasses, imagining the lights, imagining the stage...

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night of the living chester @mojochessmaster.bsky.social · 9d

Knit stitches are remarkably symmetrical in all directions! I realized this weekend I could rip stuff out from the bound-on edge and then knit back in the other direction to turn messy increases into clean decreases. No seam between directionality at all.

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night of the living chester @mojochessmaster.bsky.social · 9d

Um, yes, Mister boss, I am paying excellent attention at morning standup meeting.

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